18 and a senior graduating in two weeks. Worked On a project with the one in pic related. Any help?
>>29154722
Did you do all the work for her on the project?
>>29154722
>18
kek you look 12.
>>29154722
Posture
>>29154722
Leave. Chadwick
>>29154722
"Hey, [stacy]. I really enjoyed working on this project with you. I have found this [new hipster] coffee place in town. Would you be interested in grabbing a coffee with me there later this week?"
>>29154722
you should fuck her right in the pussy
you don't look like this, so no. better invest in roofies fast.
>>29154783
>>29154804
Would weightlifting help? Anyway she was eager to work on this thing and contributed her part. I got two weeks to tell her I love her or I don't know if I should even do that???? Help!
Neg her chubby arms. Than swoop in for the kill.
>>29154827
>not calling her a dumbbutt once
this is high school bro. no girl's going to go out with someone who doesn't call her a dumbbutt.
Serious post only guys please! I think her family might be religious?
>>29154722
she put her shirt on wrong, she couldn't figure out how to get her arms through the holes so she sliced her sleeves down the middle. she's clearly a retard, don't molest.
>>29154722
Yes you have a chance go for it stop being a little bitch and get what you want bitches love determination so go and tell that bitch that she's gonna go and get a coffee or whatever your fagy ass likes
>>29154873
I assume you just got the picture online, but if it is not, you are Kody Oliver, and live in or near Carlsbad, New Mexico.
Also Should I go to the college she's going too? It's not the school that's the best for me but it's one of my options? Or do girls really change in college?
>>29154722
Did you do most of the work? If so then probably not.
If you both did equal amounts of work then you might have a chance.
>Stop wearing jeans, wear chinos and non-cargo shorts exclusively
>wear shoes like pic related
>keep wearing nice shirts, stay away from polos
basically get /fa/ then get /fit/ then stop coming here because I'm giving you the only good advice you will get here. Don't tell her you love her faggot, just ask her if she wants to hang out at your senior camping/all night event that every high school does
>>29154916
It's really the best photo of us. Look i don't want to be bombarded by you. I just came here to get some tips becaus I really feel for her. Do you know me or did you find this?
>>29154722
Is she fat or does she just have really huge chubby arms?
>>29154898
>>29154903
>>29154921
Both of us contributed our parts to the project. She's actually really smart and I probably wouldn't have been able to accomplish this without her. Should I text her something?
>>29154960
I have your's and her Facebook, I'm obviously not going to link them because it's obviously not you.
Pic related: her Facebook PP.
Stop being a fag and go away.
Probably not OP, but if you don't go for it you'll probably regret it for the rest of your life.
Trust me, there's not much else worse in the area of relationships than thinking about all the people you no longer see who you could have fucked or had a relationship with if you actually just bothered to ask or try a little bit harder.
>>29154951
We're doing a theme park thing soon for senior night maybe I could asks her to that but it's not a place for dates I guess. In all honesty my mom and aunt buy all my clothes.
>>29154849
Yep. Show her some curls, and giver her dome diet tips. You'll be gettin it in in no time.
That's the most beta posture I have ever seen
>>29154848
>Would weightlifting help?
Standing up straight would help. You don't need to lift weights to learn how to stop hunching over like an old man.
If you have to ask for relationship advice on /r9k/ then no, you don't have a chance.
>>29155004
You can text her or ask her in person up to you
>>29155011
Cool I guess your an elite hacker >>29154951
>>29154982
She's not fat. It's not the best picture >>29155022
i do t want to ruin my reputation of the project. She's giving conflicting signs. What do I text to ask her out to senior night if she's Already going?
>>29155099
We have a couple of classes together. I'd rather not ask her there and have people make my life hell. What do I ask
>>29154827
You are asking to get cucked if you the type of nigga to type shit like this
>>29155099
nah, most alpha thing to do is write a love poem and get her dad on the phone and have him repeat it to her line by line
>>29154722
Why are Anericans such soft looking pussies?
Even your women look like they can take you.
Holy fuck.
You guys are supposed to be the ones leading the world?
I guess your very small percentage of chads that lead in the government/military and in major corporations are still more aggressive than everybody else's.
