>be 8 years old
>begin playing with my peepee
>pull foreskin back for the first time
>see frenulum
>think my dick is a mutilated piece of cancer
>dick in hand, scream for mommy
>she comes, sees me sitting on the ground, pulling on my dicklet
>"wtf anon"
>explains she doesn't know what that is and to ask my dad
>never do because afraid/ashamed
>life for 7 years believing I have a misshapen dick
>mfw
Retarded kids stories, I guess.
>>29148990
Holy shit, you too?
>think my dick is deformed as hell when i'm like 12 years old and see a cut dick in porn
>ask mom if i'm deformed
>she tells me no but she says she can get it fixed
>blindly agree
>she has me circumcised
fucking whore
>>29149706
lmao
AHAHA women are fucking SAVAGE
>>29148990
I have so many, but I fucking hate typing.
This could be a good thread, so I'll bump it by sharing that when my age was still in the single digits, I used to do things like stick staples in the sockets (did this twice, caused a blackout and got a beating), wiped shit all over the walls, among other things. Feel bad for my parents for putting up with me
>>29149706
fortunately I always was too afraid to get parts of my dick cut off for that to happen
>>29149706
>fixed
Oooh she got you good
>>29148990
i was freaked out when I draw my foreskin back for the first time, i though I broke it lol
I had phimosis, one day in the shower I pulled my foreskin as far back as I could.
I saw the tip of the penis head and freaked out, thinking that was some internal organ or something
>First time when Im starting to discover the joy of masturbation
>Live at home
>Find dads porn magazine
>Feels funny in my pants when I look at naked women
>Lay down on my parents bed
>Start rubbing peepee
>Hear someone come home, but too excited and into the whole peepee rubbing thing to react to it
>Jizz
>feels good man
>mom comes in and just looks at me in complete silence
>somehow realise that shame is the only feeling you should be feeling now
>become a master ninjafapper from that day onwards
>11
>Didn't know what fapping was
>Watch InuYasha
>See Kagome in hot spring
>Start pulling on my dick thinking of her touching it
>Cum for the 1st time.
>Cry thinking I broke something.
>Cry myself to sleep.
>>29150083
How were you old enough to produce semen and yet not know what masturbation was or even why looking at naked women is arousing?
UNCUT FAGS CAN NOT BE ROBOTS!
GTFOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
>>29149706
>10 years old
>sleepover at friend's house
>start talking about dicks for some reason
>dare each other to show our dicks
>all my friends have been mutilated
>show mine
>they start saying my dick doesn't have a head like theirs
>grow up believing my dick is deformed
Also, my bitch sister once tried to convince my mom to get me circumcised so if a girl see's it she won't think I'm weird. I also heard a fag once say if he was about to fuck a guy and he found out he was uncircumcised he would just put his clothes on and leave. I hate jews.
>being 8 years old and never seeing your dads penis
Weird.
>>29150110
I was a late bloomer, like really late. I think I was around 14-15 when I realised it. I did always feel really excited when I saw naked women in movies and such. Hardons were something I enjoyed, but generally something I didnt really pay attention to.
Sex-ed started around that time aswell so thats where I learned more about masturbation and all that. It was very interesting.
>be 16
>Dick is fucking itchy, been like that for weeks
>I thought it was because dried cum was getting stuck in my foreskin
>Pull back foreskin completely
>Looked like pic related but much worse. Stank like shit too, weird smell hard to describe, but it sort of smelled like rotten food
>Scrubbed it all off that night
>>29148990
>>explains she doesn't know what that is and to ask my dad
>you are the retarded one
Daily reminder woman aren't fit even to be mothers
they are baby machines, not teachers
>>29150205
I remember pulling mine back the first time. It was so sensitive that it felt painful trying to wipe all that dried cum off. Cut fags will never know.
>>29150205
>remember wiping away my smegma for the very first time
So fucking satisfying. I think I was 15 (I had no idea how my uncut cock worked cause nobody taught me).
Years on my head's now this beautiful, clean looking pink color.
>>29150205
jesus fucking christ, is that smegma or that fucking fungus shit from the last of us
>>29149706
what. the.f fuck.
