Fembots or fagbots what does your ideal cock look like? and how big would it be?
probably about 8 inches and pretty thick, something to be a challenge.
6.5 inches... average thickness
uncut or cut but still has a bit of the foreskin left
big balls
smelly
>>29161227
that one is too big
anyway, ideally you would have two: one big one for special occasions (8 inches and thick) one normal one for every day (5-6 inches and medium thickness)
i know its a meme but this is why my gf and i have a bull, so we can get the occasionally huge cock, but they just aren't good for day in day out stuff.
>>29161552
Cuck nation yall
>>29161584
yes, there are actual people with cuck fetishes in the world. big fucking deal.
>>29161552
>>29161599
You should kill yourself, not for being a cuckold, because you are not a cuckold, but for being so autistic that you roleplay being a degenerate who lets other men fuck his girlfriend.
Definitely a grower but not small when soft or anything
Maybe 6-7.5" long
As thick as my wrist or slightly less than that
Has to be uncut
Big balls
Hairy or trimmed, but shaved balls
Smelly but not in a super gross way
Large loads, lotsa ropes of cum
>>29161728
i am actually a cuckold, I don't get the big deal, and I've had this fetish since well before it became this stupid fucking meme. And for what it's worth it isn't a 'racial' thing about BBC or whatever for my gf and I, I don't understand that part of it at all.
>>29161552
Totally disgusting, shame for men kind.
>>29161773
Do you get to fuck girls with bigger tits or a bigger ass than your gf for "special occasions"? If not, you're being taken advantage of
>>29161799
oh fuck off you pathetic piece of shit.
>>29161767
>your reproductive organ has to be as thick as somebody elses fucking arm
>>29161227
Uncircumcised.
Cut cocks are bland and flavorlesss
>>29161828
yes, i can fuck whoever i want.
and no, it wouldn't be being taken advantage of if i agreed to/liked the arrangement. also my gf has 34DDD's and a huge ass so bigger tits and ass isn't really a thing (i guess i do like some freakishly large asses every once in a while).
>>29161856
Well good on you m8. Just dont make that bitch your wife for the (potential) kids' and your wallet's sake
>>29161834
>calling me a pathetic
>sharing his gf
lel u sick fuck, total degeneration.
>>29161882
>total degeneration.
this means absolutely nothing you fucking idiot
>>29161552
hahahahahahahahashdfashhhhaa kill yourself
>>29161227
5.5"-6.5", uncut.
Not ethnic.
Trimmed pubes, not shaven or overgrown.
No pearly penile pauples.
Maybe a qt lil freckle or distinctive curve in any direction.
Cum that doesn't taste like battery acid.
>>29161552
this is actually literally the right answer
i want the mean guy with the huge cock to fucking destroy me every saturday night, and i also want the nice guy with the normal dick to love me the other 6 days of the week. i like normal dicks, they feel good and they're easy to blow. but sometimes i also need to go all the way... i've got my own needs too. sometimes just nice isn't enough and i need a little (a lot) more to satisfy me
>>29161925
no thanks you silly little faggot
>clean
>uncut
>trimmed pubes, no hair on the shaft
>between 6&7 inches long
>decently thick, idk girth measurements, just not a pencil or a football
>not super veiny
>doesn't lean a lot to one side, a little sway is okay
>white or azn
Dicks are cute, I wish I had one
>clean
>not veiny (some are ok)
>white
>mostly straight
>around 8 inches
>well groomed pubes
>thick, like 3/4 the diameter of a can of Monster
>heavy cummer
desu, I just want a decently sized cock that'll destroy me
>>29161988
Qualify for all except uncut. Have my jew dad to thank for that.
>>29162092
Kill yourself then
Jfifirjfjdn379474
>>29161973
>I'm a faggot
>Lets his fat wife fuck black men
>Is mentally ill and deluded enough to see this as an acceptable exciting/progressive relationship
You are so insecure about yourself that you've developed a fetish around it to cope. Because of this coping mechanism you will never be a normal functioning human male in a mutually loving relationship. This is despite the fact that the part of your brain that houses all of your forgotten basic, subconscious, testosterone-fueled instincts has devolved into a constant state of what is essentially senseless panicked screeching.
I can't imagine a more depressing existence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dIh0oDEGqk
Why the fuck do you weirdos want "smelly" cocks?
>>29162092
Aww, I'm sorry anon! I'm sure you'll find someone who isn't as picky as me.
>>29162104
Be nice!
>>29162117
Pheromones, probably. I'm not into it, though.
>>29162134
Pheromones are a scientific meme.
Humans can't communicate with pheromones you dolt
>>29162104
>Kill yourself then
I've tried plenty of times.
>>29162134
>Aww, I'm sorry anon! I'm sure you'll find someone who isn't as picky as me.
One can only hope. Appreciate the kind words.
>>29162157
>Circumcisiontrauma causes suicide
>>29162110
>durr cuckold
I bet your either a virgin or fucking some fat chick you met in a church. I guarantee that man has a much more attractive woman than your alt-right ass will ever get within 5 miles of. Cuckold is only insulting to pathetic virgins who have never fucked a day in their life
>>29161835
I have tiny wrists friend don't be too worried about it
>>29162180
Sorry, should have been clearer but I didn't attempt suicide over something like that. My bad.
>>29162117
i've just always liked the smell of dick sweat...
ever since i was a little kid...
id put my hands in my pants and sniff them... ;_;
it just smells so good.
