>feminist joins home owners association and orders people around
>the bad kind of feminist
>starts threatening people with fees over trivial shit
>Can only spend a small amount of time on yardwork so has a barely noticable patch of weed no higher than 2 inches growing in the back corner
>Get threatened with legal action and fines from a letter signed by the feminazi herself
The fuck is up with this OCD, it's like 8 weeds barely 3 inches long that I missed last week. This cunt really entering people's fenced yards?
Tell her you are cultivating them and they are in fact not weeds. Grow a whole plot of edible "weeds" like dandelion or mustard
>>29158848
There is only one kind of feminist. The modern kind that are all hardcore sjw.
What the fuck is the exact wording in your HoA rules regarding weeds? Also I'm sure you could easily find a violation on her house and threaten her with fines. you could even ask her how she saw them and if she was trespassing or invading your privacy by looking over the fence. I would think it'd be illegal to climb someone's fence for a peek over, call the cops on her and say she trespassed. If you ever have conversations with thus bitch RECORD all audio
>>29159086
Sounds good, I'll have to check on the exact wording, but I recall it being something like decently maintained. They were lenient before, not minding a small amount of weeds along the base of the house, or at the corners of the fence. But suddenly became lawn nazis after she got involved
Send her rape/death threats and shock porn through various channels like email/sms/letters. She'll probably move away or an hero. Absolute least it will do is traumatize her which will lead to her taking time off work or working less.
>>29158848
Call the police and tell them she is trespassing your property
>>29159009
This.
Tell her to fuck off and that she has shit tier taste in garden aesthetics.
>>29158848
tell her you don't take no orders from a woman.
she's in the "home owners association" she has zero jurisdiction over you. If she actually fines you, just don't pay it. What's she going to do? Hire a collection agency to come get you because you have thistles?
Call her a cunt to her face.
>Buy a house.
>Its yours. It belongs to you, bought with your own money.
>Loudmouth cunts can still tell you what you can do with it so when they bail they make money out of your actions by proxy.
I'd go postal. The fucking cheek.
>>29158848
How do you know she's a feminist and not another bored 40yo woman?
>>29159009
fucking KEKUNA
now this is some real naughty boy shit. grow a shitload of mustard OP. dandelions might be pushing it, but can't complain about mustard.
>>29158848
Tell her to choke to death on your dick.
Start growing weeds on purpose
She literally has no power over you
>>29160798
Listen here son, I will teach you of the real world. Some neighborhoods, mostly upper middle class and above, have standards which all residents are expected to follow. These standards are made clear to the homeowner before they purchase the house. if the buyer doesn't want to follow some bullshit rules there's plenty of other nice neighborhoods without stuff like that. so don't knowingly buy a house in a neighborhood with rules and then ignore those rules.
>>29160788
The agreement you make with a homeowner's association when you join is legally binding.
>>29160851
A cursory review of the CC&Rs won't give you insight into the HOA culture. There are some HOA's that enforce their rules like gleeful despots. There are others that are cash-strapped, mismanaged anarchists.
At my former fascist HOA community, the board (composed entirely of retirees) met monthly to invent new rules and fines. Some were strangely creative (demanding backyard inspections of select homeowners' trees that appeared "large when viewed from the street"); others were nuisance (fining homeowners who parked briefly in visitor spots, even to drop off disabled individuals closer to their residences).
The board issued intricate instructions about how to close HOA dumpster gates, and warned that violators who did not fully click the latch would be fined and could lose their rights to place garbage in the dumpsters. Air conditioners were banned (in Southern California!) because they were loud and offensive.
There was always a moving van at the entrance of the development, for people were continually moving out. When it was our turn to evacuate, the board president issued our moving truck driver a schedule requiring his crew to finish the loading job in exactly three hours (for she was timing the job from her living room window), else she would phone the fire department. The mover called her all the names I'd wanted to call her since I first got there.
>Normies
>>29160851
>the real world
>neighborhoods, mostly upper middle class and above
>the real world
HAHAHAHA
>>29160851
>real world
Hello, Reddit!
>>29160834
>She literally has no power over you
But that's wrong.
>>29160929
>if you get a good education in an intelligent field, aren't a complete sperg when job hunting, and land a good job, you're not in the real world if you save for 20 years in order to comfortably afford a payment plan for a nice house so you don't live in a shithole
>>29160945
not sure what you're getting at. just educating the lad
>>29160851
How do they force you to join the HOA when you are purchasing a property though?
>>29160788
>What's she going to do? Hire a collection agency to come get you
HOAs have the power to put leins on property, and sell the property if needed to pay the lein.
>>29161001
If you don't sign the contract they don't sell the house.
What the fuck? You guys have regulations on what can grow in your fucking backyard? How much more cucked can you people get?
Just tell her to fuck herself. And if she gets you fined, then take revenge. Some petty vandalism will make her pretty mad and if you're not that dumb you can get away with it.
>>29161001
When you purchase a condominium, townhouse or other type of property in a planned development such as a leased land property, a gated community, or even an ordinary subdivision, you are obligated to join that community's homeowners' association (HOA) and pay monthly or annual HOA fees for the upkeep of common areas and the building.
>>29160991
>Spend your life working up in the real world to escape into a gated community where 60+ year olds tell you what to do with the fruits of your labor.
>>29161061
>being too poor to afford landscapers to do all that shit for you
Oh no my lawn has to look nice. What fucking tyrannical overlords. I hate walking onto my veranda and enjoying the nice look. i would prefer dirt.
>>29161135
That's not the fucking point. If he wants to have dirt in his yard, it should be his choice. His only.
On the other hand, he did fuck up by even getting into this kind of shit by buying a condo.
>>29160813
Mustard seed will fly into everyone's yard too lol
>living somewhere with HoA
The ultimate in cuckoldry
>>29161135
>Being too poor to be in complete control of your own property without outside influence.
Plebians thesedays.
>>29160991
I live in a better area than you do, and my HOA doesn't even bother me, and even helped me find workers to build my horse stable and fence and level the surrounding area.
'real world' is a meme; it's nonsense propagated by high-pantsed old farts on pension.
>>29161232
>horse stable
How cliche. Talk to me when you have a nice par 3 golf course, and never talk down to me again poorfag.
It's your fault for joining a deed restricted neighborhood.
Anyway, hire a couple of niggers to beat the fuck out of her. A few hundred should be plenty.
You could also do like George Lucas and use Section 8 to rent your house to the government who will fill it will welfare niggers. The government will pay for upkeep, meaning you can pay people to mow the lawn, and the niggers will destroy the entire neighborhood and knock 30% off of their houses' values.
>>29161278
haha epic xdd
>>29161424
>he thinks im joking just because i posted mop lel
>>29158848
>bad kind of feminist
>implying there's a good kind (anymore)
You are an idiot for joining a home owners association. That shit is basically designed to ensure you are a submissive retard that raises submissive retard kids.
>>29160851
>Listen here son, I will teach you of the real world.
>the real world
>/r9k/
