Are these autism shoes, /r9k/?
I was thinking of buying them, but then I remembered about all those autism shoe threads.
>those straps
Super autistic
frye harness boots are definitely not autistic. famous people, rock stars, and celebrities everywhere wear them.
>>29153983
Get a motorcycle, OP. Then you can wear them at all times and if anyone says anything, point out the fact that you ride a motorcycle.
>>29153983
Autism shoes are just a meme.
Whether shoes are appropriate or not depends on
your outfit and the environment that you are in.
You can get ones that have a zipper side, or that are just pull ups, the straps must go....
>>29153983
It looks cool, tbqh. But I wouldn't have the courage to wear one of those..
>>29153983
>i used to own exactly these shoes in brown
>>29153983
they can be very good looking if worn with the right fit.
seriously though, why did you come to this fucking board for fashion advice?
>>29153999
this person gets it
>>29154062
this person is either troll or delusional
>>29154064
OP doesn't ride a motorcycle
>>29154094
>>29154158
Certified Autists
If you really must ask, yes OP those are autism shoes
>>29153983
They're not autism if you dress goth. If you wear these with blue jeans and a tee, you're autismal. If you wear them with black khakis and a leather coat, it looks bad-ass, but only if you are thin/fit and have a severe demeanor.
Only legitimately goth people can pull off this kind of boot.
>>29154062
FEMALE ones do.
>>29154208
I'm not a goth, but my style is pretty varied
I think I could pull them off
>tfw you hook up with a girl from the internet for foot stuff and she wears boots like that and it's summer so her feet are really sweaty and the boots have a zipper that goes all the way down to the sole so you can unzip her boot and get her to lift her heel slightly and stuck your nose right under her foot between it and the insole and inhale like you're a fucking crazed coke addict
>tfw for one brief second the entire universe makes perfect sense and you somehow manage to quash the normally insatiable desire to imbibe the pure essence of femininity and bludgeon your libido to death with it
>tfw the magic was inside her boots all along
>>29154188
>Calls other people autists
>Makes multiple replies with short flat responses to each and thinks his opinion is worth anything
>>29154228
are you female? is that a skirt with pants under it? what am I looking at?
>>29154228
that's really gay
>>29154228
Cool. Now I have more material for /fa/ cringe threads.
Does this Outfit looks like Autismo?
>>29154247
I'm a guy, and yeah, it's a skirt worn over the trousers, I was going for an eastern monk robe vibe
I have more traditional fits as well
>>29154266
Seriously. This is a train wreck. Do you think this is seriously a male we're looking at?
>>29154290
this photo is a lot closer to acceptable shit to wear in public. You look like a hipster, whcich some people like. Good job; you fit in somewhere even if it's with the worst group alive in the west at the moment.
please never wear anything from your first photo ever ever again.
please also be aware that you look extremely gay. if you're gay, good job once again.
Also: those boots in OP might go with this sort of outfit, but again, only if you are gay.
>>29154290
The iPhone is the fucking cherry
How often are you bullied/beaten up in the streets?
>>29154325
I'm neither a hipster nor a homosexual, anon
>>29154290
>eastern
Yeah, Middle-Eastern.
>>29154362
Yeah, that sort of look. I tried it in yellow first but the pink looked best.
>>29154350
then you are walking the WRONG PATHS IN LIFE, son.
your wardrobe is an "I am a twink bottom available for $250 an hour on backpage and craigslist" anthem.
Make some major changes or you will never get any respect from fuckable women or any part of conventional society.
>I am not a hipster
If you dress like that, I have bad news for you. You have no choice in the matter. You are a hipster.
>>29154350
Then why do you dress like one
>>29154386
>>29154392
I wear whatever I want, it doesn't make me a hipster
>>29153983
no straps op just get docs ive gotten compliments from girls on mine
>>29154290
>>29154228
Hooooly shit, I don't know why I came here, but now I'm laughing.
>>29153983
>Are these autism shoes, /r9k/?
Meh, I don't know about this meme, but you need to really plan your general outfit, not just the shoes.
![rickowensfallcollection33[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FzExGJy.jpg "rickowensfallcollection33[1].jpg")
>>29154247
>he doesn't know about the man-skirt swag
you some kinda faggot, anon?
>>29154381
do you own any rick owens mate?
>>29154411
Yeah it does faggot
>>29154429
Rick is for muscle heads, I don't like bulky stuff
>>29154350
My grandmother wears that same top.
>>29154350
The jackets cool
>>29153983
You're not a middle aged biker or a carefully styled rock star, so yes, those boots are autistic as fuck. They're also pretty fucking ugly.
>>29154208
Those boots are not goth at all. You're a fucking retard and should stop posting.
>>29154094
>being this delusional.
>>29154411
yes, it does.
Instead of appreciating my advice, you've chosen to defend your god-awful choices in clothing, unless this is just another bait thread, which it probably is.
in the unlikely case that you are for real and everything in this thread is true, please turn to god and pray because only he can help you now.
>ask for fashion advice
>receive intelligent, thoughtful advice: "you look like X"
>respond: "no I don't."
good luck with your life, faggot.
>>29153983
No just super fucking faggy
>>29154612
Intelligent, thoughtful advice doesn't involve you completely failing to understand what a hipster is.