>>29162147
androstenol is not a meme. I've used them and they're effective as fuck. Scientists rarely study pheromones in humans because it would lead to attempts at mind control
>>29162147
>cockstink is a meme
look at you with your wrong ass
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/03/090306142536.htm
>>29162190
Hello /r/cuckold, you seem frustrated. Maybe your cock cage is a bit too tight?
>>29162239
dylann roof was literally a cuckold and I bet you like him. He actually wanted to save coalburners and got butthurt because a nigger stole his girlfriend
>>29161552
Has a gf still visits r9k
Is a cuck
that explains it you at mentally damaged
>>29161227
>Fembots or fagbots
New friend detected please try harder to fit in next time it will help with your bait new friendo
have a nice summer
>tfw cut
how long does it take for non surgical restoration take? how much money? i mean, i have enough skin to wank easily but i just don't know man
do real girls actually care? if i get someone pure enough will she even know what she's missing?
>>29162361
Nobody gives a shit, you're the tryhard
>>29162452
>Restoring for girls
You should restore for yourself.
Also shaft-jacking isn't the same as real fapping.
>>29162477
nice dubs
when i want to "fap" i just spit in my hand and go at it, even when i just use the shaft i can still go over the head with skin a bit, it's a pretty loose circumcision
>>29161988
i can provide exactly this
>>29161925
>No pearly penile pauples.
>white
>uncut
>~5-7.5"
>Australian
>and in my mouth
if it could look like anything, I'd add a few weird things, also nobody talks about coloration but it's very important.
And when it comes, ejaculate spews out of all the weird little nodes.
>>29161227
someone please give sauce i neeeeeed it
>>29162665
What distinguishes an Australian penis?
>>29162900
it being in Australia and therefore within relative touching distance, mainly.
Who /want to kill themselves for being circumcised after reading this thread/ here?
Curcumcusion ruined my life.
>>29163357
On the bright side, if you're an Americafag chances are it won't matter since most people there are preconditioned to mutilated cocks. If you live somehere that it's uncommon, then yeah you're fucked
>>29161227
Give me source thank you
>>29161988
>>trimmed pubes, no hair on the shaft
this is a thing?
>>29163357
i feel the same way, look on the bright side, most pure girls won't care and the only people in this thread are people that browse r9k, ie: people not suitable for dating
>>29163395
i'm sure european women will be used to it soon enough, after all, circumcision is a part of being muslim
>>29161767
gonna need the fags of this thread to specify if they are male or female
>>29162790
Jesus, it's time to get off /d/
I'm not on /d/
good night folks
Bi guy here
want:
>uncut
>5-6 inch long
>no curve
>hangs cutely
>no pubes or a little neatly shaved at the base
Have:
>cut
>6 inch
>decently thick
>stands up straight
>hairy as shit cuz haven't shaved
>>29161552
>>29161728
>>29161972
Don't reply to shills or shill threads
/saged
>if you can't tell these are shills kill yourself you fucking retards
>>29161856
Yeah but you dont. Dude she doesn't love you. No one would do this to someone if they loved them even if it is their fetish.
>>29162081
>>29163395
Nigga I'm Eurocut
>>29163744
I just wanna dance in London
Just give me one night and a Foreskin
European girls don't like mutilated jeeew cocks
Mutilated jeeew cocks
nice foreskin nice frenulum nice cock
Dat dick I really wanna suck
6+ inches
reddish-pink
lots of veins
big hairy balls
unshaved pubes
preferably cut but it's not a big decider
>>29161227
I've never had sex or done anything sexual why would I have an ideal cock?
>>29163703
It most certainly is a thing anon. Mainly to make it look bigger and feel nicer during a bj. Trim it on top, shave the shaft, balls can be whatever is most comfortable. Don't shave it on top though, it's a porn meme to make the dick look even bigger. Most women find it unattractive as it just looks old, wrinkled, and sad.
>>29161227
8'
>tfw I can barely feel anything smaller
>>29163912
s-sorry for your loss, anon.
>>29164076
I typically find I feel more if they thrust fast rather than if they have a large dick.
>>29162900
it's incredibly small even
>>29161227
I enjoy anything smaller than mine. (Little less than 8) But also prefer it to be trimmed so I don't get hair in my mouth. Don't care about cut vs uncut, doubt I'd care about any specific color over another.
>>29161767
>Thick as a wrist
Uhhh, shit.
Well I'm bisexual, but you can call me a fagbot I guess. I have a cock that's 6.2 x 5.5. None of the people I've fucked have complained.
I love barebacking cute people. Even men have trouble taking my girth and say their ass hurts the next day.
For me it's not the sexual pleasure, but the fact thatI have AIDS. I love breeding it. It feels so right.
Fagbt. 4 inches soft. I want my guy to be a ahower not a grower. So even when he gets hard it just thickens up. Nothing too thick either.
My first had a 10-inch cock and it turned me off of big ones completely.
>>29164592
>10-inch
lol
>>29164602
It's was a no shit situation with a good friend. Imagine the goofiest motherfucker you know. Basically the same thing. We didn't use proper lube and every moment was extremely painful. I just wanted it to end.
>>29164647
>every moment was extremely painful
he was a big guy
>>29164588
100% the response i would expect in a thread partially about homosexuals
9x7.25 minimum for me desu
girl
>>29163854
You do realize you are fucking retarded, right?
>>29162560
Pics would be appreciated (^;
>>29162110
If only I could uptoke this more than once
>>29164782
I'm not the one dating someone with the emotional capacity of a toddler.
>>29163772
If your dream dick, conjured from the ether to make you feel good, totally aligns to human parameters- then you might just have a poor imagination.
I like /d/ sized dicks on girls
