NoPoop Summer
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Hey guys, just wanted to share an update on the last few days of my NoPoop journey and I'm hoping to encourage some of you guys to give up your primal desires and become modern, non-pooping humans like I am becoming.
Day 12: The sharp pain in my rectum is unbearable at this point, I cannot leave my bed because walking radiates the pain down my thighs. I often found myself staring down my bathroom door and wanting to make contact with the evil porcelain, but I will not give in, I can't bear to reset my NoPoop timer again.
Day 13: After the events of yesterday, I have decided that I must rid my home and personal environment of all toilets, urinals, toiletry and all related to the act of passing fecal matter. I know this is a common thing for all Poopstronauts, but it was so hard to get rid of all of the toiletries I spent hours upon hours shopping for. Nevertheless, I have rid myself of these triggers.
Day 14: Finally, the pain is gone! Today was a normal day, nothing to take note of.
Day 16: I went out to the mall today to test if how if there is any affects of NoPoop kicking in that will apparently combat my autistic robot tendencies. As I walked through the mall, I realized how many people were staring at me and making strange faces at me, rushing their children along. Finally, I'm no longer a fly on the wall! It feels so great to know that I'm now being noticed and accepted by society after years of seclusion.
Day 17: Fuck guys. Today I edged. As I was browsing /vg/, I came across /ksg/ and instantly my mind was flooded with all kinds of dirty thoughts and it just happened... I found myself playing yoyo with my feces, pushing it to the edge then pulling it back in at the last second. It was pure bliss at the moment, as if pooping infinitely and feeling the endless relief, but then a moment of clarity hit me and I stopped, ashamed of myself as I sucked the evil matter back into myself. Should I reset my counter?
Who else /nopoop/ here?
The longer you hold your shit, more and more water is being absorbed from it, and subsequently hardens. You can seriously damage your colon? Why are you doing this? Some vapid view on society should not be correlated to how your body functions.
>>29152639
I think OP is just resentful of noFap.
>porn is good for you goy you should masturbate twice a day sex is healthy oy vey
>>29152639
hello newfag
the door is this way >>>/facebook/
>>29152682
I'm a newfag for pointing out how much of a retard you are? Fine. I guess I'm a newfag. Enjoy your distended bowels, constant pain, and stretched out rectum where you can never take a shit properly again.
Nigga you gonna hurt yourself
>>29152798
no you're a newfag for not seeing the obvious
Also I'm not OP
>>29152517
I'm dying.
Someone please make an image of this.
OP I want to hear more.
