Those two days of freedom are right around the corner, wagecuck.
Tfw used to work 6 days a week 10 hours a day in a garage but now I'm living the dream just under full time with monday and Tuesday off for half of what I was making.
Compromise has never felt so good.
>>29152151
Thispair of days is getting closer and closer, albeit slowly.
I'm crying into my handcrafted scotch and bidding on the world's smallest violin on eBay, anon.
>>29152151
Jokes on you I have a 4 day weekend.
>>29152151
Compared to the NEET who has 0 days of freedom throughout his NEET life, that's not so bad.
Why aren't you making 38 dollars an hour, neet-cuck? I have 21 days vacation, on top of paid holidays and sick days. Either I sit in an office, do some work, and shitpost on the internet, or else I can sit at home, shitpost, and really hate my life.
The whole neet-cuck meme is really just a case of sour grapes.
>>29153603
Isnt scotch yeast crafted?
Jokes on you I'm scheduled to work 12 hours 7a to 7p Saturday and Sunday.
;_;
>>29153879
So you just shitpost in a place you don't want to be. That's a pretty big difference. Every day is a vacation as a neet.
>nice house
>nice car
>nice girl
>nice clothes
>nice art
>nice restaurants
>nice vacations
just kill me
poor suicidal wagecucks. literally wasting their lives
The crying wall of the internet. Come here if you value your dark humor.
>>29153963
>Every day is a vacation as a neet.
>vacation
That's not how you spell "solitary confinement in prison".
>>29154393
Actualy statisticallly neeties are the suicidal ones - if they're not dying at the ripe old age of 30.
>>29152151
I'm on vacation, my good NEET patron!
>>29152151
>only work saturdays and sundays because of college, I'm on summer break so I get to relax on weekdays
>call off last weekend since I was sick, finally almost no more sickness
>boss calls me
>>you were supposed to work last weekend what happened?
>>I called in sick..
>>You're going to have to come in tomorrow since you didn't work last weekend
>>what time?
>>are you in school or something?
>>no summer break
>>12-830
>>ok
>>are you in for extra days for next week?
>>n-no
>>okay we'll put you in, bye
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I wanted to relax some more fucking piece of shit. I want money but I don't NEED more from my current schedule. For fuck's sake. Fucker better be bullshitting and not put me in for more days next week.
There goes my comfy summer
>>29154393
implying anyone stay neet after they are 30
>>29152151
Shouldn't you be masturbating to My Little Ponies right now?
I actually get four days of freedom, since I work part time.
>interact with people outside my home, slowly building up confidence
>earn money to pay for things I want instead of having to save up gbp
>feel a sense of accomplishment after finishing my work
I don't think I'd like working full time, and I've done the full NEET thing before and almost went crazy. Working part-time is pretty comfy.
>>29155119
what's your job part timebro? I bet it's comfier than my part time job.
>>29155166
I'm a janitor working the graveyard shift at a casino.
>>29155199
That does sound pretty comfy for a part time job. How much do you make hourly?
>>29155029
Never pick up the phone if your workplace is calling.
I don't have to work again until August.
And my job requires almost no effort. Just have to deal with a loud environment.
>join army after high school
>go to Iraq but it was mostly pretty laid-back
>get hit by like 4 ieds but not a scratch on me
>have to do mental examination because ied
>bullshit on it so they think I'm cognitively retarded now
>get diagnosed with tbi
>get out of the army
>final medical/psychological examination
>tell them I have nightmares where I'm back in Iraq
>it's true but the nightmares are stuff like I forgot my PT belt or my sergeant is yelling at me for something
>don't tell them that; just say nightmares
>get diagnosed with ptsd
>100% disability
>$3000 a month for life
>medical for life
>dental for life
>preference on government job applications
>free college from GI Bill with extra money for "vocational rehab" since I'm "disabled"
>even get free life insurance, not that I care who gets money when I'm dead
>go to college
>get degree in geology because I'm basically autistic when it comes to earth science
>get job with USGS sitting on my ass answering emails all day
>boss doesn't give a fuck about anything, lets me work from home 1-2 days a week
>USGS paid for me to get scuba training and equipment even though I never go out to the river with the field crew
>make shit money but with the $3000 disability I'm pretty fucking set
Explain to me how I'm a slave to my wages.
