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Reply to this post and you will get a gf within 3 months
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If you are able to reply to this post within the next hour you will get a qt. gf or bf within the next 3 months

>dubs and trips gets race choice
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Alright man, i would like a qtgf who actually loves me-
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tfw can't help replying to these threads even though I know it wont happen
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>ifunny
wew lad
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we are the robots and we're comin to town REE REE
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Guranteed gf pls
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First of all that's an absolutely pathetic sneak level.

Secondly, go back to your tumorous app.
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>>29157121
tfw wont happen
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>>29157121
Yeah right, what a buncha baloney
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>>29157121
senpai please notice me, I can save you, and you can save me.
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>>29157121

Sneak 35/50 pssh actually playing the DLC
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>>29157121

Fuck it. Your idea isnt any more unbelievable than me just getting a gf in the first place.
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>>29157756
>dlc
>when thats clearly ultra luxe
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if i get dubs will i get a gf faster?
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I honestly think there's a chance here. Not going to risk not replying.
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>>29157121
ayy lmao

oregano
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I have come for my qt3.14, thanks
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i want the girl?
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White/mexican mix pls
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blox in my dox
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i'm really really desperate
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I don't even know if I respond to these threads ironically or not
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Asian qt pls ^w^
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w0w thx pupper

i wish for a qt black gf who gives me sass for being pale
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>>29157121
Pray for meme magic
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>>29157121
Desperate enough. I'll bite.
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>>29158766
binrar
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>>29158766
PRAISE KEK

Origami
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i neeeed it gimmi white/mexican bf/gf please
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>>29157121
biting that b8

pls gib gf
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pls no more tfw no gf
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>>29157121
What if I already have one?

Will I get a second one?
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alright, i want a gf
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>>29157121
sure why not senpai sama orengano
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Can't hurt my chances
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I hope I get that one girl, I like her and I think she likes me. Love ya Kate.
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>>29157121
Wew
Wew
Wew

This is original
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Any chance is better than nothing
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Sall good my sneak is maxed out thanks to the Chinese spec ops
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>>29157121
Meh, still worth an original try.
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>>29157121
That's bullshit, but I believe it. Let the gf happen.
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fuck it, awaiting qt now
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>>29157121
>hope is all lost
>tfw i believe you
Pls, be real
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>>29157121
Yeah....
Nah, Don't get your hopes up.
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i've had my eye on a girl for like two years. rollin'.
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>>29157121
If happen, better be someone good.
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Well, here I go.
Oregano originalo.
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>>29157121
bless ur soul senpai
>tfw hope is your greatest enemy
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>>29159655
polish qt then i guess
PS racemixing
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>>29159672
IS DISGUSTING
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>>29157121
Why is this post still going?
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>>29157712
Sneak is for pussies, I kill all that are in my path with the mighty plasma rifle
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>>29157121
Don't ever, EVER watch an anime called "Boku." Man this sht is so wrong in so many motherfuking levels yo...I was talking to one of my white friends and he sent me 3 videos with the name only labeled "Boku" I said to this dude, What's this sht? He just giggled and said "Just watch them and MAKE SURE NOBODY IS AROUND YOU WHEN WATCHING IT!" Then I thought it was some weird porno or some strange sht but as I watched the first video, I was like "Yo.....what the fuk.." THEN IT CONTINUED and I was like "Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo......." THEN THEY GOT IN THE MOTHERfukING CAR AND THEN I SAID "YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" I could not fuking believe what I just saw, It was like Satan gave me his porno collection, sht was so disturbing..YET I COULDN'T STOP WATCHING IT, THEN VIDEO TWO AND IT WAS TWO OF THEM.....THOSE NIGGAS...YOOOOOOO.......THOSE NIGGAS....AND THAT GIRL SAW THEM THEN SHE...YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... THEN THAT NIGGA TOOK THAT DOG TOY THEN YYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........IT WAS LIKE YOUR bich WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU BUT SHE WANTED TO SOMETHING "DIFFERENT" AND IT WAS SO fukED UP AND CREEPY, YOU JUST...KEPT WATCHING IT...AND THAT'S WHAT I fukING DID!!!!! THEN I SAW VIDEO THREE...THREE NIGGAS...THRRREEEEE!!!!!! IT...WAS...THHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! AND COCO WAS HIS NAME NIGGA, COCO WAS HIS MOTHERfukING NAME!!!!!! OH MY GOD,I AIN'T GOING TO HEAVEN NIGGAS, I ALREADY SOLD MY SOUL TO LUCIFER! So I Just want to tell you all right now..DON'T WATCH AN ANIME LABELED blox BOKU, DON'T DO IT NIGGA, IT'S LIKE SUCCUBUS. REMEMBER WHAT I'M SAYING TO YOU NIGGAS!
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>>29157121
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSnake
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>>29157121
Finally I wont feel lonely and empty
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Here I come!
Originally
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>>29157121
Time limit has been up for a while but its worth a shot
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>>29157121
>Peter Piper Had a Pickle Pepper
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>>29157121
It's been 3 hours, but why not
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Fuck. I'm late. Worth a shot still I hope
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>>29157121
I want a cute, amazing and kind Christian white girl that will not cheat on me.
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>>29157121

