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Fembot feels thread
>tfw you're not considered a virgin because you were raped as a child
>tfw no one wants to touch you because of this
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>>29154861
Fuck off bitch

Sage
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>raped as a child
is it bad that i never believe anyone when they say this
nobody actually rapes children
i mean they do, but they always get caught and are imprisoned for life
nobody just casually gets raped as a child
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>>29154889
>but they always get caught and are imprisoned for life
What makes you think that they all get caught?
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>meet really cute guy
>after a few lunch dates we go to his apartment
>watch a movie and then go into his bedroom
>we're about to have sex and he pulls down his pants
>it's only slightly below average length but it's incredibly thin
>can't even feel his penis hitting the walls of my vagina
>he takes 15 minutes to cum
>I awkwardly left and now have to make up a reason to stop seeing him

what do you even DO in this situation? it's not my fault he's unable to satisfy me, but I don't want to seem shallow =/
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>>29155033

There is no way to not seem shallow. Because you are. Just man up and tell him you don't want to date. You don't have to provide a reason.
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>>29154861
>raped once
>Oh my god. Wo is me. How can I ever live with myself. The fags on an anonymous board known for being autists won't like me now

Also, no hymen, you're not a virgin
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>tfw guy who took my virginity killed himself

Very odd feel
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>>29155097
You regrow your hymen when that happens.
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>>29154861
fuck off autist. legit nobody gives a fuck if u got raped as a child. they avoid you because they dont want to pretend to care. stop telling people you got raped as a lil girl and this wont happen anymore. jfc only white people
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>>29155033
who cares if ur shallow ya dumb bitch!? embrace that shit! if u dont like lil dick dudes theres no reason to fucking hide it! stupid girl.
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>the hymen=virginity meme
Being a virgin is a state of mind. You don't lose it until you believe you do.
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>>29155033
Maybe he's good at eating out
Try that
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>>29155193
ROFL. go back to tumblr you fucking freak
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>>29155193
>virginity is a state of mind
Is this what roasties are telling themselves to increase their pussy value
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>>29155019
he's retarded and live in an anime world
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>>29155097
That's nothing. The guy who took mine was exiled out of the country because of it and now we're living with one of his relatives in a shithole country. He won't stop talking about how much he wants to die and how he would be happy if I were the one to take his life.
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>>29155033
>my roastie cunt has been penetrated by BBCs so much that they can no longer feel anything smaller than a horse's dick
>i dont want to seem shallow
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>>29154861

Get a grip of yourself faggot.

Sage
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>>29155432

Fucking Whore.

>inb4 just some fag pretending to be a female

regardless you're pretty pathetic.
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No such thing as a fembot there just sub humans aka women that should be sucking fucking
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>>29155418
wtf are you?africa?
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>been chatting with a nice guy online
>he becomes the person that I talk to the most
>reveal that I'm a girl but I'm not interested in a relationship and wanted to keep being friends
>he takes it well and doesn't flirt with me like most others did when I told them
>continue being close friends
>eventually I get curious to learn what he looks like and ask him to trade pics
>he's really cute so I start flirting with him
>he tells me that it's bothering him and he wants me to stop
???
I thought guys LIKED getting hit on? Don't guys always complain about them having to approach the girl? Well, I'm approaching him and now he's trying to push me away?
He's talking to me less and less now and I don't know what to do.
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>tfw E cups and osteoporosis

I hate this
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>>29155853
plz be bait you shouldnt have hit on him if you asked not to be hit on by him. Hypocrite.
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>>29155853
if this isn't bait then you're a hypocrite and a total bitch, which isn't attractive to most people. You friendzoned yourself and he's smart enough to recognize what a fickle and shallow person you are.
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>>29154861
I don't mind so long as we reenact your childhood rape
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>>29155853
>not interested in a relationship
>start flirting with him

The dude has his head on straight. You're a cunt.
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>>29154861
>Fembot feels thread
Rule 31 is invoked.

>>29154861
>>tfw you're not considered a virgin because you were raped as a child
Who told you that?