The moment they start to dwindle, and weak fucks like this have to fill in the gaps, you're all FUCKED.
>>29154722
This dude is definitely out of your league. Don't even try to approach him. He probably is already with Chad.
>>29154951
Don't Listen to the Material shill. Wear whatever the fuck you want. Working out wouldn't hurt, but it's best when you play sport.
>>29155135
ok then text her and tell her if she wants to go out to _____
>>29155158
I'll have you know I'm on full scholarship to an elite university so I could care less what you think
>>29155158
Because you think that whenever you see someone soft, but shrug it off as an exception when you see someone that isn't.
>>29155179
She already going. We are bussed there together as a class? Should I try to hang out with her group of friends?
Give me one reason why I shouldn't message her on Facebook telling her about this thread
>>29155185
>>29155135
Why you being a faggot and pretending to be someone in a picture you found on the internet?
>>29155217
Please do this.
OP is such a fucking liar. He's not 18
>>29154722
Didn't read the other replies, but no doubt the obese basement-dwellers are telling you that you don't have a chance based on pure jealousy.
You're a tad below her league, OP, but it wouldn't be completely unbelievable if she said yes. Go for it, there's really not much to lose.
>>29154722
Say hi to her when you see her in class and make small talk. After a few times, ask her out for coffee. If she says no, rinse and repeat with next girl. EZPZ
>>29155217
Because you'd make the last of my time in HS a living hell. If you have any dignity you wouldn't. Why are you even gonna do that? What do you get out of it?
>>29155209
Yes go for it and be chill and relaxed and don't overthink shit and have fun
>>29155153
Strange? Somhow "shit like this" got me my current gf, and worked well on several of my past ones ...
>>29155185
Tons of intelligent chads at your uni are going to be the ones actually getting the most done, both at your school, and when they get better more fulfilling jobs than you.
>>29155191
Honestly though, there aren't them at many people I'd call "soft" in my country.
Bullying isn't seen as a bad thing here, so many people just sort of toughen up.
>>29155217
Robots don't need to be shat on any more than they already are. I mean, look how much of a beta he is
>>29155217
Nah don't mate, OP is being a faggot and just pretending to be someone from a picture he pulled offline. No reason to ruin someone elses high school life because of OP's faggotry.
>>29155185
First, it's couldn't care less. Second there are TONS of chads at elite universities.
>>29154722
It is difficult to tell from this pic, because the text is blurry, but the project seem fine, you should be alright.
>>29155247
Why coffee? And how would I go about texting her without making it weird? I don't want to ruin the integrity of our work.
>>29155219
I'm not. Why do you keep obsessing over the fact you know who I am?
>>29155185
>could care less
For someone going to an elite university, your grammar is fucking terrible
>>29155304
If you are who you say you are, then upload a timestamped pic.
>>29154837
>that
>attractive at all
come on
>>29155304
Doesn't have to be coffee. Just somewhere to chill outside of school. Don't invite her to your place obviously. Don't text her. Talk to her in person. You don't care about the integrity of your work, its just an excuse. Shes not the only cute chick at your school. Once you graduate, you'll never see anyone from your HS. Practice now and don't be a robot in college because I promise you there are FAR cuter girls in mass numbers in college.
>>29155185
>American """""""education""""""""
Come on now. You're making the rest of us look bad.
>>29155275
Good for you and your country, I guess. Honestly I live in America and I think it's great that people have the choice to be tough or soft. I chose tough, but I'm extremely grateful I had the choice.
>>29154848
lift for a year and you might escape starving skeleton mode
>>29154722
http://www.abqjournal.com/786771/carlsbad-highschoolers-learn-technical-skill.html
Why did I even put forth the effort to respond?
>>29155298
>>29155275
>>29155247
That's fine I couldn't care anymore I just need to stop loving her if she rejects me how do I prepare for that? What if she tells the whole school ? How do I carry on the project after in case we need to submit something in the future ? What do I do if she says yes? If she says yes is she technically my gf? If she's my gf should I go to the college she so going too?
She a QT, don't go overboard and start confessing your love. Ask her for a coffee some place, spend some time together and the rest will come naturally so long as you spend some time with her.
>>29155336
>>29155388
Do it, stop being a mingey prick.
