what's the closest you've come to pussy r9k?
birth desu
In 2004 in Year 10 when a bunch of stacey's playing truth or dare, got dared to lick me on my face.
Not talking little lick, like it was for 10 seconds slowly licking.
>>29157415
Being born
original
>>29157453
>tfw c-section
N/A
>>29157415
All the times I've had sex.
>>29157415sweet boipucci
I played 7 minutes in heaven anyone want greentext?
>>29157415
>ugly loser in high school
>find out ugly loser girl likes me
>don't do anything about it because don't want to face any more ridicule over being "the ugly couple"
i have never touched a woman in any sort of romantic way but i guess that was the closest, even though it was technically just the vague chance that i might get a gf and therefore eventually get laid instead of anything concrete like kissing a girl or whatever
>>29157529
How am I not surprised Tha tis original
stuck my pee-pee in a girls baby hole once.
>>29157562
yes please
orgnal
>>29157562
>be me age 18
>go to party with kids who smoke a lot of weed , drink , and do acid
>cute girls 6/10 some 8/10
>everyone gets fucked up
>someone suggests to play seven minutes in heaven
>sweatsbadly.jpg
>everyone nods in agreement
>anon are you in?
>stutters uh sure
>spin bottle whoever it lands on you go in the closet with
>few rounds go by
>hearts racing
>finally lands on me
>get girl who's 6/10
>known slut
>get pushed into closet everyone is cheering us on
>she locks the door and asks if i ever fucked a girl
>thought about lying but said no
>she laughed and I felt weird
>she started kissing my neck and rubbing my dick through my shorts
>purebliss.jpg it's my first time idk what to do
>touch on her tits probably size d
>reach down her panties
>she stops me and got on her knees
>she took my dick into her mouth
>almost nut in a second
>sucks my head for a good minute then says okay anon are you ready?
>she lays down and parts her panties
>i licked her pussy first just to taste one
>she kinda squirmed and told me to just put it in
>i stick my cock up her and fuck her for as long as she let me which was not even three minutes
>best three minutes of my life
>times up and we didn't talk again until another one night stand thing years later
well i've like had sex
>>29157959
this is really pathetic but, probably better than the average robot
I wasn't always this fucked up.
>>29149291
I'm Indian so I just grope school girls on the bus/train. My friends have raped girls but rape requires sharing if you're doing it without chloroform so I haven't done that yet.
The furtherest I've gotten is fingering a schoolgirl through her underwear. I'm tempted to just put my dick in but don't want to get called a rapist desu.
>>29157415
balls deep m8
Was this past weekend. Had a girl sleep in my bed with me. Still didn't get laid.
I hugged a girl a couple of times and went on a few dates with her
I fucked 2 girls, so...
>>29158156
do tell
>>29157415
I was deep in the friendzone with a girl. One time she laid her legs across my lap while we watched a movie. In a few seconds I got a raging boner, excused myself, and waddled away awkwardly hoping she wouldn't noticeI still fap to the memory
Inside it. But its usually on her belly or just below said pussy on the sheets, which is still pretty close. What a fun thread, pretty original topic.
had a girl in my bed cuddling with me rubbing her ass against my hard dick while we were both clothed
and i didn't pull it out or do anything else because im a fucking autist
you want to know autism? this is autism. thank you autism.
>>29158213
>be me
>virgin
>with girl I've been pursuing for months
>9/10 alt-chick
>from out of state
>have her crash at my place
>suggest that she can sleep in my bed with me
>says yes
>cuddling and shit
>making out, giving each other hickeys, sucking on her tits
>beautiful tits and pierced nipples too
>rubbing her ass against my dick
>three nights of this
Basically I was just too beta to seal the deal.
>>29158271
It's okay man, we all lost good pussy because we didn't have the balls
>>29158213
wow 2 whole girls
we've got a chad on our hands
>>29157415
A girl with giant tits basically asked me to come over and take her virginity but I was busy raiding in everquest. No regrets, got my AVB.
>>29158271
Kek same shit happened to me. I really didn't know what to do. I didn't think that it would be a good idea, and didn't want to make things awkward if she rejected me.
>>29157468
When I was at school we played spin the bottle but therewas a special rule that if it landed on me the girls only had to hug me not kiss me
>>29158400
Top kek but to this day I have trauma of spinning any bottle because it reminds me of bad times.
>>29158358
when she was doing that to me i had a complete brain fart and just froze up. didn't know what the fuck to do. worst part is she just stopped at some point and that made me even more confused
>>29158325
D-d-damn anon. I wish you could have walked her home gently.
>>29158325
dude what the fuck
how is it any different than what you were doing already?
>3 nights of this
>>29158325
do women just get off on teasing? i'd kind of figure at some point that she would just rip your dick out of your pants if she wanted it so much, but idk, maybe she just got off on teasing you and didn't really want your dick at all, she just wanted to see your squirm
and then the other half of my brain is telling me that she totally wanted your dick and you are a fool for not whipping it out
THIS IS WHY I HATE FEMALES
>>29158600
She didn't grabbed his penis because if she makes the first move people would call her a whore you shitlord
>>29157415
When I change the dirty diaper of my wife's daughter.
>>29158546
>>29158550
I wish I could have at least ate her out. This was my first time kissing girl in almost five years and I fucked it up. She was pretty much giving me the greenlight to fuck her too.
She does want me to come visit her next week though.
>>29158600
I wouldn't say it was teasing, I feel like she's really into me. I just fucked my self over, she definitely wanted me to make the first move.
I honestly can't believe I fucked it up, she's out of my league too. I'm going to see her again real soon and this time I'll try and not fuck it up.
fucked my cousin
I had a steady girlfriend and we were both naked in bed together, she was jerking me off and I was fingering her. Not sure why I didn't initiate anything, but it's been 2 years and no girl will even look in my direction now. Kill me.
i've grabbed boobs/ass and have even stuck my finger up a vag
still a virgin tho
How can so many of you get so close and yet fuck up so badly?
A girl said she was going to kiss me the next time she saw me. Then she met another guy and dropped me before it happened
>>29158840
Inexperience. Betaness. Nervousness.
>>29158840
It's called being a robot. Why do you think we're here?
>>29158710
Ayyy I'm not the only one. To be fair it was more like she fucked me.
>>29157415
Put my dick in an overweight black girl. Was only in there a few seconds. Didn't finish.
>>29158866
A girl from my old circle of online friends randomly starded gushing over me and even said that she wanted to visit my place.
I was so nervous that I completely abandoned the group and never came back.
I miss my friends.
>>29158873
Because you people aren't even capable of touching a woman, but you motherfuckers did
>>29158840
avoidant personality and anxiety i guess? i've also never really been comfortable with people touching me
>>29158840
i'm >>29158768
i didn't fuck her because she was a huge slut and i can do better than her.
>>29159019
and yet you didn't
>>29159074
i'm in no rush anon
losing my vcard is the least of my concerns right now.
>>29157415
Never ever ever, to my knowledge. The closest was when some girl asked for my number on a dare way back in (I believe) 8th grade. Joke's on those skanks, I was too poor and autistic to have a cell phone so they couldn't have their giggle m8.
when I born
>>29157415
Slep very close to it and sniffed a couple of times.
My mother though.
>>29159425
my god how can you live after this
