Will you be a 40 year old virgin?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_t8tebs5ptI
>>29147087
definitely. i'll probably have all of my permanent teeth at 40 too. so what?
In 20 years
what kind of wizardly gift do you receive at 40?
>>29147087
10 more years to go
i think i can make it
>>29147087
why doesn't this guy have a gf? He's decent looking and obviously confident enough to be making videos like this.
>>29147182
the people who laughed at you now have kids who laugh at you also
It can't be his looks, he's pretty good looking not to mention looks 25 not 39. But the way he talks and acts turns girls off quickly. I've noticed this about so many adult virgins is that they tend to look way younger than they actually are, which on paper should be a positive thing.
>>29147219
He acts and sounds gay. It's the amount the same issue I think I have. I want a gf but it's so frustrating to keep frame with women.
>>29147210
He sounds gay and gives off the creeper/serial killer vibe.
>>29147087
Well I've made it to 21 and I'm a complete virgin, so probably. Ugliness and awkwardness just destroys your chances.
>>29147219
He talks and acts like he's gay. I think he's lying.
>>29147087
I'm almost 3/4 the way there, age wise
>>29147087
Listen to this horrible bitches mock this guy for not having a girlfriend at 29
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWLZl-hf9S8
>>29147087
I think I found why he's a virgin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKBiCajTk4c
>>29147087
If I'm not dead, yes.
>>29147344
You NEVER admit to not having a gf or being a virgin. Always lie your ass off, even if its clear when you start having sex you don't know what you're doing its already too late for her. Women never tell the truth either. That's why some of you are such virgins, you're too nice. You have too much shame. You gotta lie your ass off and fake it to get anywhere in this world.
>>29147326
Any powers yet, apprentice wizard?
he's not even bad looking. this guy is proof that if you don't try, you will never get laid. no effort, no pussy.
>tfw no virgin gf
Here she is!
>>29147215
ouch
fuckmootetc
>>29147484
Forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pANOSVXn66s
>>29147087
It's his haircut. It looks dumb.
>>29147504
She's a virgin by choice. Not letting just any guy fuck her, she has a very high opinion of herself. More girls should be like her.
Another one, 34 and no girlfriend and a virgin and no job.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ViQEsoxWfE
>>29147087
He looks young for 39.. I mean if he came on and said he was 23, I'd believe him. That must be the power of staying pure
>>29147398
bad advice that is wrong, unfortunately.
>>29147344
>>29147398
Says in the description that this project resulted in tons of sex and a gf for him.
>>29147589
another
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08K0VVRvdBU
>>29147344
>Are you gay?
>Have you considered bisexuality as an alternative
Yesss! It all makes sense!, this is why women like gay men, not only they provide protection for them and their chad bfs for free, they weed out all the betas and inferiors not fit to reproduce.
>>29147632
I almost got till the end of watching this. It was becoming physically painful. I think that's probably why I'm a virgin.
>>29147832
What's worse is that he's fauning over these vapid whores that are dressed up like prostitutes for attention.
I hate it when men give attention to these succubi.
>>29147873
He's going for the wrong type of women. He looks like a quiet geek, but he's not ugly. He should find someone on his level.
>>29147258
>>29147274
>>29147310
this: he's a closet faggot in denial
>>29147832
>painful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kgVM2nRNjQ
>>29148052
How do you find quiet girls ?
>>29148181
>"it just couldn't be true"
>cuts to him dressed like a high schooler
>waddling around in circles forcing "hellos" on college students
yikes
>>29148185
Best place so far is in school, college, university.
There are meetups for comic book and video game geeks. Women frequent in these niches more now, because contrary to what gamer nerds believe, they are looking for the same type of guys like them. Obnoxious low iq chads turn them off.
>>29148181
>real 40 year old virgin
>real
Do normies really not believe in 40 y/o virgins? like they're a fucking urban legend?
>>29147087
No, I'm going to kill myself before I turn 22.
>>29147117
>good dental hygiene
leave normie
>>29147087
This guy comes off as gay to me, anyone else? I think it is his effeminate voice and mannerisms.
>>29148404
He definitely sounds gay, I don't know if he's a gay guy doing this as a joke or if he's just in the closet.
I've never had a girlfriend but I'm not a virgin.
Wisen up and buy a prostitute if you're so desperate for it, fags.
