I'm so fucking BORED
Shut the FUCK up you sad sad SAD little man-chilD
>>29154952
Go eat mcdonalds out of boredom, you fat miserable fuck
me too senpai, me too. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
When did mcdonalds get mozzarella sticks
>>29154952
you have a pc
get spiral knights
>>29155292
these are the questions
>at mcdonalds in canada you can order custom burgers from an automatic kiosk
>number of beef patties is limited to 3
Fucking 3 are you kidding me?! Wasted opportunity
>>29155410
they'll do a 9 patty burger at wendy's
>>29154952
You know what to do
Make it Mac tonight
>>29154952
I just got GREAT news guys. Be happy for me and maybe your boredom vanishes for a short while.
>Long story short, damage dorsal nerve of penis this winter.
>Become inpotent with 10% feeling in it for 4 days of not being able to achieve erection at all and shriveled dick.
>Speak with some doctors and a neurologist.
>"It can take 2 weeks for showing recivery, it can be permanent and often is. If not better within 2 months you're screwed, and if not better within 18 months the nerve is totally dead.
>Desperate, wanna kill myself and overall most scared I've ever been in my life
>Wake up just now with morning wood, good feelings in it and an erection for maybe 15 sec. I wont do anything with it for at least 2 months now.
I'm not out of the woods yet but I'm thankful to god my nerve damage is most likely minor and I might get numb somewhere on it for life but it will probably heal.
Tldr: >Be impotent 4 days and counthing
>Great signs of recovery just now
Praise Kek and fuck boredom, I'm so relieved it should inspire you to take care of yourselves.
Thank god and bless you robots!
>>29155534
WHITE (ice cream) POWER!
>>29155534
If you get bored you can always troll people on Omegle
I'm craving maccie D's so hard now.
I wish it was open 24 hours a day.
>>29154952
I'm so fucking MCNUGGETS
I'm so fucking 20 FOR $5
>>29155292
Good. 7-11 can eat a dick! Their shitsticks are worthless.
>>29155568
Didn't your daddy teach you how not to rip your penis by using someone else' mouth instead of your own hand?
>>29156190
I have no dad. But I'll try to find a mouth that fits and this really is a wake up call to my death grip habits.
If I recover which looks likely I'll never torture it again and hopefully if my autism allows it, let a grill have fun with it instead. Relevant gif desu