>around 15 years old or something
>notice a line on my penis going straight to my balls
>think I had a surgery when I was very young
>for the next 5 years ask mother almost monthly if I had a surgery when I was little (not mentioning on the peepee)
>believe mother lies to me since she never talks with me about sex or hygiene
>find out at 23 that it is called Perineal raphe and is 100% normal
kek
>>29150205
oh god I had totally forgotten how my dick was an itchy mess from age 8 to 12. bad times.
Quality /r9k/ discussion in here
>me, 14 years old
>see peepee in pron without frenulum
>research on google
>find posts saying that the frenulum should normally be broken
>for the next years try to pull the skin down fast so it might break
>was scared so never tried doing it very hard
>think that I should cut it with a scissor
>years later find out that you need surgery to get rid of it
I am so glad I was too much of a coward to cut it myself
>>29148990
>be 11
>never masturbated
>flipping through channels and stumble upon good ol' cinemax porn
>observe for a while as my heartbeat raises
>see their movements (since they don't show full on penetration)
>start rubbin my weewee on my bed the same way
>feel like I'm about to pee myself(I'm close to cumming but I can't tell
>do this 4 more times
>start feeling pain I'm my balls
>go to sleep crying cause I gave myself blue balls
And even then I found out what I did was called edging when I was 20
>>29150458
Anon...
You just made me look at my dick. It was like looking at it for the first time.
I have it too. I'm 24.
>be 15 in sex education class
>teaches talks about HIV
>says one of the symptoms is feeling a burnt sensation while peeing
>believe you feel it for no reason
>start thinking you have HIV
>remember that teacher said HIV causes death in some years
>believe you will die
>stop caring about school, almost fail all classes
>get depressed but sometimes have fun too
>after years ask yourself why you think you have HIV symptoms
>don't remember why
Life: failed
>>29150727
Did she not bother to tell you need to actually have sex to catch it? My mom told me once that I should stop masturbating or else I'll catch an std
>Be 12 in bathtub
>Parents have told me what masturbation is
>What the hell why not
>Start to pull and rub my wee wee
>Dingle starts to tingle
>Sensitivity is off the charts and it hurts so bad
>Keep going. Need to see this through
>Fucking first orgasm is like an OBE
>No cum because too young
>Panting and completely exahsted
>Feel a kind of shameful feeling
>But it still feels good
>Try to touch wiener but it's too sensitive.
>tfw jack off in the basement bathroom for the next week straight
>all these low-test fags that didn't produce cum their first time
I powered through and shot out a mixture of blood and cum.
>>29151236
I kinda miss the days where I didn't have to clean up, and wouldn't have had to worry about getting girl pregnant.
>>29151287
Thank god I'm not the only one who wished for this.
The irony of course is when you're young you wanna shoot the biggest loads possible.
>>29150334
that's a nice maymay, I will save it.
>>29148990
>8 years old
You fucking sinner. Shame on you
>>29150093
>Cry thinking I broke something
FUCKING RETARD FAGGOTT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29148990
>be scot
>live next to a river
>think that the other side is england
>>29148990
I used to fap using the web browser on my DSI
>>29153568
Same, I would look up sex acts on wikipedia and fap to the digital demonstrations
>>29148990
>be 10
>sledding on big hill in my backyard
>the snow is the frozen type with the thick crunchy layer on top
>fall off sled
>fall down hill on my stomach sliding down the icy snow
>makes my peepee feel good
>go back up the hill and repeatedly slide down until I dry orgasm for the first time
That's how I learned about fapping. My little sister was there the whole time too but she was probably too young to realize what was going on.
Also
>think touching my actual dick during fapping feel weird and gross
>fap through my boxers until I'm 17
>finally man up and jerk it with no boxers
>best fap of my life which I won't ever be able to reproduce
I started jerking off when I was 11 and whenever I came only clear liquid would come out, never any thick white cum.
Can an atheist explain this?
Who here late bloomer?
>be me, 13
>start having nocturnal emissions.
>didn't pay attention in sex-ed so don't know what's causing it.
