June 8th.
I'm 42
Not the happiest person, lately I've been publicly bashing my fat friends, my tall friends, my bald friends. I generally sick off the lack of caring that goes on in these relationships.
I went to another bar and met randoms that made me feel better than the people I know. I think that once someone reaches the point where they are no longer useful they get ignored, made fun of behind their back, and generally hated.
In 42 years I've probably only learned a couple lessons, one never loan someone money or goods with the expectation of ever getting them back, two 4chan never.
But I was hoping you guys could wish me a happy birthday. It would make me feel better. Or at least a kys...
OH MAN i WANT A SUBWAY SANDWICH
JARED KNEW WHAT WAS UP
>>29153738
happy birthday bro. we're quite a few years apart, but we suffer the same
Happy 4/20Birthday.
Happy birthday senpai. I wouldn't mind buying you a drink if you're near me.
I'd love to kick the shit out of kirk cameron
>>29153738
Happy birthday OP. You made it this far, hang in there.
>>29153738
Happy Birthday m8, I've got the feeling I'm going down a similar road so that advice is useful.
If you've got any other advice I'll take it.
>>29153738
Happy birthday man. Wish you all the best. Have fun.
>>29153847
Posting Karen desu~s would also work. I'm in Washington state.
>>29154004
I've got dart league tonight with my older man team. I'm the youngest on the team, and my 2 dart partners are fun to talk to...
I am looking forward to it...
Btw 5' manlet master race reporting in as well. Forgot to mention all my issues...
>>29153738
Happy birthday OP
We understand u.
you are at least virgin? if not you are not a robot and you should not be here.
>>29153738
GOOD BIRTHDAY LIL NIGGA
>>29154194
Been a virgin for the last 3 years.
Girlfriend died, I got alienated by her family, got kicked out of the house, lost my job. All within about a year.
And you sir?
Happy bday, i hope that your life gets better.
Fuck my life, btw...
Happy birthday pupper.
>>29154242
>been a virgin for the past 3 years
>girlfriend
Get the fuck out you 42 year old normie faggot
Punch the bouncer. It's extremely satisfying. Why we pay them.
>>29154407
I still think there should be a rule that anyone who's been completely alone and rejected for five years straight is a robot. Because some robots end up fucking a fat ugly landwhale at age 18, then go alone and rejected for the next decade. They're definitely not a normie or even a cyborg for that matter, cyborg would imply they're getting sex here and there.
>>29154564
what? well i do not have pussy longer than you.
all my fuking life.
do not gonna say you are worse than us.
we never got any affection.
get out right fuking now.
>>29154650
Alright, so 28 years is 10,220 days. So, fucking a fat disgusting hambeast for just one of those days, then being completely alone and rejected those other 10,219 days still makes someone a normie?
>>29154650
What's the problem man? There are robots who fuck prostitutes.
>>29154859
prostitutes does not count.
being loved counts.
>>29153738
Happy birthday, m80, hope you don't kys
>>29154917
You told him he can't be a robot unless he's a virgin and you seem to be new here.
>>29153738
it's my birthday too
I turned 20
I went to a barbecue and got to hear my father talk about disgusting trannies are and how they obviously weren't raised right
then I went home and cried because I wish I was a girl but am too scared to do anything and want to die because I'm a faggot
>>29153738
enjoy it friendo
>>29155078
Happy bday from op
>>29154824
Are you new? If not you should know logic and r9k don't mix well
Happy birthday asshole. I hope it's a little less shitty then the last few years have been. Just a little tho
hey you fucking junkie rat handler, you better have a good day and make sure you kill your kys self, because you deserve it, you damn jared from subway looking ass...
>>29153738
I wish you the happiest of birthdays old man op. Have a cosy vista.
>>29157657
Nice, thanks anon! I appreciate it!
>>29153738
Happy birthday anon enjoy being 42 :)
>>29153738
What the fuck is going on in this picture? Did they like fucking order Subway Sandwiches for his birthday? That women by the door looks miserable as fuck, almost like she is crying or given up. Is that his son? Is he like some 30 something year old virgin who lives with his mom celebrating his birthday with no friends and Subway Sandwiches?
Jesus Christ, I don't blame her for looking miserable.
>>29153738
Happy birthday bro. At least laugh at the dumb younger generation who has no chance at happiness.
> friends
> not a virgin
The fuck should I wish you happy birthday for? You do not understand true suffering. I won't encourage suicide but you need to examine your attitude
>>29153738
have a nice birthday, will keep the loan part in mind
>>29153738
Die
I'm 41 and not the elder of this board anymore because of you.
