You wake up in Thailand in a barbershop in Thailand and see this woman escorting to you a chair. What do you do next?
>>29152133
>woman
>Thailand
Good one m8
Why do SE asians look like literal niggers.
>At last, I have become The Hangover: Part IV
>>29152133
Just fuck my shit uporginal comment
Lick the soles of her feet thoroughly
>>29152133
immediately start sucking her lady penis
>>29152186
She's wearing sandals,anon-kun.
>>29152133
Wait for my haircut/whatever like a human being?
>>29152147
>Le shitty "Thai girls are boys xDDDDD" reddit meme
>>29152133
So where is this shop?
>go to barber in Asia
>they don't clean their instruments between customers
>barber is a crossdressing homosexual with a girly voice
>the only instruments they have is a comb, scissors, and electric razor
>they aren't beauty and cosmetics certified
>near the end of the hair cut a female worker gives you a handjob
>>29152150
Those traits are an advantage in hot climates.
Hope it's a little more sanitary than all the barber shops I visited in the Philippines and go forth with reckless abandon like I always do. Then I would go eat some Thai food and find someone to convince to have sex with me.
>>29152234
>Sandals cannot be taken off or removed from the feet in anyway
>>29152238
What kind of haircut will you be getting,SIR?
>>29152150
Anything below the Tropic of Cancer is trash.
Nothing of value exists down there.
>>29152275
So you're going to ask her to take them off. How will she react?
>>29152319
5 dorra.
>>29152133
well you know I'm fucking cause I have my hair buzzed off all the time. where's the backroom at
>>29152133
I am in barbershop and I am being lead to a chair, so, I mean, might as well get a haircut, why not.
>>29152990
The only Asians who can't say their "L"s is Japs, you fucking imbecile.
>>29153300
Yes, oh master of stereotypes.
>>29152133
>tfw bald
Is she going to give me the Sweeney Todd cut?
>>29152133
Hope she has a nice feminine dick that I can play with as a I fill her up
>>29153419
In 90% of the cases yes
