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just gave myself a wine enema with 100mg trazodone I got super
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just gave myself a wine enema with 100mg trazodone

I got super drunk and it felt super good

pic related its my set up minus enema bag
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your a fucking werido
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>>29152816
You plugged an antidepressant? Top fucking kek. That's not gonna do anything noticeable dude.

Wine tastes like shit though so I guess putting it up your ass isn't that bad.
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>>29153286
no I took it orally to enhance the alcohol

also I use the cheapest white wine I can find and get super drunk

I can be drunk for 3 hours for 4$
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>no gf to give you enema and diapers
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>>29152816
Nice. I've buttchugged vodka before. I can't believe so many people have an issue with this.
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I've seen post like this around a year or two ago. Why the fuck do you boof whine? Buy some poppy seeds and grow opium or make tea out of them you fucking degenerate
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>>29154527
Also forgot to ad to boof the said opium. Intrarectal opiates are top tier
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>>29154514
doesn't it burn?
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>>29154547
>interracial opiates
Get the fuck out of here
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>>29154551
anything higher than 15% abv does
wine does not though
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>>29154571
>interracial opiates
That's not even what I typed but fucking Christ that was funny. Look at my post again bud
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>>29154589
why would anyone put alcohol up their butt
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>>29154605
it absorbs directly into the blood stream thru the rectal cavities (this is also why anal sex is far riskier than vaginal)

it's making you way more drunk off way less booze. iirc, the potency increases by AT LEAST 3-4x. proper alcoholics have died from alcohol poisoning because they'd butt-chug a fifth or something
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>>29154551
It was a while ago but if I remember correctly there was no burning inside my ass, only on my rectum but it REALLY burned. Insertion was the hardest part. I didn't use a syringe or a turkey baster or nothing, I just basically sat on the bottle and then flipped myself. But upon sitting on it some of the alcohol around the outside lid must have made contact with some of the small tears I had around my asshole, oh boy did it sting.
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>>29154719
Is this a good suicide method? Have we found the newest breakthrough?

Buttchug a solid amount of alcohol, guaranteed death, no puking, no pain, pass out in a a happy daze of drunkeness and don't even realize when you're about to die.
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http://m.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/Wife-accused-of-giving-man-lethal-enema-1941985.php
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>>29154733
>I just basically sat on the bottle and then flipped myself.

I have never heard anything so cringe trashy in my life.
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>Just gave myself a wine enema with 100mg trazodone
>It was a while ago but if I remember correctly
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>>29154514
Kek, people have an issue with it because it's dangerous.
When you buttchug it your body absorbs it and it goes directly into your bloodstream without gettinf filtered by your organs, you halfwit.
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>>29154976
ive done tons of 750ml 12% abv wine enemas with no problems

its when you start doing 20% or higher abv it starts getting dangerous

I can drink a bottle of wine and not get that drunk im 6'2 and 250 lbs of mostly muscle
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>>29154571
Keking for days here anon, good one.
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>PSA YOU CAN OD SUPER EASY WITH A BUTT CHUG.

>YOUR ASS CAN'T PUKE WHEN YOU'VE HAD TOO MUCH SO YOU JUST FUCKING DIE.
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>>29155039
>6'2
>250 mostly muscle
you competing in the Olympia bruh?
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>>29154800
>guaranteed death, no puking, no pain
there's the catch
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>>29155398
How's that a catch if you're looking to kill yourself?
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>>29152816
OP is a girl too.
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>>29155438
the catch is that it will take days of horrible pain and puking up your own intestines to die, unless you get to a hospital where they "fix you up" (i.e. you live but your body is fucked up forever).
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>>29155346
I build scaffolding 12 hours a day
its a lot of climbing and passing hundreds of heavy things all day long
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>>29155515
yeah i know scaffolders, they are not 250 pounds of pure muscle.
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>>29155462
I don't think so. If you buttchug enough fast enough and manage not to shit any of it out you could go 0 to comatose in very little time thanks to alcohol poisoning, and in just a couple more hours you're dead. Your central nervous system will be too depressed to initiate puking, and even if you were puking up your intestines you would be too anesthetized by the effects of the alcohol not to mention unconscious to feel any pain.
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>>29155573
I never said I was pure muscle
I have a little bit of a gut but massive arms and legs with little fat
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>>29155597
>I have a little bit of a gut
Haha okay then bud
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>>29155115
wew lad, this doesn't seem like such a bad way to go out
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>>29155039
>ive done tons of 750ml 12% abv wine enemas with no problems

tons of wine enemas

tons
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>>29156170
ive done over 50
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>>29156237
Is this a sexual thing?
Over the sphincter,
And past the bum,
Look out bloodstream,
Here it comes.
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>>29157888
wine makes my mouth and breath taste/smell like shit. I can't imagine the farts after filling your rectum with cheap wine. wew.
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