What's a valid excuse for buying 9 feet of hemp rope from the local DIY?
Hemp is more biodegradable than other types of rope. Some manufactures put plastic into the center of their rope for strengthening.
I base this information off of bullshit and fairy dust
>>29161014
What's her name, anon? Just tell her that you're making necklaces.
>>29161089
I don't think you understand the question, but thanks
>>29161120
What are you on about
The girl in the image is called Anzu.
you want to tie someone up like so
>>29161014
just tell em you're prepping for "the day of reckoning, brother"
>>29161014
If asked, reply "I want 9 feet of hemp rope".
You don't need an excuse to purchase something, anon.
>>29161014
you don't need an excuse
I've bought shitloads of fertilizer for science experiments and nobody ever questioned it
I'm probably on a watchlist though
>>29161123
>but thanks
I just use internet cables to strangle 3d. So much easier imo
>>29161014
smooth humble brag faggot
>>29161014
"I'm going to fucking hang myself"
>>29161484
Ok you're going to have to tell me what you're on about