I finally did it /robots/! I got a gf at the ripe age of 27 and it got me wondering: is the roastie meme real? Do girls vaginas explode out after too much sex with too many people? Please provide evidence beyond "reee muh feels! Stupid degenerate women!"
My gf says she hasnt had sex before but this board has brainwashed me
it's a damn meme. it's genetic more than anything, girls can be 'born' with roasties and still be virgins, while can pornstars have innies.
>inb4 labiaplasty
it's an expensive and invasive procedure that I'm sure most people either don't know about or can't afford
>>29156721
No its pure genetics.
>>29156721
why don't you look at her vagina you dumb fagot
>>29156804
Are you sure? Is there a way to get rid if them? I thinking abiut getting her very drunk and performing micro surgery on her vagina so that her lips go back into her body
>>29156721
How many kids does she have?
If none, how many kids worth of body fat?
>>29156863
Shes a bit on the chubby side.
>>29156832
I have and its a roastie. Thats why I was wondering
>>29156721
>My gf says she hasnt had sex before
....PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT-LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's a meme and you're a fucking retard.
>>29156884
about how much roast beef would you say she eats in the run of a week?
>>29156931
FUCKING THIS!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>29156931
Even when she was travelling Europe she didnt have sex.
>>29156721
please inform your gf that you are too stupid to date any woman and let her go
>>29156857
holy fuck you should be in a mental institution not in a relationship
>>29157149
No its fine. Ive been practising on the roaches I occasionally find around the house. I pin their legs into a crosshatch position. Its fine, Im quite good at it now and as if putting lips back into the body could be harder than that
>>29156884
She'll only get fatter from here on out. Women at our age are just as shitty as we are.
>>29156721
It's genetic.
That said, your girlfriend has probably had sex before. Unless she's completely hideous, it's near impossible to find a 27 year old (assuming she's your age) virgin. How much sex...I don't know.
>>29157149
>>29157234
i had a good laugh thank you guys
>My gf says she hasnt had sex before
heh heh, oh boy.
>>29157132
Aaaaahahahahahahahaha
Hooooohooohahahahahahahahahaha
Prepare to be cucked