>don't find girls attractive so I don't fiddle with myself
>fast forward a few years to age 17
>realize what's causing my nocturnal emissions
>find a fetish that makes me hard
>rub dick like I see guys do online
>nothing happens after a while
>do this on multiple occasions but still nothing
>conclude that I wasn't able to cum
>never realize I wasn't rubbing my dick long enough to orgasm
>keep doing this on and off anyways just to make myself hard and precum
>fast forward a few years to a month after I turned 21
>playing with myself late at night
>sudden flood of hormones and I finally cum
>realize what I was doing wrong
>two years later and I've been masturbating almost everyday since
When I fappened for the first couple times at 11 or 12, my dick was debilitatingly sensitive for the next half-hour of so. Like, my underwear brushing against the head would cause my midsection to jerk backwards.I thought it was God punishing me
Anyone else the same, at least for the first part?
>>29149706
God I fucking hate all women. You should kill her.
>be little kid
>see women in bikinis
>dick gets super tight in my pantaloons
>feel guilty about it and try to avoid looking at bikini-clad babes
anyone else? I wasn't even raised in a conservative household
>start watching porn when i'm 11
>cum every night since the first day I was able to cum
>>29154040
>tfw never had a wet dream in my entire life
>>29150458
>find posts saying that the frenulum should normally be broken
It isn't typical for the frenulum to break. If it's very restrictive it CAN break during sex or masturbation, but that's not typical.
And yeah, if it is too restrictive you can get a frenuloplasty (but like all surgery there are some risks/possible downsides involved).
>>29154134
When I was too young to know true shame I'd cover my crotch with a towel and fap to hot chicks in bikinis whenever I was at the beach.
I did it really slowly to try and stay stealthy but I wonder how many people actually noticed.
>be kid
>go to walmart
>see bra and panty section
>rub my crotch on all of the bras
>>29154305
>go to walmart with mom
>walk past the women's underwear section
>try not to look at them out of embarassment
>start fapping at 4
>not really fapping, just rubbing my crotch on a pillow til drygasm
>start prone masturbating
>now I'm 21
>can't jack off in the conventional way
>dick is way too sensitive
>even with gallons of lube, it hurts
>girl tries to give me stealth handjob during movie
>scream in pain
>all of my boxers are filled with cum now
>permanent cum stains on mattress
>go to work smelling like cum
I don't give a fuck anymore
>>29150144
obviously having decent parents takes any chance of robotdom away
>>29153805
The first ejaculations are typically watery and do not have lots of sperm. Hence the cum being clear.
If you are still cumming water I would get that checked out.
>be an embryo
>2 months since conception
>look down
>wtf where my dick at
>is it that long cord?
>damn I got such a big dick. Mom's gonna have an orgasm while I get out of here
>Oh wait
>Damn
>why is it tied to my mother's body?
>Fuck
After a month my genitals started having the shape of penis. For a month or so I thought I was asexual.
Sometimes I wish I had never developed genitals. I could be tumblr famous right now.
>>29154359
Are you cut or intact?Original comment
>>29154489
Was uncut when I started
Got cut when I was 11
>>29154468
Who's the biggest faggot in the rap game and why is it Drake?
>>29149706
Fucking pranked
>be little kid
>hanging out with dad
>he always would answer any sort of science-related questions I might have
>offhandedly mention how weird it is that babies just appear inside women without rhyme or reason
>starts talking to me about ererct penises and penetration for half an hour
>immediately regret it
>>29149706
How was this her fault? You literally asked for it.
Who am I kidding though? /r9k/ will find any excuse to blame women for their problems.
>Be in sex ed class. Grade 7.
>Teacher is this ancient lady, like 90.
>She point blank asks me if I know what a penis is.
>Really on the spot and embarrassed.
>Mumble "No."
>Everybody laughs and thinks I'm a retard.
>>29154249
Masturbate less.
>>29154521
AH
You underestimated greatly, most numbers one ever, how long did it really take me?
The part I love most is they need me more than they hate me, so they never take shots I got everybody on safety.
>>29150334
Oh shit, good to know
>>29154614
I think it's high time you be my gf
Thanks
>>29154714
Still a faggot
Views was complete garbage btw
Take Care > IYRTITL > NWTS > those other two > shit > Views
Trophies best drizzy tho
>be 18
>cant pull my foreskin back hardly at all
>never thought it was an issue until recently when i figured "hey, the tip of my penis is probably good for something"
how the fuck do I fix this
>>29148990
>be child
>uncut
>parents inspect penis every other week while I'm in the bathtub
>they'd pull the foreskin back and check the frenulum and everything
I still don't know why they did this.
