post you're ideal gf
be realistic
>ideal
>realistic
>>29152522
kevin love
>>29152522
why are mentally ill, lifeless looking girls so cute?
Dont judge me, i love this picture
Commento es orogenialo
tfw you will never face fuck the shit out of vault meats mouth and then cum down her throat y live :(
this girl was my best friend in freshman year. she saw me walking around aimlessly at lunch recognized me from PE invited me to sit with her. we had shared interests but she mostly like insects kind of autistic. asked her out she said no. see her years later she cut her hair. says she is changing her gender and wants to be a man now. never talked to a girl since.
or a decent japanese girl would work also
>tfw no pure virgin gf to live deliciously with
Why live?
>tfw no Ashley gf
feels bad man
anyone eIse?
>>29153797
>be realistic
>>29153839
i'm a 10/10 billionaire chad fuck you
i want to pump my semen into her.
>>29152522
shes my actual gf, im a lucky boy
cuck me mistress
>>29153167
this makes me want to kill myself. ORGINALLLL
>>29152772
post pics of her as a "man", i bet she's a qt tomby
>>29152690
trap version is better
>>29152817
good taste
oreganotaste
Energetic tomboy, long black hair, relatively fit, faithful, minimum 6/10
Is that too much to ask for?
>>29152522
Already have my ideal gf.
>tfw no Ashly Burch gf
>>29152522
ok
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>>29154320
yeah if your a fucking fagy nig
>>29154457
>ashly burch will never gag on your cock
life is an endless stream of disappointments
>>29154457
>>29154703
First of all she's an ugly ethnic piece of shit. And a big SJW whose a complete unfunny cunt. So nice taste you fucking cucks.
>>29153167
>wanting Sams leftovers
yuck
This is all I want. Why do I need to live in a world of desire?
>tfw no sershi gf
>>29154734
i think she's cute
and she can't spout nonsense with my dick in her mouth so what's the problem
>>29152522
I will find her some day og senpai
>ideal
>realistic
You what?
>>29154254
>facial piercing
Into the trash
>>29152522
someone that will love me for myself and nothing else
>>29154882
kek, who the hell would love you for you? you're garbage.
Gotta be honest, I'd chop off a leg for her to be mine for the rest of our time living.
>>29154271
God he has a disgusting body
> ywn feel her soft whisper in your ear shyly asking for you stuff it in her mouth again
>>29155198
Why even live?
jk who is she though? i'd hit
>>29154869
99% of the time any girl with a facial piercing looks like trash but some can honestly really pull something small off. Even seen a few girls with septum piercings that are easily 9/10.
>>29152522
Someone I get along with. Someone I can laugh with. Someone who enjoys snuggling.
Don't care about looks.
Bit unrealistic but still.
Marky, that's who
tfw no angry qt
She looks like complete trashy shit now but back when she was like anorexic and creepy she was a ten
>>29156202
ugly malnourished little girl. always knew u were a pedo vyro, been expanding your online harem lately huh?
>>29156441
I think you're confusing me with doj my dude
>>29156592
always one to divert attention away from yourself when it doesnt benefit you. how about you go expand your collection of vulnerable girls and use them like the narcissist dirtbag you are.
>>29156714
I really don't know what you mean.
I talk to one girl on skype and she's 19 I think.
>>29156797
>i have talked intimately to several girls on skype
>>29156930
>I am making shit up
>>29152637
Lol who is this original
>>29157067
you are such a fucking lying kike. no one respects you
god i wish you were dead
>>29157118
pls feed me more despair
It's positively incredible~
god i was so close to grasping her. but i failed, and tumbled down.
>>29154853
>her
Stop that, anon. You know better.
>>29156797
>>29156592
>>29157158
Post # of contacts on your skype.
>>29152522
>be realistic
I'd like one of those huge breasted girls but there's nothing good in this worthless world. Having a girlfriend is unrealistic
>>29157163
i bet that bird weighs a ton
>>29157163
What is that bird? It's a vulture, right? I like it.