>tfw no one wants to touch you because of this
I can guarantee you that IF no one wants to touch you, that would not be the reason.
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>>29154889
>i mean they do, but they always get caught and are imprisoned for life
How would that change anything for the victims who have to grow up knowing they were raped?
>I WAS RAPED ANON
>No you weren't, rapists go to prison
Literally what?
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>>29155853
because attention whores are the least attractive thing i can think of
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>>29154861

No hymen no diamond.

Not even khvs want you
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>>29155065
>You don't have to provide a reason.

this kind of logic is cancer
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>>29154889
Honestly women will say anything for people to feel sorry for them and they're not shy about lying. Women are a lot like 4chan in that you just shouldn't believe a single thing they say. Inside, behind those tits and pretty eyes, there's a fat deranged naked man who has never even heard of honesty.
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>>29156024
This. I am trans fat naked man and i feeel
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>>29155853
>I thought guys LIKED getting hit on?

Not by shallow cunts like you, kek.

>OMG he's cute now i'll hit on him!
vapid
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>>29155033
nice dubs.
Say it's not working out, leave it at that. That's not you being a cunt, that's you being honest and a decent person about it. It's as simple as that.
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>>29155943
>>29155952
>>29155995
>>29156014
>>29156051
Real advice please. I'm afraid I'm going to lose him..
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>>29154861

Shouldn't have seduced him you disgusting whore.
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>>29154861
You're tainted, damaged goods. No exceptions.

If the same happened to me, I would consider myself as such and rightfully so.
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>>29156068
You fucked up. My advice is to move on.
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>>29156068
Really thats the best advice you can get hun, maybe learn how to be tactful.
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>>29156068
>Real advice please.

You want advice? You fucked up by pre-emptively telling him you only want to be friends, and then flip-flop-flirting with him. If he's single you can explain, but you put yourself in a zone that most guys see as the "Flake" zone.

Women who are in the Flake Zone:
>Likes a guy one second then doesn't like him.
>Doesn't want a relationship but changes their mind when they see them
>Sets things up and then cancels last minute
>Acts like a good friend and then stops talking for a long time only to resume and act like nothing happened
>Get tremendously butthurt over petty shit like politics or how a person feels and acts radically about it (i.e. destroying his life in any way)
>Say they like one thing but switch and act like another
>Constantly looking for another person to entertain their time
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>>29156145
Is this a documented thing? I know a girl exactly like this and I can't stand her
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>>29156167
>Is this a documented thing?

Girls in the flake zone are well documented. Most guys know about them and steer clear because they aren't to be trusted and will fuck you up in one way or another. Emotionally, physically, or otherwise.

Early warning signs of a chick in the flake zone are daddy issues, usually.
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>>29156193
>flake zone are daddy issues
Thats also her.

Why are women so predictable and boiler plate?
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>>29156068
That is real advice you stupid bitch. No one respects a hypocrite, especially other hypocrites so not even those that can relate give a shit about your plight. Here's a wake up call.. you're the kind of person that spends time here.. you're not a catch, you're not special. You can get some random horny guys to pay attention to you here and there. some beta orbiters.. but they'll all lose interest soon enough, some of them even before you do. You have no value beyond novelty, especially to someone who is attractive. That's a consequence of your personality. You think you're better, but you know you're not and they'll all figure it out because you're positively dripping dumb bitch. That's your essence.
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This thread is gross, all you fembots are disgusting shallow human beings, even moreso than men, and that is an achievement.

Finally, get the FUCK OUT OF MY BOARD
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>>29156223
>Why are women so predictable and boiler plate?

Because they live life on easy mode and most guys are idiots (no offense to my own gender) who chase crazy pussy and stick their dick in without thinking.

I have a friend who chased a crazy chick in the flake zone and they had rough consentual sex many times. He said something she didn't like, cut contact, and reported him for rape. It's on his permanent record that he was accused of rape even though he won the case.

Want to know something funny? The other day he went to meet her after she said she'd apologize, and they fucked.
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>>29156145
confirmed.. didn't know the terminology, now I do.
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>>29156266
>Want to know something funny? The other day he went to meet her after she said she'd apologize, and they fucked.
Haha jeez. Crazy deserves crazy I guess
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>tfw never went to prom
>tfw never went to parties
>tfw you'll never experience your teenage years as you should
Just fuck my youth up
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>>29156266
yeah.. you're right. I chased crazy pussy, it was great sex and indescribably terrible everything else. Definitely not worth it at all.

