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>oh hey anon >...you want me to be your gf?... >sorry
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>oh hey anon
>...you want me to be your gf?...
>sorry anon but you're just not really my type but you're really nice and i really want to stay friends i swear
>why arent you my type? well we dont even like the same music for one, you play overwatch(a meme game) 24/7 that would leave me no time to squidsquad or smash if i came over, AND you know im vegan and you still eat ded animals :p
>you would try different stuff for me? aww
>well let's hangout later today and see if you can keep your word...maybe we are more of a match than i thought possible

is it really that fucking hard for women to be more open and friendly like this and kind when turning someone down and even reconsidering based on logical conclusions? why can't fucking these damned WHORES in the cureent year have any type of depth or understanding? they just completely blow you off and then wonder why there's beta uprisers who do not play that shit at all. if they had the basic human decency to consider the guys feelings and think of possibilities they could both benefit from i can garuntee you feminism would stop existing and everyone would be happier
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>>29154071
Post more squidpussy nerd
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I'm gonna fuck that anime bitch until she can't stand.
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If you think the reasons they provide for not liking you are actually the reasons why they're going to reject you and then progressively fade out of your life you're sorely mistaken.
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>>29154197
women dont provide reasons for anything they do unless they know the right audience is in earshot so they can gain sympathy
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>>29154071
Ika would reject you just like every other girl.
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>>29155047
you didnt even know her name before this thread

back to normiebook you go senpai
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maybe anime girls act like that because almost everyone in anime is beautiful
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>You play Overwatch anon
No I fucking don't. I'm not a goddamn Normie casual
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>>29155276
to be more specific it's usually because the creator is male and has the same ideals of a world where women have a sense of reasonability and care for others

irl, no female would let an orbiter get that close to them unless they seen them as atleast somewhat attractive, which sort of dismisses your point. hard to believe i know, but people, specifically the cliqueish types(all women have their own cliques) only let people in that they feel can measure up to them or surpass them...it's a very intriguing social dynamic
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>>29154071
bump for nice squids
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> you know im vegan and you still eat ded animals :p

Just because you're vegan doesn't mean you can force your shitty decision on me
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>>29154071
yea but it also means you can't share food

bummer man
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>>29155151
I know Ika, I watched Squid Girl, ya assuming fagtron.
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>>29156251
triggered

suzuki, mitsubishi, honda, kamikazi, banzai
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>>29154071
>squidsquad or smash
I don't want you to be my GF anymore.
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>>29154071
>tfw will never have a qt 2D waifu

Life is suffering. I WANT 2D NOT FUCKING 3D PIG DISGUSTING PILE OF SHIT
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>>29156985
Well too bad cause you aint getting either of them.
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>>29156985
>tfw you've reached the levels of delusion necessary to have a waifu
feels pretty good 2bh
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>>29156925
>having shit taste


cawadoody detected
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>>29157065
something about this akari is off
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>>29154071
>vegan
into
the
trash
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>>29154071
>squid
>vegan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Rw5C8f2RUw
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>TFW YOU POSTED IN THE WRONG THREAD
I JUST WANTED TO POST A LEWD SQUID FUCK MY LIFE
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>>29154071

Were not even the same squidding species!
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>>29154071

STEP ONE
BE ATTRACTIVE
STEP TWO
DONT BE UNATTRACTIVE

Women will always be passive aggressive as fuck to anyone that is 7/10 or below.
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>>29154071
>tfw no squid girl to have a heartfelt talk with before you both go eat then hangout and play vidya into the ever expansive night

this is a nice drea
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>>29157145
>if you're not a nintenyearold you're a cod kiddie

anon, please
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>>29157976
>trying hard to not like objectibly fun 4+player games because they're "kiddy"

grow up
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>>29158023
>objectively fun

Ugh, I shouldn't have taken the bait. You win this time.
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>>29158057
>it's a neo-/v/ response

that's what i though bih
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>>29157783
sauce senpai

i need that
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>tfw ika will never hold you down with her tentacles and fuck you
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>>29157164
Duh she's not naked.
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Does'nt ika eat prawns?
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>>29157783
>>29158619
pls anon i have a great need
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>Tfw You Don't Have A GF But Still Know What Is Reality
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>>29154071
>not knowing all those excuses are just ways to turn you down
>not knowing none of those excuses are real, she doesnt give a fuck if chad is a vegan, or players overwatch, or likes the same music
>falling for the she really cares about those things and not just about looks, money, and sex
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