>>29155355
Ok how or where do I talk to her? I only see her in class
>>29155185
Stanford here. 90% of males are chads. The rest of us live in embarrassment and insecurity, only emerging when necessary.
>>29155388
>should I go to the college she so going too?
FUCK NO its just a first data so not gf yet if she rejects you just live life god damn your overthinking shit stop
How do you guys know me ? How did you find that article ? Also I could be a troll so you don't know.
>>29154920
DO NOT GO TO THE SAME COLLEGE AS HER!! Chances are, it won't last. Don't ruin your life for no reason.
Girls change a lot as soon as they hit 19. They start drinking and partying a lot more than usual. Go to the best school for you. You can work it out together.
>>29155406
Did you not understand what I meant by this? Just don't even respond to obviously fake threads like this one. You are the people killing this board, the ones responding to this. Just please end it.
>>29155388
as cliche it might sound, no pain no gain. If you don't bite the bullet now, you'll always be shy and girlfriendless. If she rejects you, fuck her, there are plenty of other girls. If she rejects you, continue being friends/project partners and pretend nothing happened, thats just social norm. If she says yes, keep inviting her to do different stuff, after 3rd date, lean in for kiss. If she says yes, she is not your gf. She is not your gf even after you have sex with her. she is your gf once she says so. Don't give up your aspirations because of another person. Go to the best college you can go to and meet new girls there.
>>29155448
and if she will be your gf you should still go to the school you want
>>29155400
>don't go overboard and start confessing your love
wish someone would have told me this years ago
>>29155417
I have seen that.
It's crazy how they literally have their entire lives set up for them.
I really want to see what a "bad day" for Chad would be. I imagine that they have to worry about less things than us, but I might be wrong.
>>29155448
IF she's my gf? Like I really would like to be with her for as long as I live
>>29155461
>Chances are, it won't last
anon's right OP get your dick sucked put it in her puss and bye bye bitch you'll meat more bitches
>>29155415
Talk to her in class. Life is basically throwing you a bone right now. Once you graduate college, there won't be many girls to talk to, and you'll REALLY have to go out of your way to talk to girls. At that point, if you still haven't gotten over yourself, you might as well just become a wizard. Right now is the best time to practice talking to girls. Because even if you fuck up, you'll just move on to college. I spent the first two years of college alone in my dorm room doing fucking nothing. My roommates felt sorry for me and started taking me out to their club meetings and I practiced talking to girls there. It was fucking hard, but I got over rejection after like the 5th time and it became second nature. I probably fucked 15 girls my senior year of college and now I'm dating someone I would NEVER have thought could be my girlfriend.
>>29155022
This is stupid. Sometimes it's best bottom, because breaking up is super fucking hard. You'll wish you'd never asked her out. Or you'll wish you could have done somethings different because then maybe you'd still be together. It's really the small things.
>>29155494
srry to say OP it probably won't last but if she will be your gf you'll get xp and can get a new gf
>>29155461
She's from a good family so I don't think so.
>>29155500
>meat
I kekd
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>>29155477
JUST FUCKING STOP IT IS FAKE PLEASE JUST STOP
YOU ARE KILLING MEEEEEEEE
>>29155529
>She's from a good family so I don't think so.
Oh boy.
>>29155522
Ok so should I get her alone to all to her? No way I could do it in middle of class. Thank you for your advice it really means alot to me I don't have anyone to talk about this too
>>29154722
btw GIS is fucking useless. I majored in GIS and tools who know jack shit about GIS replaced everything i did with python scripts in an afternoon. Learn computer science.
>>29155539
you know what meating bitches means ;)
>>29155582
I'm not going into GIS. I'm CS/Math. Got a nice scholarship out of this. Why is GIS useless?
>>29155580
You don't have to spend like 10 minutes with her. Just be like
"Hey girlsname, how was your weekend? Do anything fun?"
"Not really OP, just stayed at home and watched TV"
"oh yeah? do you usually spend your weekends watching TV?"
"I was just busy this week with school work and wanted to relax"
"oh thats cool, but if you feel like doing something fun, I'm doing XXXX, you should come."
"okay, I'll think about it and let you know"
thats literally all u need to do. If she says shes busy, try again some other time.