>>29155736
anzu
oreganolle
>>29157187
>hold on a sec let me just delete them to prove a point
I just want to hold her, she's the most perfect human being I've ever seen
>>29152522
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGduBwFGHBw
ideally realistic I guess
>>29157095
maisie williams
(original sir)
>>29154457
I would fuck her, but only if Anthony Burch is watching.
It wouldn't feel right without him.
>>29152817
Who is she I need sauce.
Comento unorignal
>>29157257
yah she fine
>>29157405
Do you have any more pics?
Not realistic but still ideal.
>>29157187
>>29157225
And here's where the fun part kicks in.
If I posted and had a lot, people would say I'm a collector, regardless of who they are, but if I posted and had 6, no one would believe me and they would say I just deleted them
There is no scenario in which one can win when the person they're arguing with is literally autistic and incapable of changing viewpoints
>>29154763
Which Sam?
I can't, I'll get banned.
Probably original post
>>29157568
yeah duh. what point are you trying to prove
there is only one point you can prove, and that is that you are distasteful
>>29154304
took this the last time we ever skyped and honestly just wanted to be her friend. we liked the same stuff and I wish i could marry her but i am not a faggot. why can't i find a normal girl who likes model trains. fuck. sometimes i feel like she was tricking me and just did not want to go out with me and staged this whole thing.
>>29157620
get over your petty obsession, he never thinks about you and has moved on in life
>>29158091
still a fucking waste of a good thing
>>29152522
I could post the ugliest girl who ever lived and it still wouldn't be realistic
>>29152637
this has to be a shoop, r-right?
>>29158382
Well yea cause she's probably dead
>>29152522
Fuck your realistic standards, this is the face I want to wake up to every morning.
What do you mean be realistic?
No 2d's?
as real as it gets, friendo
>>29152522
in what way is elizabeth realistic for your pathetic ass?
>>29158835
hm.. reaIIy makes you think
>>29158891
tfw you will never see her in her uniform
>>29158937
Iet's trade rares?
x
>>29157169
just let us pretend, for some of us a cute tranny is the best we can hope for
it doesn't hurt anyone
>ideal
>realistic
>you will never see an /r9k/ devoid of stupid fucks like OP
>OP will ALWAYS be a faggot
Anyway, superior top-tier ideal list coming through:
Looks
>tall
>slender with a flat stomach
>long dark hair
>bright green eyes
>wears glasses
>small or no boobs
>pale skin
>no tattoos or piercings
Personality is something that I would have to 'click' with but
>loyal
>honest
>kind
>compassionate
>sweet
>able to talk to for hours without growing bored or losing interest
>smart
>doesn't play mindgames
>doesn't wear a lot of revealing clothing
>doesn't start arguments for the sake of starting arguments
>doesn't act like a child
>likes me as much as I like them
>caring and willing to show it
>doesn't want kids
>>29153167
youtube attention whores are not ideal
>tfw ywn kiss your cute redpilled tranny gf on her pretty red lips
>>29154457
>this is the closest human being on earth who almost was anthony burch
she must feel like she dodged a bullet every day
>>29152690
Those tanlines are wrong
aint gay if its a feminine penis, r-right guys?
>>29159378
its only gay if you want to do stuff with her penis
>>29157620
oh man what a waste, does she have a deep guy voice now too? btw this has nothing to do with you and everything to do with tumblr hags convincing young girls they need to be trans to mean anything.
>>29158091
>he
This works both ways.
>>29152522
shes all i ever wanted.
>>29159472
yes everything is ruined. she didn't even used tumblr and still the shit seeped through somehow.
just want a chubby qt to be a nerdy weeb with me.
>>29159378
>tfw trappy will never spot you on a heavy set and reward you with bp if you hit it with correct form and depth
>Tfw no qt Basil gf
Ideal? No, she has piercingsand isn't 2D. But realistic? At least somewhat.
