Who here /devilish/?
>make anonymous call to the police that a man dressed in my clothes is walking around selling drugs
>fill my pockets with hundreds of little bags of flour
>walk around for a while
>normie cops show up
>arrest me, detain me whilst they examine the flour
>have to stay there for hours because they have to examine every single bag
>they let me go
>sue for emotional distress
get fucked wagecucks
>lifelong democrat
>switch registration to republican to vote for trump
truly devilish
>>29156805
10/10 anon
Origi
>>29156805
this is me though senpai2bqqhqhq
>mfw i don't get to feel the bern so i have to vote trump
>>29156700
>steal other people's food out of my office building's fridge every other day
>work in a fucking huge office with multiple kitchens so nobody would ever expect me
>no cameras or anything, no way to find out that it's me
fuck normies
>>29156905
>fuck normies
>has a job
you have to go back
>>29156905
>he's so poor he has to steal food
i hope whoever you're stealing from eventually puts a shit ton of laxatives in some bait food for you
>>29156958
I actually make a pretty decent amount of money. The problem is that I'm too lazy to bring my own coffee creamer or lunch some days so I steal it instead
>Start reporting even the slightly rule breaking post before a big event.
>Report on /v/ before E3, /sp/ before super bowl, /pol/ before election, etc.
>Rule breakers get banned
>They will not be able to post during happens.
>>29157433
You realize bans are only in effect for like a minute tops right? I don't even mean ban evasion. I turn my router off each morning so neets can't use my open network while I'm at work.
>>29156700
>donate sperm
>"accidentally" forget to mention I'm autistic on the form
enjoy your sperg kids, normies
>Act friendly to people
>Tell my "friends" I love them when I ironically hang out with them
>I actually can't stand any of them
>>29157534
truly /demonic/
>>29156700
>mfw I've started 2 forest fires this summer
>I think normies walking innawoods saw the smoke and called fire dept. quickly
>next time I will venture deeper into the woods at night time so the fire has more time to spread
fuck normans desu
>someone tells me to google something
>use duckduckgo
Fake and gay. They'd still charge you for selling fake drugs
>Having conversation with qt girl
>It's going really well
>She says she will add me on Facebook to keep in touch
>I deleted my account 3 years ago
Boy is she going to feel silly
>>29157761
"Sale of a substance in lieu of narcotics"
Let this sperglord fantasize tho
>roommate steals my food all semester
>hide an ounce of weed a a few Adderall in his glove box after finals
Enjoy jail after a routine traffic stop, faggit. I can imagine how it goes down.
>that's not mine, how that get there, dindu nuffin
I guess I'll find out what happens after the break and he is kicked out of college.
>>29157686
You should get really drunk to the point where you might not outrun the fire, would be thrilling and maybe you'll die. Win win
>>29157818
Assuming this real, I doubt he's gonna get arrested for that and probably won't know it's there for a long time
>>29157686
That's actually dumb, since nature didn't do shit to deserve that.
>>29156872
holy shit is that actually her? i thought she was a boy now.
>>29156700
I know you're baiting, but if you actually did that you would still be arrested for suspicion of selling bunk dope.
>>29157686
reported for federal serial arson
>>29158173
no she decided to love being a girl and denounced her tumblr brainwashing
>>29157686
burn them all anon
>>29158151
nature can't deserve anything.
the outdoors is the domain of the norman. Every environmental disaster is a blow struck against their kingdom.
>>29156872
/pol/ turned me into a radical leftist.
>>29157618
lol clearly fake, check the last paragraph
>gf thinks I like Bernie Sanders
>I like Trump
>>29157761
He wasn't selling though, just walking around. >>29158204
Suspicion isn't a crime, and there was no indication that he was selling the flour, or suggesting it was buck dope. He would not be arrested. The story sounds fake anyway because in the field officers use a reagent test to determine if a substance might be the compound they think it is.
>random girl asks me if I'm feeling ok
>say yes
>actually am not feeling ok
>>29156700
did you actually fucking do this lmao
>>29159341
found the newfag, stop posting anytime
>>29158595
>say on the internet i have a gf
>i dont
