If You:
>use the word dude
>are obsessed with video games and releases
>give your poor mom a hard time
>complain about small things
>complain about others
>still have a whiny tone in your voice when you complain
>brag about every little accomplishment
>hardly go outside
>do not go to work or take some kind of educational course
>do not cook for yourself
>eat fat snacks
shut the fuck up dudester
>be manchild
>be not cuck
So why the fuck does it matter if I'm a "manchild" or not? I'll be a pathetic permarobot loser anyway because I have zero confidence, horrible looks and genetics.
You unempathetic normie assholes really don't understand our plight. Please suffer of the most painful death imaginable.
>hardly go outside
>do not go to work or take some kind of educational course
I should be fine if it's only these two right?
>>29156006
>only on the Internet
>we ouldnt call it obsessed but yeah
>i did when i still lived at my parents
>only to myself
>same as above
>dont like to complain to others, its my problem not theirs
>what achievements
>yes
>have to work, i live alone after all
>too stupid and lazy
>why dont you ask my multiple chins
What do i win
>>29156006
>Mfw I can't relate to any of these
Feels good
Also, the only mom I gave a "hard time" was OP's mom.
>>29156006
>man child
>insult
>growing up
>ever
roastie pls, i'll stick to tinder sluts and video games thanks
chad = manchild confirmed
>cuckhold complaing about manchildren
>let that sink in
>>29156006
>implying I ever want to grow up
FUCK OFF DUDE
>>29156301
i_am_very_proud_of_you.jpg
>>29157047
I have never had gf so therefore I can't be cucked *snub*
>Implying I don't already know and revel in the fact that I'm a gentlemanyoungster
>>29156006
>Use the word dude
>Obsessed with video games and releases
>Hardly go outside
>Eat fat snacks
Fuck you, dude. It's like you don't even enjoy life; pretentious faggot.
>>29156006
>>use the word dude
Not true, some real men still use that word.
>>are obsessed with video games and releases
Some men make their living releasing games. Woman can't complain about what makes a man his resources that the woman desires.
>>give your poor mom a hard time
If your mom abused you, you should give her a hard time. It's situational. You are generalizing.
>>complain about small things
Like you?
>>complain about others
Like you are doing now?
>>still have a whiny tone in your voice when you complain
My voice is bass.
>>brag about every little accomplishment
That has nothing to do with man children.
>>hardly go outside
The adults who go outside a lot used to go outside a lot as kids too. It's a personal preference of no relation to man children.
>>do not go to work or take some kind of educational course
Granted.
>>do not cook for yourself
I would say unable to cook for yourself, because who wants to turn down a meal that is offered?
>>eat fat snacks
You know nothing about nutrition dudio why don't you keep your Dunning-Kruger effect mouth shut about it. If you knew anything about nutrition you would know that there are so many caveats that you ought not make any definite statements.
>>29156006
>brag about every little accomplishment
Fuck you man, I dont have many I can brag about them if i want
>>29156006
So basically every modern man and women is a man child? How many of you know girls that can cook?
How many people do you know have never complained about others?
Who doesn't brag?
>>29156006
I don't do any of this, but I do wear diapers and like snuggling my teddy bears :3
>>29156006
>use the word dude
I use it ironically
>are obsessed with video games and releases
Nope.
>give your poor mom a hard time
She died last October :^).
>complain about small things
Generally not.
>complain about others
Usually not about individuals and not to other people.
>still have a whiny tone in your voice when you complain
Can't help that, it's just the way I talk.
>brag about every little accomplishment
Nope. The opposite.
>hardly go outside
Ever since my mom died.
>do not go to work or take some kind of educational course
Dropped out of univeristy when my mom died.
>do not cook for yourself
I cook all the time, I just suck at it.
>eat fat snacks
I eat everything because I'm fat, especially since my mom died.
>>29156006
And you are a faggot for sure
>>29156006
say dude and groovy all the time omfg get over it
>>29156006
You might be a roastie if you:
>use the word manchild
>try to boss people around on the internet
>have an IQ of under 100