>>29159877
This
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the ideal qt
P E R F E C T I O N
<3 pupina
I love her so much...
She doesn't even know I exist :((
>>29161204
LMAO STOP IM DYIN
>>29158536
nigga she looks 12...
>>29161121
i love mac demarco...
>>29161204
Michael Jackson and Elliot Roger have a baby
If we're being realistic here, She's dating my friend but shes kind of a hoe, Shes hella cute and we've been flirting the past couple of days.
I have other girls too, but one is kind of immature and one is defiantly not realistic for me.
literally everything about her is perfect
Well, i've never was a man of taste.
Tfw attractive enough to score such a gf
>but have aspergers
>>29157620
if you have some far male autistic interest like trains don't expect to find girls who like the same things. or pick up a makeup hobby or something. I'm not surprised she turned out to be a dude.
a guy can be your gf if theyre cute right?
either way im bi so its fine
>>29152817
That's a guy pham
>>29161573
>you'll never EVER hold a girl like that
fuck off faggot don't post this shit FUCK you fucking piece fos hti godDAn
I don't want this feel righ tnow FUCK you
>>29161983
Love that girl and I don't even know her.
Posting ex. I just like white girls with cute faces man.
Original comment I guess.
>>29161949
Is that you, Luke?
Would actually like this type of gf desu
this one desu
original comomo
she lives in denmark and have this fancy job
really cute, she thinks shes getting old but thats bullshit
she always rejects me aswell
>>29162186
you askd that last time, sorry bro I dont know who that is
>>29152542
i came in here to post this
glad someone on this board has some fucking sense
>>29157214
Gotta be, they all have those naked heads so the carcass meat doesn't get stuck in their feathers when they're shoving their beaks in.
>>29157216
Oh man she's "gonna die" mode there.
>>29152522
>ideal
>realistic
choose one
This girl looks naughty. I love her
Trying to be realistic.
>>29152522
This is as realistic as my ideals are willing to be.
this comment is a comment
>>29154867
not that I read berzerk but I am already vicariously feeling how the guts felt cucked of his brown waifu
>tfw no goofy dancing gf
>never ever
tfw no bjork gf
>>29157442
This was the only other one she posted in her thread.
>>29157264
Social retard here.
Can anyone explain the female fashion thing of just draping some giant ill fitting thing haphazardly over your torso?
>>29163169
Thank you so much. I wonder how she's doing.
>>29163185
its body language
it makes them seem smaller, seem more vulnerable, more submissive, more """quirky""", it's a conscious or subconscious action they do to make them seem more attractive for whatever reason
it's also because females are incredibly fucking privileged and privilege-blind to their absolutely incomparable wealth of choice for clothes to wear
>>29157568
I heard you like traps, Vyro. is this true?
Do you suck ladycock?
>>29158605
She's beautiful. I like your tastes.
>>29163215
I wonder too. One anon on here did get her contact, but I personally feel talking withfemanonsfrom /r9k/ is antithetical to the board's spirit.
>>29158605
Source?
oreganole
One possibility. Fucking her on Friday.
>>29155089
she kinda looks like kittens
>>29157257
>>29163169
>>29157442
>no time stamp
The girl in the photos didn't actually post here you retards
>>29163315
She's my Saturday.
>>29163275
I also don't think it's a good idea but I would certainly make an exception for her. She's literally perfect in every single way desu.
>tfwywnfhitaitt
totally realistic senpaitachi
>>29163452
Reeeeeeeeee forgot picture I think I might be retarded
>>29152522
Qt I met at work a year or two ago. Literal 11/10 but I was crushing on her so hard I could barely stand up, let alone have a normal conversation with her. I've never crushed on anyone remotely that hard and I still can't stop myself from looking at a pic or two of her on FB every month or so.
