>mom smelled the cum tissues
first XDDD
Good lord is that a son and dad cosplaying as faggot betas at some convention? Or is that just their everyday attire?
It's kind of sad when your father is into the beta memes and lifestyle, I mean if anything it probably makes his son feel better about himself since he is the size of a house and has the face of a potato. Obviously his dad got laid so, of course his dad isn't the size of a blimp, the son however got some bad genetics.
>mommy stopped giving me handies
>church poastoir discovered sock lasagna
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>>29158551
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>>29158551
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My mom smelled my old cum tissues a few times. I'd just stuff them behind the computer monitor and speakers. She brought me to the computer one time and made me watch her smell them. I'm like wtf mom what are you doing? She says anon I know you're doing drugs! You're huffing deodorant spray! I was using scented lotion. I tried to tell her it was just used tissues. M dad hears this and comes out an he just looks at me in disappointment knowing they were cum tissues. He told her what it was that night and the never brought it up since
>>29158429
>mom finds the cum tissues
>in reality they're for blowing my nose because I live in the city and if I don't blow my nose 3 times a day it turns to grey sludge in my nose
>she still thinks they're cum tissues
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