That anon isn't a hipster at all.
PERFECT TO STEP ON MY FACE AND NECK WITH
>>29154706
See, this guy understands
Hipsters are normies to begin with
>>29154757
I'm not defending you, I'm just saying you're not a hipster.
This doesn't take anything away from the fact you dress like a complete retard.
>>29153983
Can't you just wear normal combat boots like normal autists?
>>29154757
This fit legitimately looks like any regular middle school/ high school kid but with a coat made from curtains over it
>>29154272
Wow, someone actually drew fanart of the Columbine shooters? Jesus, I guess some people admire them.
>>29153983
there needs to be a maximum of one strap this is way to autistic
>>29153983
Don't do it anon I bought a similar pair and never wore it, I feel retarded for ever convincing myself they look cool
>>29153983
depends man, if youre a fat neckbeard theyll look weird and retarded but if youre some rockstar wannabe/johhny depp type motherfucker theyll look fine. take a gander at pic related, those are tismo shoes. once you wear these theres no going back.
>>29153983
When a nazi wants to be fashionable but realizes that nazis are out of fashion and never had a sense of fashion and this is why he likes these boot. Those arnt steel toed, and youre not a cowboy. You have no reason to get those
>>29160883
what if OP is a biker or a gay guy into bondage?
>>29160843
Damn dude just looking at those monstrosity makes me feel retarded.
>>29160843
>Being a shoelace cuck
Have fun chasing the never ending trends
>>29154290
Black Vest and Brown Shoes
There is no easier way to spot a fashion pleb
>>29153983
can i wear these if i get a bike?
>>29160843
I know I've seen those before.
>>29154350
if it has a phone like a duck and dresses like a duck well
>>29154228
Dude, c'mon...
>>29153983
Jean Claude vandam shoes....
>>29154350
Check your flat feet, mate.
>>29160939
I don't think you need shoes to ride a bike or get involved with S&M
>>29154381
what the fuck, dude, like what the actual fuck what is this
>>29153983
I don't know, but I got the last post before and the first post after the downtime capped. Am I the autism king now? Pic related.
>>29153983
OP, can you please tell me what are NOT autism shoes? These threads always confuse me, since I see many normal people every day wearing attire that /r9k/ would consider "autistic".
If you are below 5'10" you will look like an overcompensating manlet, for sure.
>>29164429
Generally, autism shoes are just shoes that really don't match the rest of your outfit. New balances are popularly considered the ultimate autism shoe, but if you're in running gear or look athletic, it will look totally normal. However, if you're wearing them with cargo pants and a leather jacket, that is maximum autismo. Same with boots, if you wear them with the above autism outfit, they will look ridiculous, but if you wear something appropriate, they will look stylish.
>>29154062
Kanye wears autism shoes tho.
>>29164478
>>29164522
>New Balance
You retards do understand that the style of the shoe is what makes it autistic, not the brand, right?
>>29164803
New Balance is just a shorthand way of referring o that kind of shoe, since the second you say it people immediately think of pic related
>>29164851
A short hand way of referring to that sort of shoe is simply saying "autism shoes"
>>29164803
>>29164885
Why are those shoes autistic? Can you explain?
>>29164885
>NB shill getting this flustered
No, because autism shoe is a broad concept. It can refer to sandals, boots, crocs, anything. New Balance trainers are just the most common.
>>29154476
I feel like I'm falling for bait.
Or you're just a complete retard, please kys or burn your wardrobe.
>>29164903
Because they're the shoes that pensioners, middle aged IT workers, and people with intellectual disabilities wear.
Look at them - cheap, clunky, aesthetically awful, completely and utter tasteless.
>>29164924
>confused autist getting upset and lashing out because he's not as clever as he thinks he is
The classic autism shoe is a cheap, ugly white sneaker of any brand.
>>29164429
This shoe is the epitome of autism.
This is also more 'tism for those wondering.
Tfw I've worn theses for years...
>>29164972
Jesus do you sperg out so much about everything like this?
>yo anon can I borrow a Kleenex?
>REEE IT'S NOT A KLEENEX IT'S A CHEAP OFF-BRAND TISSUE
>>29164989
these are nice, would wear
>>29154228
>this image again
Nice try, /fa/. Keep your cringe material to yourselves.
>>29165050
>lashing out this awkwardly and being this mad
>>29153983
I own these, think they're pretty cool but don't wear them very often because California. As long as don't go overboard, an edgy accent piece or two is a positive thing to have in your wardrobe. It also always helps to be attractive.
>>29165570
>gets rekt, hard
>"u-umad" nearly an hour later
gg
Nice boots Neo, should really help your ass-kicking in the Matrix.
Don't you fat losers usually wear those terrible white walking shoes with Velcro straps from Wal-Mart?
I only wear simple adidas shoes. Doesnt stand out or looks autistic
>>29154290
>that pose
>>29160993
>trends
Shoestrings have been around since medieval times.
>>29164972
>>29165570
>"y-you're l-lashing out!"
Is that all you know how to say? lol
>>29154188
>>29154499
Not OP or the guy replying to but what's so autistic about a pair of biker harness boots? Since when were they autistic?
Can I get a well explained non-meme, non-bait answers? With some examples?
