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You have TEN (10) actual seconds to point out ONE (1) flaw in this photograph.

You CAN'T.

Lorde is literally, L I T E R A L L Y perfect.
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>>29156790
looks like a bird family
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>>29156790
eyes are spaced too far apart, ayyylmao.
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>>29156790
She doesn't have her bangs cover her forehead.

Girls with exposed foreheads are true scum.
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>>29156790
She has an inconsistent hairline like one of those Filipino girls. The fact that the picture is so small makes it hard as fuck to find flaws.
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>>29156790
>white dress
It's like she wants to see stains on her clothes in public.
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>>29156862
You watch wayy too much anime. I bet you have a volcano breeding zone hiding under your shame bangs, haha.
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Where have you been lorde poster?
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I'll be the one to say it this time.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YDPsLxUKPJ
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>>29156790
looks like a bird

the things on her face aren't in the right places.
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>>29156939
I guess theoretically speaking, my diatribe took 32 seconds, but I got to the point in under 10 seconds, so who's to say.
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Her eyes are spaced oddly.

Her eyebrows are ehh in a way I can't fully describe.

Might just be the angle, but her cheek and jaw bones look weird as fuck.

Tits not flat enough to be cute, not large enough to be hot, sort of an odd, average middle of the road shit size.

Her nose is also pretty unappealing to me but I can't really describe why.

Like a 7 at best.


Pic related is what perfection looks like b y the way, you blind fuck.
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>>29156790
>>29156790
LONDON
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Q U E E E N
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>>29156862
this is correctx
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>>29156790
the tattoo
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>>29156790
High cheekbones
Convex nose
Angular eyebrows
Medium-small breasts
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>>29156862
Only certain girls look even remotely decent with bangs.

Just accept the superiority of the Short Hair Master Race and shut up.
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missed your threads dude good to have you back
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>>29157079
>Short hair

You are disgusting.
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>>29157122
How are short haired females not the greatest breed of women on this planet you tasteless bastard?
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>>29156984
>buttchin
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>>29157205
Near perfection then.

Her hair and that tiny scar on her lip are so fucking sexy though.
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>>29157191
Why would you want a woman with man hair? Are you gay?
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Weird wrists 2bh family
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>>29156790
I'm glad to see this meme is still alive
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>>29157246
I can't entirely explain it. It's just ridiculously attractive to me.
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She has a degenerate tattoo
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>>29156939
Is this real? Is he a robot?
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what happened to when she was a teenager who was making it big off of her parents money, paying famous producers to promote her
now she's like a generic celebrity who has a bony face and no qualities to make her stand out
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>>29157308
>Tattoos
>Ear lope plugs
>Short side shave
>muscles

Are you sure you like women? Here is what a proper woman should look like.
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>>29157330
He's posted here many times before. I think he did a Q&A a few times in 2015.
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>>29157449
Literally like a 6.5/10 at best.

Tasteless bastard.
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she looks jewish
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