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2016-06-08 21:54:40 Post No. 29152517
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Anonymous
2016-06-08 21:54:40
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Hey guys, just wanted to share an update on the last few days of my NoPoop journey and I'm hoping to encourage some of you guys to give up your primal desires and become modern, non-pooping humans like I am becoming.
Day 12: The sharp pain in my rectum is unbearable at this point, I cannot leave my bed because walking radiates the pain down my thighs. I often found myself staring down my bathroom door and wanting to make contact with the evil porcelain, but I will not give in, I can't bear to reset my NoPoop timer again.
Day 13: After the events of yesterday, I have decided that I must rid my home and personal environment of all toilets, urinals, toiletry and all related to the act of passing fecal matter. I know this is a common thing for all Poopstronauts, but it was so hard to get rid of all of the toiletries I spent hours upon hours shopping for. Nevertheless, I have rid myself of these triggers.
Day 14: Finally, the pain is gone! Today was a normal day, nothing to take note of.
Day 16: I went out to the mall today to test if how if there is any affects of NoPoop kicking in that will apparently combat my autistic robot tendencies. As I walked through the mall, I realized how many people were staring at me and making strange faces at me, rushing their children along. Finally, I'm no longer a fly on the wall! It feels so great to know that I'm now being noticed and accepted by society after years of seclusion.
Day 17: Fuck guys. Today I edged. As I was browsing /vg/, I came across /ksg/ and instantly my mind was flooded with all kinds of dirty thoughts and it just happened... I found myself playing yoyo with my feces, pushing it to the edge then pulling it back in at the last second. It was pure bliss at the moment, as if pooping infinitely and feeling the endless relief, but then a moment of clarity hit me and I stopped, ashamed of myself as I sucked the evil matter back into myself. Should I reset my counter?
Who else /nopoop/ here?