dont you lie to me senpai
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>>29157121

Very soon please
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aryan please!
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Claiming


Djjfjfjfiid
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>>29157121
Don't tell sad lies, originaro Anon ;_;
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>>29157121
Original roll for gf.
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Rolling for a gf that doesn't constantly send me vapid normie bullshit on social media every fucking day and make me wanna slam my head into a wall.
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>>29158721
Either way it is cringeworthy.

Luckily it's the internet and nobody cares.
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Only a minute left. White or Ashkenazi Jewish.
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>>29157121
roallan for qt3.14 black waifu
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>>29159632
Holy shit anon. Two years is crazy.

My golden rule: ask a girl out within a week of meeting her or it won't happen. Might as well give it a shot, but at this point you are definetly going to fail.
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Please dear God send me an angel, a girlfriend who will truly love me for me and will want, who will need my affection, who be as clingy towards me as I am towards her. I won't ever take her for granted. Please.
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>>29157121
jnm rfJSDKM KJM FDXCWEEFDS
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>>29157121
Rolling for half Vietnamese qt3.14 with a pussy slant that correlates with the bend in my penis.
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>>29157121
Rolling I choose Asian as my race if dubs
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>>29161638
Rolling once more mr roboto
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>>29161638
>>29161655
Hey OP does this mean I have to go out and talk to a girl? Or will a girl one day Come up to me or message me on Facebook etc?
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>>29161299
Since I got dubs, I want a white gf.
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*Sigh*

Got nothing to lose.

Roll.
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rolling for genocide all racists
(ironically)
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>>29157121
i cant wait desu, thank you so much OP
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>>29161855

Hehe dubs. Definitely this one QT white liberal chick who spams bernie and other libtard shit on FB that I went to HS with. I can tell she is lonely and really wants affection because I am craving it so bad.

A little graphic but I just wanna slam my cock in her hard and make her orgasm all over the place. It's the perfect hate fuck.
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How much is this going to cost OP?
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>>29157121
replying to your thread
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>>29161905
listen to what she has to say, perhaps she'll sway you to fight for worker solidarity (or just make you a liberal dumbass)
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Just had one of those dreams again.. It's not fair.. bring her back
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>>29161931

Lad I think she is honestly gone somewhat. She isn't morbidly obese and still in rocking shape... however the neon colored hair and problem glasses are in the pictures.
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This is Bullshit but it can't hurt to try desu senpai
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I cant fuck it up now im so close
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Slightly unfortunate
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>>29157121
Since I didn't reply within 'the next hour', I'll go for broke here.

I would love a qt gf, plox.
Preferably one with natural blonde hair, blue eyes, C titties, about 5'7" in stature, and weighs around 119 pounds.

Not too much to ask, right meme magic?
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>>29162502
You don't know close.

I have rubbed a girls clit with my dick but I'm still a virgin. I didn't even cum, but I made her orgasm twice. FUCKING WANT TO RIP MY GOD DAMNED HAIR OUT FUCK
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>>29162671
Anon here's some sad, but truthful advice from a sad anon.

It sounds like you're gf-less right now, from your post.

Even if you would have stuck your dick in, it wouldn't change anything. Unless you have a girlfriend regularly or just casual sex, the past doesn't change how lonely you are now.
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>>29157121
heey
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