>>29155612
god damn OP drug that bitch and take her with you you pussy
>>29155622
Alright I'll try. BUT how do I get to an environment to talk to her? Do I go where she hangs out at lunch.
>>29155663
No, don't go looking for her. You said you have the same class as she does. When shes sitting at her desk go by her desk. Or if you bump into her when you're going into class talk to her then. Make it casual. It might be a huge deal to you, but its nothing to her. You just have to keep talking to her to have an impact.
>>29155663
bust in on her in the bathroom stall while she's taking a shit and changing her tampon at the same time. point and laugh for 30 seconds or so and then wind down like "ahhhhhhhhhhhh... so, wanna have sex?" you'll need a spy to follow her into the bathroom and report to you what she's doing in there, it won't work if she's just peeing.
girls LOVE it when you accuse them of having poor vaginal hygiene. accuse her of having poor vaginal hygiene.
>>29155697
Wouldn't work since the desks are close too each other. People would hear everything.
>>29155739
not if you're naked and pooing while you ask. they'll be too focused on that to pay any attention to what you're saying. magicians call it misdirection.
Think I'm just gonna text her guys I can't hold it in for much longer
>>29155772
If you text her you'll be cucked for the rest of your life.
>>29155772
make sure to text that you're giggling. like "hey [girl] teehee tee hee (giggle) (giggle) ummm... uh (giggle giggle giggle) tee hee um uh... oh man, um... oh jeez. uhhh hehehehehehehe umm hey uh hey. (giggle) (giggle giggle) um... so how much for cunt access?"
>>29155789
It's my only chance though
>>29154722
How do start?
>>29155941
depends. are you more a fan of her penis, or her wenis?
>>29155953
Seriouly pleae
>>29155941
Sorry OP. I've walked down the same path as you have in the past and I tried to pull you out of the pits of despair. I guess people just don't learn until they experience it themselves. Talk to her in person. Why is talking to her and asking her to do something such a faux pas? Who cares if your classmates hear. If they give you shit say "I liked working with her and I want to be her friend". But you shouldn't need to justify yourself anyways. Thats my final advice.
>>29156005
I can't do it in person. I wouldn't able to handle it
>>29155965
>Working with you made my penis really really hard. It was hard almost the entire time! The only time it wasn't hard was when I could smell your stinky vagina. P.U.! Will you go out with me? Tell your smelly vagina she can stay at home. Did I mention P.U.! What's with that thing? The rest of you makes my penis very hard but GOT DAMN WOMAN you either have some rotting pussy disease or nobody told you not to wipe your shit in there. Anyway, think about it.
>>29156049
Yeah, if you don't get over it now, you'll be miserable in college. JUST DO IT. It'll suck I know it personally, but I'm so much better off now because I went through it.
>>29156137
OK what do I say
>>29156159
just show her your dong bro, she'll get the picture.
Coming here for advice was a mistake
>>29156159
Talk to her like she is one of your friends. You guys already have a repertoire. Talk to her about the project if you want. Just talk to her without any strings attached. Having ulterior motives is what makes people creepy. As far as you're concerned you just want to be her friend. Don't think beyond that.
Ok I did it I'm really nervous
>>29156401
She's not replying .....
>>29156520
Give up and move on, it's already over.
You'll probably get a pity message if you're lucky don't take it as an invitation to become an orbiter.
>>29156401
Fire up that exit bag famalam
>>29156520
been 7 mins m8. give it some time.
>>29156401
>>29156520
Godspeed anon, just give it some time senpai. You're way braver than most of us.
Oh shit guys!
>>29157161
You going to ask her if she wants to go with you?
>>29157161
I can smell the "I only see you as a friend" from here.
>>29156401
That nervousness is your subconscious brain telling you she's not the right one. When you find a bitch with whom the conversation flows effortlessly, you've found the right one.
>>29157161
ayo nice
What do I say next
Going for a fatty? Typical failed normie
>>29157374
I enjoy fat nigger cocks in my ass and mouth
>>29157374
Tell her you wish she was your big toe so you could keep banging her on your coffee table.