I crave a boring woman.. a reasonably honesty, chill, boring woman.
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>>29156266
once rape is on your record once, does a few more instances really matter at that point? you can't be classified as a super rapist
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>>29156315
>tfw went to prom alone because no cute guys wanted to ask me after everyone heard I rejected someone
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>>29156340
>once rape is on your record once, does a few more instances really matter at that point?

It matters if you lose the case as a defendant because you have to register as a sex offender and serve jail time (or bond out).
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>>29155853
be honest with him? if you have feelings for him tell him. if it's 'just bc he's cute' don't, hes probably catfishing you anyway
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>>29156340
At that point suicide is the only option. Even if you prove it's not true and everyone knows 100% your life is still over and you'll forever be a target of the nancies who cry rape.

I'd not normally encourage suicide.. well, i do all the time, but never seriously.. but in that case, yeah, there's no other option.
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>>29156370
Women catfish infinitely more than men.
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>>29154889
That's like saying every murderer gets caught.
People watch too many police tv shows.
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>>29156395
They don't believe women like that because they have plenty of time to report it and retrieve any genetic residue the man may have left on her. This leads to the capture of the sexual predator.

If it goes unreported, it means the girl either wanted it or was too stupid to report it. Either way, she's at fault for not doing anything about it an thus people do not believe her.
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>>29155074
>no hymen, you're not a virgin
what about girls that are born with no hymen?
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>tfw no bf who will turn me into a normie
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>>29156424
>was too stupid to report it.
or was, well, a kid.
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>take an ssri and lithium
>have little to no sex drive
>can't have kids
>gained some weight
>can't really go outside during summer because I'm heat sensitive
>working out decreases my water content, making me really nauseous and dizzy (bc lithium)
>when i told my psych i wanted to get off these meds soon she just changed the subject
I'm doing better emotionally, but all this is making it hard to think it's worth it.
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>>29155074
but girls masturbate like possesed bitches when you still barely know what an erection its.
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>>29155229
if you think about it, it's all just in a mind, so pretty much yeah
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>>29156461
>or was, well, a kid.
I was molested as a kid and informed my parents who reported it. Maybe you were just retarded?
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>>29156424
What about the people raped by relatives
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>>29156266
You seem to understand a lot of this shit anon, do you think it's easier for men to control women than it is for women to control men? So far I have seen that you can make a woman do almost anything you want if you are good enough at seduction but I'm not sure if women can do the same.
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>>29156564
thats not rape, thats skinship
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What do you have to do to get an orbiter?
I'm curious.
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>>29156610
post your skype on 4chan

accept friend requests

make skype group dedicated to/about you
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>>29156610
Let them know that you have enough space in your orbit for them
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>>29156570
>You seem to understand a lot of this shit anon, do you think it's easier for men to control women than it is for women to control men?

Most men fall easily for the pussy, but there are a lot of disciplined men out there who have been raised right and now how to see the warning signals of a chick in the Flake Zone.

Girls who have good morals and care about their relationships are obviously going to be held in higher regard, so if a woman has those aspects and is at least a little attractive, they can practice the art of seduction and win over a fairly large size of men.

Like I said, though, most women have life on easy mode so a lot of them don't try too hard to improve their ability to seduce a man. They tend to expect the man to seduce them. The whole hunt-chase diatribe in relationships. You know how it is.
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>>29154861
Same deal but male raped by older girl when I was 9. Girl wanting to touch me is the least of my problems. If anyone finds out what happens my entire social circle humiliates me and abandons me.
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Fembots, how tall do you stand and are you comfortable with your height?
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>>29155931
send pics or you're lying
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>>29156752
163cm

