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you people don't understand the concept of a low maintenance gf
pic related, what intelligent men marry
>JUST
Sounds about right
That pic is
>NEVER MARRY
in a nutshell.
That's what all 6/10s look like by their late 20s. Run for your fucking life.
>>29154252
>intelligent men
>marry
contradiction
also the pic shows two men.
>>29154252
Mark looks like an actual robot .
When did he lose his humanity?
>>29154252
is zuck a manlet or is his gf a fucking giant?
>>29154252
>Mark Suckerberg
>Intelligent
He married a Chinese woman because he siphons personal intel on Americans to the Chinese government through facebook. That's why his kid has a Chinese name and he married a Chinese woman.
If you don't believe me and still use Facebook, you're not thinking.
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>>29154391
this man speaks the truth. look how happy she is at her husband for the services he provides to the chinese
>intelligent
You misspelt "thieving jew who stole his friends hard work"
>>29154252
When you're as rich as he is, sex is just something you do on Richard Branspn's yacht in the french riviera with a bunch of masked strangers.
He can afford to marry for love.
>>29154466
When will Justice be served anon?
>>29154349
He never had any. I'm pretty sure he has always dressed like that.
>>29154466
I thought he stole the idea from two chads who were born with a silver dick in their ass? Sure, he fucked some of his friends over, but he's one of the richest people in the world now because of it.
You don't get anywhere in life by playing nice.
>>29154486
Not sure but It will likely come in the form of an asteroid
>>29154364
He's 171 m i think its 5'7'
>>29154364
He's 5'7This wasn't original
>>29154520
> nerds getting tech degrees making websites for fun
> portrayed as chads who are spoiled
Oh I'm Laffin
>>29154472
>Richard Branspn
>>29154588
>who are the Winklevoss twins
>youngest billionaire on the planet
>still dress like a fucking manchild
fuck you mark you treacherous jew
>>29154632
How in the fuck are they chads?
>>29154252
>money and status gets you this
genetically given LOOKS is everything
>>29154252
she's gonna be fat as fuck and disgusting when she ages. zuckcuck fucked up but I guess I wouldn't give a shit if I were that rich
>>29154632
really who are they? never heard of em
>>29154643
Do you even know who the fuck they are, or are you talking out of your ass?
>born with silver dick in their ass
>both are 6'5 and approximately 200lbs
>both went to Harvard and Oxford universities
>involved and rowing and competed in the Olympics
>both are multi-millionaires
>>29154636
This didn't bother me until you pointed it out but for real boyo, he's dressed like a broke college student between morning classes
>>29154676
Ever occured the thought he might ACTUALLY love her?
>>29154252
>implying she isn't a Chinese spy asset.
>>29154588
they competed in the fucking olympics you fucking retard, they are literally world class athletes
you do not get anymore chad than that
>>29154554
>>29154586
Interesting, he looks much taller on pics and videos.
>>29154782
Angling can do a lot. I'm5'4and some retards have thought I was over 6' until I pointed it out. I think the fact he has a big head/decent build for a manlet helps a lot too.
>>29154769
>They were successful so it's OK to steal from them for profit
>>29154810
>5'4
>mistaken for 6'0
Literally how?
>>29154735
He can afford to look however he likes. Compare how people referred as "new money" and "old money" dress.
>>29154865
>not fucking chad over to get what you want
>always letting chad get his way
>>29154892
They only see the upper-half of my body in photos/videos. I apparently have a big head, long neck, and wide shoulders which hides my manletism until i point it out.
Someone legitimately once thought I was 6'4. I don't get how some people can be so stupid lel.
>>29154750
He might think he does but Im sure if he actually thought about it he wouldn't. What could she add to his life that some hot bitch couldn't.
>>29154689
>but I guess I wouldn't give a shit if I were that rich
what? wouldn't you care more?
>>29154750
no
Origainlity
ALSO FUCK OF FUCKING SENTIMENTAL WEABOO GET THE FUCK OUT FAGGOT
>>29154252
Tbh Lowell is a pretty shitty dormitory that is way too big and run down, I'm not surprised she aged so badly. Mark on the other hand was in Kirkland, the chillest place at Harvard, so it makes sense he looks like a young adult still.