>>29157398
She's not fat. What do I say guys?
inb4 the inevitable cucking
>>29157470
this
>>29157454
Don't be a bitch, women like cocky confidence
>>29157470
Text her back you faggot, you've kept her waiting long enough
>>29154722
Did I lose?
>>29157836
Give up. Never text her again. You don't know what you're doing and it's painful to see.
>>29157836
holy fuck
just tell her you want to put your peepee in here vajayjay
>>29157873
Yeah I'm gonna have a heart attack
>>29157885
I hope you realize that literally every single person here that's given you advice is fucking with you.
If you have to ask a collective for advice, and you're pissing yourself because it's been three whole minutes since she responded to your text, do you really think that you'll be able to:
>Ask her out
>Go on a date without "lemme pop this right here"
>But the mobes on her ;-DD
>But the benis in the begina :-DDDD
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPHPHPHphhhh
So yeah, keep it up everyone here is having a real good laugh
What does this mean? Helppp
>>29158016
It means she's at work you autistic fuck. Chill out.
I-I mean.. it means she's riding CHAD's FAT HARD COCK and KEKING you max HARD KEK-CORE, KEK!
Cuck'd by Chad "Cuck 'em harder he's a farter" Thundercock
>>29158050
hey the filter still works for all cap words
KEK KEKING KEKED
SENPAI DESU
fucking girls who go home to betas like OP is my fetish
>>29157836
you stupid faggot
it's over, you ruined it
>>29157836
good job idiot
>>29154722
Hit or miss
>>29158159
Just fucking ask her out you doofus
Stop fucking around
>>29158016
She wants to bone but you're on the verge of annoying her. Stop talking to her for the rest of the night. Casually ask her to go with you to your shindig tomorrow, or better yet just "bump" into her at the event. Make your move there. Do not make it via text. Slow your roll, resist your hyperactive 18 yo instincts to irritate her tonight and you can pull it off. Haven't read the thread yet but I am glad things look good and you have not fucked up yet but this part is precarious and patience is crucial.
t. Chad Thundercock
>>29158181
You ask via text, even if she says yes she WILL change her mind by the day of the date. Women, especially teenyboppers, are fickle.
>>29158159
Miss.
OP you need to fucking stop this is going nowhere. Keep up the small talk, but don;t think/read into it too much. Wait a day and then spring your real intentions on her. Don't do any cuck shit like "hey what are you doing for senior night?" or whatever because you're just asking to be shut down. No, you lay the plan out at that bitch, I'm going, you're going, let's go together whatever. Then say "I'll pick you up at this time drop you off at this time." Also, fucking stand up straight holy shit, roll your shoulders back and keep your head up.
>>29154722
Do I put down the phone?
>>29158266
just end it OP, you fucked up.
>>29158253
So I make a thread tommorow or keep going ?
>>29158266
this has got to be bait i swerar dyude dfu ck ing st o p
>>29158295
>>29158266
Multiple people who have years of experience on you are telling you to turn your phone off and quit while you're ahead. Please listen. Please resist your retarded teenybopper tendencies.
>>29158295
yeah, if this isn't bait - put the fucking phone down and wait until tomorrow.
I usually ignore bitchez for a day or so and they hop on your dick. Be assertive and don't be a cuck and text in big paragraphs or in multi texts. Your a man, you speak in short, sharp texts. Better yet, grow a pair of balls and ask her in person. Godspeed OP.
Like others said you have a major babyface, you look 14. I'd suggest you do something with your hair, usually wearing it to the side or combed back can look more mature, or just get it cut shorter than it is in your picture. If you want long hair then yeah, comb it to the side or comb it back a bit. Secondly you kind of dress really country, I mean if you are into the country/western look then go for it. Also you look like you were really shy or nervous in this picture, your body language speaks volumes.
Try to be more confidence in your posture, stand up straight and look more relaxed. Also weightlifting wouldn't hurt, I mean putting on some muscle might help I suppose. But in general just fixing your posture and expressing more confidence in your stance can help, also fixing your hair and maybe your clothes just a bit.
I have a babyface as well, but I'm 23 and look like I'm 17. You're 18 and look like a 13 or 14 year old so it's a bit worse for you, but like I said you can do things to make yourself look a bit older or more mature, even little things like changing your hairstyle and posture can have huge effects.
