>Excuse me sir, you forgot to tip!
>>29160025
Ah yes
*tips fedora*
>>29160025
Yeah because you forgot to butter my crab legs
>>29160025
no one tips at the movie theater
>>29160025
I'm sorry, here's your tip. Thanks
The tip is included in the $8.00 for a tub of popcorn and $6.00 for a cup of cola. Don't even start with the refills being free. You and I both know that I'm not going to get up in the middle of the movie and miss 15 minutes to get a refill. This isn't the theatre. There's no intermission.
Here's your tip, good sir.
Now will you direct me to the showers, please?
I miss those cool 90's cups tb h
>>29160671
it's fucking A E S T H E T I C
Nigger. That is all.