Ideal is 170-175cm ;__;
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Why are these types of threads made so often?
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>>29156783
b-but short girls are cute...
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>>29156794
Becuase the pathetic beta males give them attention.
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>>29154861
Gonna need a very detailed account of that rape, roastie
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>>29155853
This is so fucking fake
Why do all neckbeard post K-On with their bullshit fantasies?
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>>29156347
Good.
Fuck you bitch.
Brothers against hoes worldwide

>>29156315
ABLOOBLOOBLOO
POOR YOU
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>>29155193
>virginity is a state of mind
Oh you're a funny cunt, I'll give you that.
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>>29154861
>these threads still exist
Is this the only bait thread robots can't ignore? If actual females did browse and post here can I get a reason WHY exactly you come here?
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>>29157078
>le no mommy gf :(((
>le no woman who will have sex with and look after me while I play mah bidya :(((
ABLOOBLOOBLOO
POOR YOU
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>>29156471
>taking jew pills
You asked for it, roastie

Also, that Ragyo in Ryuko's clothes???
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>>29155193
>Being a virgin is a state of mind
Lmao you roasties

>>29157146
Who are you quoting?
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>>29154889
I'm a social worker by profession, and yes they do. 90% of cases are from a close relative inside an abusive home.

I know you're an autistic beta male who knows little of the outside world, but yes it does happen every day.
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>>29157156
no it's best girl satsuki
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>>29157204
i refuse to believe there is a significant amount of fathers out there who regularly stick their erect penises in their daughters underdeveloped vaginas
i refuse to believe this happens enough that i've met at least 50 people in my life who have been "molested"
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>>29157258
most girls get "raped" cause they don't know how to say no and they lock up like a folding chair.
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>>29155033
I don't even know what to say at this point, just kill yourself honestly.

Maybe if you werne't such a whore this wouldn't happen.
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This is what a fembot looks like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17TYCofrjOQ
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>>29157179
It literally is though. Hymens grow back, but you'll always remember whether you had sex or not.

>Who are you quoting?
Robots. Do I really need to say it?
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>tfw you have to act like a slut to get any attention from guys these days
>tfw no one wants a nice old-fashioned relationship and would hookup
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>>29154861
Are sure that's why no one wants to touch you?
Are you sure no one wants to touch you?
Are you sure aren't just batshit-crazy?
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>>29156783
Why do you feel that is the ideal?
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>>29157258
It's not just fathers dipshit. Brothers, Uncles, family friends. Usually someone with a mental handicap like yourself is involved.

You do understand not every parent feeds their failure of a child tendies every day.

70% of the human population lives in 3rd world countries, why is child abuse so alien to you?
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>>29154889
Of course people get raped with the rapist getting away with it, that's a pretty silly question. I wont say that people dont lie about it, or exaggerate it, but it definitely happens and I think it's more common than most people would like to think. My mother was deceased so I was left with my father, it was just the two of us for a few years. My father would molest me somewhat often, I was around 11 so of course I knew what he was doing was wrong and I could report it and get him in trouble, but he put a deep fear in me. He would always talk about how without him nobody would love me, care about me, and about how horrible the foster system was. I was scared to say anything, and molestation would turn into rape. I hated my life, but eventually I began to see it as normal and at that point I had stockholme syndrome and it consensual even if children can't actually 'consent' so I didn't say anything. I know people who have had similar experiences, I don't think.
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>>29157455
>why is child abuse so alien to you?
you named it, i don't live in a third world country
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Daily reminder that if a fembot grew up with a brother/cousin that was around her age that she probably jerked him off.

Most fembots have practiced handjobs on their brother or cousin.
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>>29157543
okay so let me make sure when on the same page here
your father put his erect penis inside of your vagina?
"rape" and "molest" have become buzzwords so I want to make sure we're talking about the same thing
not "touched me when i was in that bathtub" or "came into my room while i was dressing" but "full piv penetration that led to ejaculation"
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>want to obtain beta orbiters
>can't get into video games at all
Well shit
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>>29157552
Good points
Also should add

Daily reminder that if a fembot grew up with a large dog in the house, she definitely let the dog fuck her or at least eat her out
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>>29157607
Yes. I said both rape and molestation. I consider rape anything with penetration and molestation just toying around with the genitals. My father put his penis inside me against my will many times.
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>>29157299
>>tfw no one wants a nice old-fashioned relationship and would hookup

>old-fashioned relaitonship
>hookup

Pick one you stupid whore

>>29157291
LOL
Just LOL at your life whore
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>>29157640
then i'm sorry for that traumatic experience and i remorse over the fact that there are women who have abused the rape victim complex to the extent that i can't take your initial word for it
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>>29157640
>My father put his penis inside me against my will many times.