>>29155221
It was an unsaved number and I know. I usually don't pick up or call them back unless they leave a voicemail.
I've made a terrible mistake
>Continues boning VR animu ladies in the Vive I bought with my wagecuck money.
>Drinks your delicious NEET tears
>>29155119
part time is master race if you can afford it
On one hand you get the ability to just sleep in all day, and since you're working other days you get to appreciate those days even more. On the other hand you have actual freedom that comes from money where you can buy and do things to your liking.
>>29155251
How...How is it?
>>29155221
Not him, but the one time I did that it was because I had forgotten that I had a shift that day and it cascaded into me getting fired from the one job I had worked for 10 years.
>>29155214
I started at $10.48, right now I'm making $11.32 an hour. Pretty nice.
>>29155297
fuggggg
pretty jelly desu
>>29155251
>>29155280
Amazing.
Oreganonymous
>>29155258
Its more like a tradeoff. Instead of no free time you just have a significant chunk stolen from you. I'm part time usually doing two days a week but it's really 4 since one day is spent dreading and another recuperating.
>>29152151
Hey there NEETcuck, how's it goi--wait, what's that noise? It sounds like a woman crying. Oh, what's that? It's just your mom crying in the room next door over how much of a public embarrassment her son is? Sorry, I'm just not used to hearing women cry, but I suppose you hear your mom cry every day, am I right buddy haha
>>29155326
Who pays for your sustenance?
Another thread of wagies getting absolutely roasted, magnificent.
>get cucked at work
>get intellectually cucked at the computer
>get literally cucked by NEETs when they leave the wife by themselves
That makes you a triple cuck, wagie.
real talk here faggots, how can I become a NEET and live of gubmint money? Im tired of this wagecuck life and want to die virtually every day.
>>29155457
I just explained how:>>29155240
Join the army. Get PTSD. Free money for life.
>>29155383
You mean food? I do, that's why I work. Hospitals pay better and have long ass shifts. 24hrs a week is enough to scrape by on. I'd still rather not work at all though.
>>29155488
I can't get in the military. I have a history of mental health issues and a fucked up shoulder so I wouldnt be able to make it through basic anyways. Already tried to get in.
>>29155512
That sucks. Life is pretty awesome right now. I also got a house on no money down. The mortgage is less than average rent in my city.
>>29155535
friend of mine did air national guard and he has a similar situation. Got a sweet house and hist mortgage is really low. He also got the plug from military bros on a sweet job.
>>29152151
Can't wait!
Revolution when?
>>29152151
I've been on both sides of this meme, and I'm now a NEET.
It's pretty boring really.
What do you do with your NEET days? Give me entertainment, anon.
>>29155860
Play video games and read all day.
Hi im working 7 hours tommorrow
Kek, I inherited a construction biz and make my own goddamn hours
tfw grandparents were rich
tfw they'll be dead soon
tfw that means my parents will be rich
tfw that means i will be rich
tfw neet for life
>>29155860
Eat, sleep, train
Any time in between can be filling reading, building and making shit, or vidya. I wish I still enjoyed anime but I don't respond any more. I'm concerned about vidya insensitivity since I don't play even 10% as much as I did before. Maybe it will come back one day.
>be an apprentice electrician
>working on a commercial building
>steady, simple work for 8 hours, 5 days a week
>installing 3/4 thinwall conduit, pulling 12's, wiring switches and receptacles
>last friday
>foreman tells me I'm going to be working at a local factory
>"just for monday"
>show up to plant monday
>it's going to be a ten hour shift
>for four days
>four days of wrestling with 4-inch rigid pipe and building racks on greasy, uneven concrete for cumbersome switches and disconnects
>and pulling 250kcmils through all that shit
>basically hell -- what the fuck am I doing with my life?
