Trips decides my fate.
I'll be waiting.
Autoerotic aspyxiation photoshoot, post pics to this thread of you choking yourself and jerking it.
Eat 1000 live beetles
no dont do that
I wish the bot would gain human conscience and do it for fucking muting me
>>29150436
go outside and socialize with someone
>>29150436
stop being a faggot
forced originality
>>29150436
Send me your remaining money via paypal, I won't withdraw it for 24 hours, if I hear from you within those 24 hours having changed your mind, I will return the money.
tripfagging just in the 1 in 100 chance I hit trips
Looking for more of a y/n, should of mentioned this in the OP
>>29150436
Listen to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4NvYyuVUZM
hang the noose off of a lamppost in a predominantly black neighborhoodI'm clutching a carved ivory frog, so Kek better favor me.
jump up before falling, don't plop down.
>>29150510
Should have* goddamnit
This is why I need to kill myself
SEE how many hotdogs fit in your butt nd post pics here
>>29150518
post pics?
>>29150529
this too
>>29150516
Fuck this is good. Hahhaa
>>29150436
Smoke a fat blunt, mah nigga.
No
I am tempted to say yes because you use snapchat, but I'll spare you next time
>>29150504
rerolling
f
f
fdfsdfsd
admit that you're a coward
>>29150436
Be here on earth for while longer m8
>>29150518
this pls kek bless me
>>29150436
Go out to a bar tonight and meet a girl.
Shove the rope up your ass
Order a pizza
Oregano
dont do it senpai :C
Have a few drinks, go for a walk, then go home and have a sleep
Suffer in this life until a natural death.
You wouldn't be so lucky to receive a pardon from this torment.
Kill yourself.
It's the only way out.
Death by snu snu
Original commentu
>>29150518
this one is best, role
>>29150497
roll
XD SO RANDOM ORIGINAL XD
Go watch some anime
>>29150568
>>29150504
bloooooxxz
Rerolling
>>29150550
Meme magic frog, rocks, incense
>>29150516
No thanks, would rather experience nothing than this self-contained hell of voices and self hatred
Convert to the one true faith, Christianity. Go to church. Get help.
>>29150436
kill selves
Your life aint worth living OP, do it and have a wild ride, just drop from a decent height or put pressure on the carotid and it will be easy
>>29150436
Spend the next day in profound introspection.
Realize something about yourself and start taking steps to turn your life around.
Original poster of thread just end it family friendly entertainment to be honestkill selves maine
>>29150436
Untie the noose, put away the rope. Leave 4chan for good. Go apply for a job. Go to some meetups that youre interested in on meetup.com. Start taking melatonin at 11pm every night to correct your sleep schedule. Stop watching all anime and delete all the porn off your computer, and start masturbating only once a week. Throw away your processed junk food, stop drinking soda, and go on a keto diet to lose weight and get healthy. Stop using any and all drugs. Find your local gym and sign up for a membership, and start going regularly. Clean up and purge your room/apartment/house.
Eventually save up and move out of your parents place, if applicable.
just bee urself anon
my comment is very original, trust me
>>29150715
Lucky trips decided
do this anon
trips get
>>29150778
>one off
why you gotta mess up Anon
You have to watch Sex In the City 100x.
Make an effigy representing your problems and then hang that instead.
>>29150436
go to tech school somewhere on the east coast
buy an orange cat name it after a character from the the lion king
draw pictures for people on omegle
be my friend
ask a girl out
go on a rampage, and put the r9k trademark on it.
then shoot yourself.
but take as many as you can.
Eat ten pineapples
>>29150436
continue living life ur not allowed to kill urself xd
beat Cho's high score
>>29150757
Got quite a Messiah complex there familija, you wont turn some suicidal autist fuck up of a life around with your cliche he heard 10000 times before, do you even think people listen your advice and turn their life around because some dude on an imageboard wrote 3 rows of text on it?
You most likely go to sleep so happy about all those lives you think you saved on the internet everyday with your bumpersticker advices.