Can you please retell the stories in extreme detail
I'm trying to fap here
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>>29157632
>can't get into video games at all

First Person Shooter Games
Third Person Shooter Games
Role-Playing Games
Combat Role-Playing Games
Japanese Role-Playing Games
Action Role-Playing Games
Turn-Based Strategy Games
Real-Time Strategy Games
Puzzle Platformer Games
Multi-Massive Online RPG/FPS Games
Racing Games
Sports Games
Simulation Games
Fantasy Games
Virtual Novel Games
Destruction Derby Games
Survival Games
Open-World Games
Indie Games
Arcade Games
Retro Games

if you can't get into video games, in any way, then something might be wrong with you..
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>tfw growing up with boys asking you out as a joke has effectively turned you asexual
>tfw you have no idea how to be a girl like having perfect hands or wearing makeup or walking with grace
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>>29157668
> LOL
> Just LOL at your life whore
Boy what a nice argument. Feeling a little BTFO?

>>29157752
Video game graphics are disgusting.
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>>29157695
I only talk about it online anyway, it doesn't bother me if someone doesn't believe me or not, it doesn't change anything.

>>29157703
Well you could ask in a more considerate way next time.
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>>29155033
Not being able to hit the wall of your vagina?

How is that even possible?

wiki so idk

lengths (measured using rods): 6.86 to 14.81 cm (2.7 to 5.84 inches)
widths: 4.8 to 6.3 cm (1.88 to 2.48 inches
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>>29157798
>Video game graphics are disgusting.

So is your pussy but you don't see guys complaining about it, now do you?
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>>29157858
I think I just heard a complaint right now.

Sorry I insulted your favorite worthless pasttime, manbabby.
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>>29154861
>tfw no one wants to touch you because of this
I highly, highly, HIGHLY doubt this is the reason, ugmo
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>>29154889
Guaranteed replies for this super original comment
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If you put a bag of chicken blood in your vagina before sex you can fake being a virgin. People do it all the time.
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>>29157893
ouch, looks like I rustled the roasty hahahahahha
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>>29156068
Just be honest with him and turn on your mother instincts. Prehaps he is like me, alright looking but messed up past. Maybe he's asexual or schitzofrenic and don't wanna ruin the friendship.

Ask for forgiveness and ask why he feels this way in a fair way so he doesn't feel intimidated
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>>29157549
The US has higher child rape than Nigera, even in white communities.

Try again neckbeard
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>>29158010
Blacks aren't attracted to children, only white """people""" are, because they're fucked in the head
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>>29158010
Is that the total amount, or rate? These things matter
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>>29158010
>The US has higher child rape than Nigera

You don't understand the difference between documented and undocumented rape, do you?
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>>29158005
>Prehaps he is like me, alright looking but messed up past.

Post pics pls
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ITT: Either males pretending to be females or the same fucking female inhabiting different bodies i swear to fiucking god how are you all the same person eat shit roasties
fuck you melinda I know you're in here you dinner plate nipple low self esteem dumb bitch the only time you got close to doing something right was your suicide attempt and you couldn't even nail that fuck outta here
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>>29158010
history books are going to have a chapter on the "neckbeard scare" of the 2010's (analogous to the red scare of the 40s/50s), in which people would immediately accuse anyone and everyone of being a "neckbeard" if it meant preserving their own status as one who is not a "neckbeard"
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>>29157813
I said please
How much more polite can I be?