>We didn't start the Kirkland
>It was always Kirkland, it was always Kirkland
>Kirkland House
>Kirkland House
>Kirkland House
>Kirkland House
>>29154252
>Lowell
Oh dear. That's barely a step up from Lawrence.
>>29154991
>What could she add to his life that some hot bitch couldn't
She's less likely to leave Mark compared to some random slut. Mark has money to reel a whore in but he doesn't have the looks to keep one satisfied.
He's better off settling with some homely looking women than taking a risk marrying someone more attractive and then losing more than half of his fortune.
>>29155043
Shut the fuck up dumbass, Lowell is a shit tier dormitory at Harvard
>tfw you live in Kirkland House Best House
i kind of have some respect for mark
despite the fact he became a billionaire he stayed true to himself, from what i know about him from seeing the movie he got heavily burned by society
he didn't let his money change him and he still dresses like a dork and instead of bedding some white model tier whore he said fuck you white sluts and took a homely asian waifu
>>29155038
Fuck off
Orignanronals
>>29154310
rude
she's okay
>>29154252
Does it not say something that this bitch married the Powerball yet STILL decided to work as a doctor?
Will NEETs ever learn that real people are nowhere near as lazy, entitled and manipulative as they are?
>>29155046
>thinking because a woman is ugly she is some how not attracted to Chad
FUCKING LMAO.
Literally all women want Chad. ALL of them. Go to ANY good looking male model's instagram page. Women from ALL across the world, whether it's America, Australia, Africa, Russia, remote mountain villages in Mongolia, hell, even "oppressed" countries like Saudi Arabia...They will ALL be FAWNING over Chad.
Fuckerburg's wife is just as sexually dissatisfied with Mark as any 10/10 Aryan model would be.
>>29154735
Maybe he's just comfortable in jeans and a shirt?
Not everyone cares about impressing irrelevant retards.
>>29155147
Yeah, but Fuckerburg is also worth $50 billion, and she isn't guaranteed a Chad is she cuts it loose with him.
>>29155106
I bet you went to clown college my good sir
>tfw at least have decent employment prospects unlike your sorry ass
>>29155180
>Employment
>Actually looking forward to being a wagecuck
What has this country done to you people? Seek help.
>>29155224
While you will be rotting away in your shit tier house, I will at least have a 7 hour break from rotting away every weekday. And I'll have the money to purchase fresh vegetables and meats to be cooked the same day and even take a trip or two. You, on the other hand, will be eating frozen vegetables and not-as-good meats, and do less traveling than I.
So you see, we're not too different you and I.
truly revolting
please don't breed with mongrels
>>29155150
Some people have to hide their weaknesses somehow, anon.
>>29155038
>Kirkland House
>had to live in the annex
at least it wasn't Mather
>>29155434
STFU salty bitch I bet you live(d) in the quad loser
>>29154252
>yfw he basically is her employee now
>>29154252
There's no such thing as a "low maintenance" woman mate, they all grind you down to the nub in some way, usually emotionally and financially
>>29155308
>He fell for the ivy league undergrad meme
Have fun being in debt for decades while Jamal earns more than you while not having any debt because he only did grad school in your college.
>>29155490
>sneaking into incest fest and fucking your womenjust kidding I spent most of the time in my room like an autist
>>29154704
He means the guys he actually built facebook with no the Winklechad twins
Like the guy who lent him the initial capital who he eventually fucked over and left with nothing
>>29155531
>he isn't aware that Ivy Leagues are some of the most generous with financial aid
>he thinks state college educated good rats go to HBS or HMS
>>29155104
Can't believe that he fucked his mate over so badly at the end that guy literally was in his corner from day one and walks in one day to be greeted with "oh yeah ur fired btw also you get nothing" holy shit
>>29155316
who ordered the roast beef?
topkek unoriginal
>>29155606
didn't that guy fuck him over a few times though?
>not marrying the smart, educated women who you've known for 13 years
>not marrying the woman who is your best friend and genuinely loves you
>marring some young thing that doesn't love you, will leave you in 2 years and also take half your money (implying prenups work)
/r9k/ has shit taste. The rich should hold onto their friends and spouses from the poor days dearly.