>>29148185
quiet girls are just whores waiting to evolve. There are none
27 years left
I'm a virgin because i fucking hate people and i can't stand their proximity for more than 10 seconds, not because i have any other bullshit like uglyness\social retardation\lolanxiety or any other /r9k/ gimmick.
>lol hurr ur not a virgin bcuz of that m8
Yeah i don't care, it is not like i have to prove anything on a singaporean spaghetti-dealing image board.
Fuck people.
I think the more time you spend alone with yourself, the less likely you are to subconsciously learn social behaviors like posture, tone, eye contact.
I wouldn't agree that the lacking of these social behaviors would indicate that someone is a virgin, but I would be confident that in assuming that they are definitely less social.
But some people are naturally different. Think of those spergy awkward professors that roam your campus.
Probably. I'll be 33 in another 2 months. It's over for me.
>>29147087
>40 year old virgin
>still extremely religious
why do people do this?
>>29148552
>I think the more time you spend alone with yourself, the less likely you are to subconsciously learn social behaviors like posture, tone, eye contact.
jesus christ, this is true. I only ever leave my house to work my dead end job and its like I dont even know how to interact with customers.
>>29147543
There's nothing wrong with being a virgin by choice. She wants to lose it with the right one and not let herself be defiled by hook up culture.
Too bad she's butt ugly and probably will never get a guy because no guy thinks ugly women deserve to be virgins
>>29148344
AHAHA that's what they all say, at least push it to 30
>>29148552
Modern society has screwed us all. The 1990s was the social peak, people still went outside and weren't so on guard to interact with each other.
Now people are moving their social groups online, having invisible in-groups. The Amish were right.
>>29148552
true
one time i hadn't left my house for 3 weeks because of medical reasons.
It was really hard to talk again to people
I was getting really confused when they were asking me questions, and introduce a conversation was impossible.
social interactions take skill, there is no secrets, just practice
>>29148177
muh just original world.
>>29148297
But what happens when they get swarmed with dozens of beta orbiters? I bet that most comic book/video game nerd girls go with their boyfriends or friends just to avoid having to interact with new people.
>>29147504
>believing a woman who says she's a virgin
I bet she took it up the ass by the entire football team in college.
>>29148552
>But some people are naturally different.
a woman can always get someone though. it's absurd the genders are partitioned about 50 50 and still only one gender has the majority of problems
>>29148509
rare unhatched autist who doesnt realize hes autistic yet
>friend is introducing me to this girl he met in college
>find out she is Jewish
>start keking and laughing my ass off as I give the Roman salute and shout /pol/ stuff
I will never be capable of interacting with women, will I?
>>29148587
What a coincidence. 1 month until 33 for me.
>>29148509
>tfw you find flaws in every person which turns you off of them.
Maybe I am just too shallow.
>10 secs in
This nigga gay
>>29147210
He's a supreme gentlemen: someone who has everyhting they need, but are too psychotic for anyone to want to spend more than 5 minutes with them.
>>29148813
>it's absurd the genders are partitioned about 50 50 and still only one gender has the majority of problems
And yet all us tortured, lonely guys have to hear how hard women have it.
Just yesterday I'm sitting there in numbing, lonely depression as usual when this shit comes on:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ilSeJ6B5ro
Can't even watch a commercial about deodorant without seeing feminist propaganda preaching about how women need more when they already have everything. She probably lives with a guy who gives her everything and it's just not enough.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPr4FCDZ5nk
>>29148804
>just to avoid having to interact with new people.
Or they go to have a good time. Don't jump to conclusions. You may go to that comic con and met someone. Really, knowing other people comes before going as far as a relationship.
>>29147087
What the fuck is the big deal?
Why not just use a hooker if you absolutely have to have sex?
It's an act which consists of rubbing genitals together, and at the end there is a major dopamin release.
Why do people obsess so over this.
>>29149570
How patronizing
>oregano con menta
>>29148819
>le edgy mmeme xddd
>>29149069
I feel you.
I really have a fucking hard time trying to understand how exactly people bear each other on daily basis, even more if they have a significant other.
>hurr le normieeeess reeee
The point is, i don't know exactly why people seem to care about each other so fucking much.
>baawaa i don't have a gf
>baawaa i don't have friends
>baawaa my life is not like the other's
Who gives a shit?
I'm Orthodox Christian so yes.
>>29149651
I don't think it's about the sex it's about never having anyone ever being attracted to you.