>>29157790
>asexual
Worse than lesbian
kill yourself fag
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Fembot music:

Grimes, M83, Lisa Germano, Giles Corey, Have a Nice Life, Pat the Bunny/Ramshackle Glory/Johnny Hobo, Lights, Tov Lo, Elliot Smith, Sufjan Stevens, Red House Painters, The Wild, Jesus and Mary Chain, The Microphones, Crywank, Early Day Miners, Carissa's Wierd, Bedhead, Bluetie Lounge, Dakota Suite, Lisa Mitchell, Lucy Rose
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>>29158437
>elliott smith
>the microphones
>carissa's wierd
i listen to fembot music
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>>29158437
>bluetile lounge
confirmed patrician

be my gf pretty pls
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>>29155065
>>29155187
>>29155215
>>29155432
>>29156063
>>29157277
>>29157823
fucking stupid redditors I'm actually a NEET virgin male and that ridiculous story was completely fabricated

stop replying to no effort entry-level bait in these shitty "fembot" threads

YOU ARE NOT REPLYING TO WOMEN

YOU ARE REPLYING TO NECKBEARDS

LIKE ME

FUCKING STOP
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>>29154861
I'll touch you if you want. Do you have contact info?
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>>29158437
Absolute garbage
>no drizzy
>no yeezy
>no chief keef
kys whore
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Playing Overwatch with my boyfriend

Twitch /hellosachie
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>>29156315
You can always make up for it in your adult life.
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>>29155853
>dont hit on me because its what i want
>hit on me because itd what i want, bc i'm a shallow cunt n like your pic

Kill yourself you shallow whore
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>>29158597
>lists drizzy
>but doesn't fuck with future
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I swear to god if this is Emily or Emmit or whatever the fuck. Get the fuck out you dumb roastie bitch.
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>>29156761
if you think they are huge or something they are not anything particularly exceptional.

Bra size is retarded I've fit into as low as a 38d to as high as a 30i depending on the brand. My back is almost in constant pain though because of the combo of largeish breasts+osteoporosis so I'm saving money to get surgery.
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>>29158647
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF

>>29158792
ayy, I fuck with Future heavy
Are you a girl?
Girls don't like rap :(
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>go to friend's birthday party
>he is playing guitar with a bandmate on a makeshift stage in his garage
>in between songs they do small talk which is obviously some script they written beforehand
>girl bandmate reads a text from her phone saying that her friend at the party just got in a bedroom with a girl who was also attending a party to play PS4 games
>guy friend says "but the PS4 has no games!"

God this party is a cringefest. They're all trying to be deep by doing covers of Giles Corey, Elliot Smith, The Magnetic Fields, Angus and Julia Stone, and Eels.
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>>29159525
>guy friend says "but the PS4 has no games!"
I didn't know /v/ memes were popular
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>talking to a guy about music
>he likes Bluetile Lounge , but not Low or Codeine
>he likes Ellie Goulding, but not Lights
>he likes Explosions in the Sky and Hammock, but not Godspeed You! Black Emperor
>he likes Toh Kay, but not Streetlight Manifesto
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>>29159560
>I didn't know /v/ memes were popular
/v/ is basically r3ddit
They share the same jokes, you fucking cancerous asswipe

>>29159525
Fuck off whore
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>>29160039
>talking to a girl about music
>she likes American Football, but not Mineral or caP'n Jazz
>she likes My Bloody Valentine, but not Xinlisupreme or Black Tambourine
>she likes Current 93, but not Dead Can Dance or Death in June
>she likes Modest Mouse, but not Built to Spill or Life Without Buildings
>she likes The Beach Boys, but not Scott Walker

fucking womyn amirite??
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>>29157107
i come here because every guy i meet irl just wants to talk about sex or see me naked, and i'm a shut-in.
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>>29160262
That literally doesn't make any sense. If you're a shut-in you wouldn't be meeting any guys.
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>>29160262
looks like you only meet shitty guys
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>>29160330
i attend college
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>men that don't know the enjoyment of listening

"I just turn on the radio or play some random 90's playlist on Youtube if I want background noise"

gosh normie men are such a turn off. Especially when they start talking shit about instrumentals and 'sad music'.

"Cianna, why do you listen to sad shit? Music is supposed to make you happy and dance. It's not good to listen to sad music if you're depressed"
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>>29160358
Then you are not a shut-in you fucking retard.
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>>29160039
>Godspeed You! Black Emperor
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