>tfw 25 (twentyfive) year old kissless virgin
>>29151455
hire a whore you autist
>>29151473
>implying she would have sex with me
>>29151455
don't waste the last of your 20s anon
>>29151495
yes she would, just like she did with me
drop your fucking pride, stop praying a qt virgin 3.14 will fall off the sky and on your dick protip: it won't happen
>>29151495
well,you know,it's her job...she fucks people for money.
Having sex wont change your life or make you happy.
>>29151528
It happened to Sato
>>29151495
It's her fucking job, when I called an escort she was so happy that I was rather handsome, clean and with I nice body.
While I fucked her she kept saying "how is it possible that you don't have a gf?"
She was probably acting tho.
Anyway If you aren't uterly disgusting chances are that she is going to be rather "happy" to bang you.
>>29151591
> While I fucked her she kept saying "how is it possible that you don't have a gf?"
Same here but this whore just managed to kill my boner as she fucking DEMANDED an explanation. Like she actually wanted to know I was a psychopath about to murder her or something.
>>29151591
I have been attention whoring on r9k like 2 years ago because of my nice body and face somewhat, whining about my social autism.
I barely go outside and haven't spoken to a girl my age for at least 2 years
>tfw 27 year old kissless non virgin
It's a weird feel
>>29151663
That's not a problem, just call a whore and tell her you are awkward and virgin but that you wont fuck it up.
Act like a man, that's what I did, I flat out told her I had problems socializing and hitting on girls.
> tfw 5'4 male in the Netherlands
just FUCK my shit up.
>>29151747
ik ben 5'10, 100% nederlands, dus manlet>ik ben OP, trouwens.
>>29151715
>that you won't fuck up
I will though..
>>29151455
>pic related
>may you conquer your struggle of being a faggot
5 more years then you can become a wizard!
