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>go to see an escort tonight >arrive >cute girl >GIANT
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>go to see an escort tonight
>arrive
>cute girl
>GIANT ass
>South African accent
>go into bedroom
>Start getting into it
>she puts a condom on me
>stick my dick inside her
>she says I have to cum fast because shes alergic to condoms
>alergic to condoms
>a prostitute
>alergic to condoms
Just when i thought the world didn't have a sense of humor
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If she was really alergic to latex she'd just carry latex-free condoms. She was just trying to get rid of you fast.
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>>29163409
Sorry OP but this. Hope u didn't pay too much.
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>>29163409
Yeah this

I have seen many escorts and never heard this. If they told me this and didn't have a back up condom it would be the one time out of 60++ times iv gone that I would straight up demand my cash back and tell her to fuck off for wasting my time

Then probably go shitpost on the local escort forum about her.

I live where escorts are legal but protection is required, so if she was trying to rip me off like that when I payed for x amount of time I would call the people and get her in shit.
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She probably just didn't want you to feel bad for cumming early
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>>29161842
it has a sense of humor but you're the butt of the joke
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>>29161842
She's either joking or wants you to hurry the fuck up. Most likely the latter, since what hooker jokes around with their john when they're doing the most soul crushing job a person can do?
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What is getting an escort like? I'm very tempted. How is it different to a prostitute? Where do you go about it?

I feel like sleeping with a woman who won't (?) mock my tiny dick would be good for my self-esteem?
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>>29161842
picture of the girl?
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