Self Esteem and Self Confidence are strong weapons in interacting with others, a lot of people don't realize this because it's so difficult to cultivate it. Very few people have good self confidence/self esteem, and if they do it never shows so people just assume they are weird/nervous all the time.
>>29158346
>>29158295
I mean, "haha" is code for fuck off, you're coming on too strong. Go to bed, kid, before you wreck it all
>>29158266
this is bait
see >>29155379
this thread makes me cringe and im the cringiest motherfucker i know. jesus OP
>>29157836
>And again it was a pleasure working with you
That was kind of a cringe thing to say OP, not gonna lie. I mean there were less cringy ways to show courtesy and be polite, you just picked a very cringe way to express it.
>>29158016
>Sporadic
Who the fuck uses this word when texting people? Maybe I just text dumbfucks, I know what this word means but I wouldn't send it to most people because I figured most people wouldn't know what that word meant because they are retarded.
>>29158452
She's actually smart
>>29154722
He's cute.
Ask him if he has aids before you poz him.
EXTREMELY LOW QUALITY BAIT LIKE WOW THIS IS A NEW LOW EXCELLENTLY DONE
WHY???!? FUCKER
OP you have now been selected for voluntary participation in our very own woman hate thread
>>29153835
>>29158868
PURE SAVAGE!!!!!!
>>29158868
fake
orengano
>>29154722
do you have a neck you fucking retard???
no, you don't have a chance.
>>29158868
Before you panic and give a random response. Explain the situation. It's a completely anonymous site with supportive alike people.
>>29158868
>TFW OP is actually dating the girl in the picture or is super close friends with her
>TFW they set this up in advance
>TFW the girl is going to be like "HEY 4CHAN DON'T BE SO GULLIBLE NEXT TIME :D
Fuck you OP, faggot.
>>29158868
Cucked And
>>29158868
Was waiting for this lmaoOut
>>29154837
assuming that guy is in his early 20s he is going to look like absolute shit by his mid 30s
All I ask is why? This is my last two weeks of HS and it ends like this. Hope it was worth it you edgy fuck. There's no recovering from this. Now I live with this memory
>>29159081
if you're really OP. It's honestly a really easy to explain situation, and if she really had feelings for you she would at least understand.
If you spaz about it then obviously it will get worse.
>>29159122
FAST. How to explain it?
>It's fake
http://www.currentargus.com/story/news/local/2016/05/19/early-college-high-school-presents-projects/84512998/
>>29158868
Too good to be true. This is clearly fucking fake
>>29159081
familia you posted up your personal shit on a website full of people who get their rocks off to spreading misery.
https://youtu.be/dTKhOvBNakM
>>29155317
your a idiot
Linguistic expression doesn't have to be logical, it only has to carry meaning. There are countless bits of the English language like this, and only illiterate tards who lack soft language skills and a sense of nuance get caught up in them. Also people with aspergers.
>>29159132
Say that you don't really have friends you can talk to about this type of situation. You find comfort with an anonymous board.
"trying to ask you out was really nerve racking and stressful because you're so beautiful so I needed people to help me through it."
If she says she feels violated or something apologize.
Don't expect to save this to the point of getting a date but she should forgive you.
this is bait but its so great that i dont care
im just along for the ride
godspeed OP
godspeed
>>29154722
That it. I hope it was worth it for you. I'm now a robot forever.
>>29159321
Nigga I feel violated cause of this thread
Fake and Gay
http://www.abqjournal.com/786771/carlsbad-highschoolers-learn-technical-skill.html
>>29159466
Now this is true cringe famila
>>29154722
OP you have to listen to me okay, all these other people are going to give you horrible advice. you have already failed, you have a 99% percent chance of never dating her, the only tiny little miniscule piece of hope left is if you confess your love to her RIGHT NOW no waiting, no second guessing, today is when you decide whether you're a man or a boy
>>29158266
ouch
I'd fucking kill myself if I was in this situation.
>>29160168
Good idea Fami
>>29159233
Although this is largely true, you have to admit that the "could care less" expression is especially irritating. Its literal meaning is the logical opposite of its intended meaning. People who use it often due so sort of smugly, too, which makes the "not" omission all the more irritating.