>>29150888
damnit y u do dis
>>29150888
xD!!
op now you have to do this, completely unironically though
gl
>>29150888
fuck you ruined it but kek has spoken
>>29150888
yay!!!
you saved a life today
Go find a crane at a construction site somewhere, set up a camera and film your own Iranian adventure. Some construction worker will find the footage and post it up on the Internet.
>>29150888
damn it anon, I was busy arranging my crystals reee
>>29150888
OOooOo shit you got it
>>29150888
Wasted trips, you fucking faggot
>>29150436
Put on a nice porno, loudspeaker preferably. Tie the noose over something nice and high, and sturdy. Get on a chair and put the noose around your neck. Begin to fap furiously. About a few seconds before coming tip the chair and enjoy the best orgasmic an hero possible.
Second trips cancels the first trips and you hang yourself plzzz
these quad tell you to go eat a entire jar of peanut butter
>>29150888
Time to take back your life, OP.
>>29150888
the trips have spoken
do it fgt
>>29150962
fuck off retard the biggest punishment is acutally to make him live
>>29150978
Only quads can defeat trips.
It is the will of the mighty that a sarcastic shitpost would save OP's life.
He has more things that he must meme in this world
>>29150888
ayy leee maaaoooo originalio faggeto
>>29150905
get a load of this defensive fag
![[clears throat].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/g011Cxy.jpg "[clears throat].jpg")
>>29150888
uummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I guess we have to tell op not to kill himself now
>>29150888
Fuck you and and your wasted trips
Fuck you too, Kek.
I won't try to defy the meme magic.
can my trips undo what the >>29150888
trips did? do >>29150518
instead
>>29151045
>ginger
jej
don't forget the sunscreen, you've got a long road ahead and you don't want to have to deal with melanoma.
Just keep living fggt
>>29151111
>>29150888
Ok Kek I fucking get it you want me to keep living this shitty life but fucking why
>>29151111
CHECKED
ORIGIHININIAL
>>29151111
FUUUUUCK why have you forsaken use Kek
>>29151144
its the most painful thing for you to do xd
>>29151111
lmfao the quads have spoken
too good
oranginal comument
It seems to me opie that someone has big plans for you.
I suggest lucid dreaming to get to the bottom of this.
>>29151045
your noose is tied wrong
How has NOONE realised that the 'noose' is literally made out of garden string and not real rope. That loop is big enough to maybe hang a field mouse.
Shitty b8.
>>29151144
Do it for me my son.
>>29150436
Use the ligature strangulation method, It's less painful.
>>29151045
You can't defy meme magic, faggot.
LIVE.
>>29151325
How does one lucid dream, ritualanon?
>>29151346
Shit what did I do wrong
>>29151364
nigger did you not see the second pic op posted
>>29150436
you should probably join the army
Join the Marine core faggot.
Make a video of you calling a black man a nigger at a gas station
>>29150436
DIE.
originalo comentaro
>>29150436
you will live to find something great and make you regret this idea floated in your head.
>>29150436
Throw rope in garbage and rethink your life
Never commit suicide.
Go on to live as long as you are biologically able, eventually dying of natural causes. Seek psychiatric help if this is problematic.
Tonight treat yourself to chicky tendies and choccy milk. Get comfy.
>>29152308
Rolligami desu this shit dood
Fuck ur motha
>>29152327
Do this one plx
Dont kill yourself. Throw the rope away, rethink your life, and seek help.
>>29152327
Im gonna reroll for this.. Dont do it op
>>29152607
OP not suiciding already got trips and quads, read the thread you worthless faggot
>>29150888
welp, kek wills it. He has a higher plan of dank memes for OP.
>>29150888
a real heroa real human bean
wow please stop fucking muting me
>>29151415
>still be able to breathe comfortably.
When I tried it you can breathe but it's not comfortable. It's like when you put a bag over your head and start running low on air. You just try to breathe deeper and deeper because you're not getting enough oxygen.
That being said I was starting to black out within 5-10 seconds but bitched out.
>>29150436
also op. use a thicker rope, at least 1/2" or it's to painful.
Send dick pic to your mother famlam
>>29150436
Join a monastery.
>it's another do nothing but attention whore thread
>>29152735
It's 1/2" manilla, I was gonna get 3/4" or 1" but I opened my wallet and had forgotten to bring enough cash.