>>29155690
>The rich should hold onto their friends and spouses from the poor days dearly.
Yep. Once you're rich there's no way to pick out the genuine friendships.
Why the fuck are ivy leaguers posting in this thread? Why the fuck are ivy leaguers on r9k at all? Get out normies you don't belong here.
>>29155854
You think we aren't KHVs with no social life, no friends and crippling anxiety/depression just because we go to a marginally better college? Wrong.
>>29155316
this is a pretty accurate pic of south east asians
>>29155624
He only stopped that Napster guy from making financial decisions by freezing the accounts
He sued them much later and got his name added back as co-founder and got some huge payout and heaps of fb stocks so he got a good end
>>29155854
>>29155908
I dropped out of Harvard after three semesters because of anxiety/depression/general autism
sometimes robots have rich overachieving parents
>>29155992
>I dropped out of Harvard after three semesters because of anxiety/depression/general autism
Sounds about right. The imposters here have the female version of anxiety, in other words, not feeling 100% all the time.
(((Zuckerberg))) looks like he still does the virgin walk, I wonder if he has slept with that monkey.
>>29154252
is he out walking with his maid?
>>29154338
>Cuckenberg
>man
He's responsible for the faggiest creation of the last 20 years.
>>29156118
Right. Bsides that, he himself is also a huge cuck. I always thought he was a pretty cool guy until I heard him talk about how he was going to add more genders to the gender list (You can choose like 50 now on FB) to make it more inclusive.
He is just another kekold just like everyone else in California.
>>29156057
yeah I literally stopped showing up to class sometime in March
I've actually sorta gotten better, I'm going back to school this fall (not harvard, a state university)
took me like 3 years though, I'm 22
>>29156174
Same here, I dropped out of high school though, so I had to work even harder to get into unis
>>29156174
exact same situation except I went to a top 30 uni not an ivy, I didn't drop out, I got kicked out due to two semesters of straight Fs (just stayed in my room fapping and not going to class) and ended up having to go to a community college full of ghetto niggers which I'm still fucking in 2 years later. kill me.
>>29154252
Damn, she look kindaTHICC
>>29154252
That Jew bastard could have had just about any twat and he picked that? Even Chink in that horrid Facebook movie was much more attractive.
>>29156363
> That Jew bastard could have had just about any twat and he picked that?
He can afford it.
>>29154252
That's the best Cuckersperg can get? LOLOLOL
>>29154520
>You don't get anywhere in life by playing nice.
He literally didn't need to fuck over his friends, he would have been rich anyways with his friend also becoming rich.
This is why Jews are fucking disgusting and some of the most hated people in the world. He's also promoting the immigrant crisis to help destroy low income areas.
>make friends with twins with idea
>steal idea
>ignore them
>friend lends you capital
>idea takes off
>fuck him over
>sell personal data to big companies while saying you don't
>censor right wing opinions on facebook
>probably involved in a bunch of other shady shit
I guess it is true, with jews, YOU LOSE
The low maintenance gf meme is real
I used to work at a Law firm not doing anything meaningful but just a paper/coffee bitch and all the guys there that had a huge net work, good looks, top Chad guys all had slightly better than average, but 6/10 7/10 at the very most gfs.
Its just like the Chads of our generation now, they fuck the hot Stacies but settle for a nice homely 6/10, 7/10 quiet traditional gf that /r9k/ wants as she'll allow Chad to drive his expensive sports car without nagging for a shopping trip in return, she'll cook dinner for Chad after he gets home from his 9-5 without complaint and >muh feminism, she's probably actually good with money and won't blow his huge paycheque on stupid shit and will actually raise Chad's kids right.
Chad's have it figured out, they're one step ahead of us all whether you want to admit it or not
>>29154252
is that moot, the creator of 9gag?
>>29154252
>ITT: shallow robots who will be miserable even if they get a 10/10 gf
>>29158995
This.
You faggots are insufferable.
>>29158995
>>29160691
robots have no direction or passion, they think a gf will solve their problems.
I'm suprised he actually has some muscle.
Must be those German genes
Of course Sugar Mountain(Zuckerberg) explains those man tits.
shouldn't he have bodyguards with him in public