>but I'll have Friday off, since we're gonna be working 4 tens
>today
>we're almost done -- going to finish the job tomorrow
>Foreman from commercial job tells me he needs me to come in Friday anyway.
I lose my fucking three day weekend and the fucker acts like he's doing me a favor just because I get 8 hours of overtime. Fuck that -- I'd rather have a fucking three day weekend.
>>29155860
I work out. Just finished a half-marathon last week, and been continuing my marathon training.
>tfw cumulative fatigue
>tfw post-workout shower and nap
>>29154954
>That's not how you spell "solitary confinement in prison".
reminder that neets are in the illustrious company of such great men as napoleon, gandhi and nelson mandella, working on great works of literature to enlighten the poor wagie sheeple of the future
>inherit company from dad
>barely have to do shit
>make enough to blow 400k a year on myself
>drive a lamborghini I use to pump and dump bitches
>harass all of my workers because no unions, interns are emasculated whores, and everyone either needs me to live or want to make sure they have my referral in the future
>literally blast my subwoofers and burn rubber in the parking lot picking up my workers' fucking worthless whores to fuck them for a night
>drop them off honking and burning rubber through the quiet neighborhoods of my slaves
>scream at people and rip them a new asshole just because I can
>can literally make my wageslaves socially turn on each other like animals in the wild while I control the flow of this giant articulated superficial social web
The only thing I want in the world is the untapped resource, the NEETs. I work night and day as a hobby to dismantle any NEETs I find and their livelihood because they are the only ones who can escape my grasp.
I will have your servitude one day NEETs, mark my fucking words.
>>29156338
I wouldnt mind shitposting in your office if you have a gym and coffee. I have to skills. What kind of salary are we talking here.
>tfw working as a chase by phone operator
>started out at 11 an hour but made bonus for literally just showing up and then doing my job right.
>vendor that I am working for remodels the call center and jumps wages to 14 an hour
>was working full time before but with 8 hours shifts 5 days out of the week.
>TFW center changes shift to 10 hours a day 4 days a week.
>With unlimited over time they give us a choice to have an additional 10 hours of for a 5th day each week with time a half so making 21 an hour on the 5th day
Not rich by any means but living fairly comfortable OP
>>29156407
You'll be working with shit alright, wiping the shit off the fucking toilet seats for minimum wage and if you have a gf you'll also forfeit ownership of her to me.
>>29156141
>marathon training
I've been running quite a lot. Is there a particular program you're doing? I know absolutely nothing about how to train properly. I just run ten or so miles until I start saying "fuck!" involuntarily.
>>29156508
>forfeit ownership of her to me
Dis nigga so virgin he aint even no how girlfriends work
How was that guys? I've been practicing my "kill all white males" voice
I was just diagnosed with several mental illnesses, one that can net me NEETbux
I now have a backup plan bots.
>>29156589
>several mental illnesses, one that can net me NEETbux
What kind of brain defect do they have to label you with to get this? What's yours? (Assuming you didn't fake it)
>>29156338
I know this is a false story but this is why I won't leave my son my company if he hasn't made something of himself by himself.
A moraly good person.
The person in your greentext may have paper, but he is the poorest person of us all.
>>29156508
I'll pass. That doesn't sound very fun. See you on 4chan I guess.
>>29156649
>I won't leave my son my company if he hasn't made something of himself by himself
Come on, now. Life is all about luck. Your son has the chance to have an easy Chad-esque life, but you'd knock him down to a robot struggle? That's a bit fucked in my opinion.
>>29156634
Debilitating persistent depression caused by anxiety and OCD.
Its all about severity, but anything can get you it. But faking it is not that easy. Luckily my doctor thinks I'm a fucking nutcase,because I am
>>29152151
I
am
off
tomorrow
pay day is friday
>implying work doesn't satiate my autistic drive for repetitive and fruitful tasks.
>>29152151
Is that your dad banging at your door NEETcuck? You better open the door before he smacks you mom up.
