>me watching some god-tier anime
>laughs alot, cute loli characters. Knowing they are not legal I start to >tfw no animu gf
>suddenly, my parrot alarms me
"Ayy, de-de-stroy e-viden,Ayy evidence", repeatedly.
>Curiously i take a peek out of my few little windows in my house.
>The the anime control circuling around my hood.
>see how cosplayers outside are running for their life with their dakimakura away.
>See how a 3rd time the van is circuling on my street I live.
>thinking "somebody must have tipeed me off."
"Ayy,t-t-h-ey stopped, Ayyrh"
>tfw adrenalin rushes my body
>starts to panic and hide my anime bluray disk, all my manga is on a hard drive anyway, Ripped the harddrive out safely, put it in my dakimakura.
>tfw nobody will notice. Keeps hugging the dakimakura.
>watch out the window. A man leaves the van. Looking like a security guard with vest and black sunglasses and all that. Chewing pink bubble gum, swinging with his alpha nightstick. Walks towards my door, him being alpha as his gesture can be, I feel my beta-power increasing.
>tfw no femdom anime control waifu
Good story onni-senpai
its different from the
>fembot threads
>skype faggotry
>cuckold threads
I erase all evidence of anime.
>>29148159
>he rings my door.
>I channel my spaghetti
>still hug my dakimakura with kurumi tokisaki on it
>Decide to go full on agro with him.
>Open the door. he says ...
"Good day kid"
>I greet him in a formel way, too.
>tfw I am not agro. tfw I actualy observe him automaticaly when he started talking.
What is this? Is it his alphaness affecting me ?
>He says he is from the ACA, the anime control agency. He is here because they got a report from my homeroom teacher. They are here to question my brother.
>I see the homeroom teacher in the van on the windows side. watching us.
"H-Hold up, I get him down."
>Go back, see parrot still didnt shut up destroying eviidence, gave him some food to keep his mouth somehow shut.
>tfw I am safe.
>get my brother down.
>He wears some dort of k-on schoolgirl cosplay while hugging his dakimakura with a nude yazawa niko covered in cum with a lewd expression on her face. He asks whats up.
>Immedtialy cuffed.
ACA Agent: "You are arrested for keeping make up fake clubs at school to suit your porpuses."
>tfw he just wanted to find some friends.
Brother: "So what ? I have troubles finding friends at school."
>Teacher comes out the van
Teacher: "There are other ways of meeting people.
>brother kinda starts to understand
>I dont, keep faking it tho.
Brother: "Am I really that different from any other girl in my age?
>kinda windy. So hard in fact it lift up his school girl cosplay skirt
"Kyaaa!" he screams.
>all of us three see his white slips
>tfw if he would be much more of a trap I would date him. (implying incest)
>Wind settles
>Agent walks him to the van
>Teacher look at me with dead eyes, shakes her head in disappointment
>>29148863
>(implying incest)
goood (with two Os) thread