>>29149651
ovbviously he wants intimimacy for once in his 40 years on earth.
not understanding that is literally autism, which is actually a blessing in this case
>>29149651
>Why do people obsess so over this.
The only aspect that's obsessed over is the lack of validation. Nobody gives a shit if you've had sex, only if you haven't.
>>29149677
I know that feel. It is impossible to find Orthodox women, and if you do, it is a sure bet that they already are either married or in a relationship. I mean, I have met only one Orthodox girl that is my age (and she had a boyfriend, I think).
>>29149759
>autism xdddd
ignite yourself
>>29148509
John C McGinley's an underrated actor 2bh
27 at the moment, decided ages ago that I'll just kill myself if I'm still a virgin once I reach 30.
>>29149905
I decided that I would give Monasticism a try at that point. If that fails, then suicide most likely.
>>29147401
apathy towards relationships, stealth fapping
that's abouti t
>>29149814
it's actually autistic to not get loneliness, romantic feelings etc.
>had sex at 13 with an underclass chav who was 18 after she plied me with alcohol and seduced me
>still a loser autist NEET who can't get a girlfriend at 22
>will never be wizard
>will never be a normie
I WALK A LONELY ROAD. THE ONLY ONE THAT I HAVE EVER KNOWN.
>>29150023
I had one girlfriend. I'm still a robot
>inb4 get out
I've completely changed since then, I've gotten uglier and I think I actually became an autist if that's possible
>>29150006
No.
4channers seem to point at "autism" whenever they see lack of emotional affection or feelings, thanks for their uncultured, completely ignorant opinions based on their blatant lacking medical knowledge.
>my toe itches today
>AUTISM!1!1!!!
No, just no.
>>29147398
I'm 29 years old and a virgin. When I was younger, I found it easy to spin a convoluted web of lies. A lie here, a lie there, meeting someone new? Gotta lie to them too. It just gets overwhelming. Just be honest.
>>29150056
The closes I've gotten to a gf is this one girl in my sophomore(HS) class that would hold my hands and pet me. I never really figured out that she was into me, so I never asked her out because I was afraid she would say no.
Now 19, going on 20, kv.
>>29150100
I don't blame any guy virgin. I think it's ridiculous how hard it is for a young male to get into a relationship, it's shouldn't be this hard and no one should be expected to make it their life project to get a gf.
>>29148509
finally another like me.
31 virgin. Could fix it real easy with a hooker but who the fuck cares unless it's with someone you're intimate with?
Even animals can fuck.
Takes a human to be intimate with another human.
Too bad there's a shortage of humans running around. Just a lot of animals who look like them.
>>29150006
I'm >>29149651
I absolutely do get loneliness. Not having any friends, never being able to integrate fully into any group of people that seem likeable enough. Not having any mates to go to the cinema with, or get drunk with into the small hours, or watch films with etc.
Women though, they seem like a hassle. I havent met any I could stand to be around very long at a time. Sex seems like something completely trivial. I might just use a hooker if the need should ever get too big.
>>29150184
Don't even joke about that.
Risking to sound edgy, but i really have problems with rage and hate management.
I really don't know if it is a curse or a blessing.
I really can't love or feel any form of affection towards anyone, not even my family.
>>29147632
It's because he has a fuckin skull face.
That pua dude looks like that guy on Peep Show.
>>29150275
Not the person you are replying to, but it isn't really sex. I just want a relationship with a girl. Cuddling, kissing, playfulness, being friends, romance, etc.
>>29150345
But girls are horrible. It takes minimal interaction irl to learn this uncomfortable truth for yourself, plus there is all the extra information online about how appaling women truly are.
>>29147398
yeah if you lack an ounce of morality and a sense of self
it's like virtue is a sin to you normie faggots
>>29147504
top kek who the fuck trusts a woman's word on their purity
oh man, it's like you faggots know nothing about why women seemed to have "limitations" in past civilizations
>>29147566
>phd in science
he fucked himself over.
>>29150491
Normies would rather you be ISIS than be a virgin.
yes and i have accepted that i'll be one forever. i even told my mom that i'll be like my father's cousin (one is married and the other one is single both in their 60s)
>>29148988
oh man fucking heiled
Yep. I'm 37 and I'm still a kissless virgin, that won't be changing anytime soon.
>>29150574
Insightful!
>>29150574
fucking normalfaggots man
i've started to stare directly at people's eyes at my register monkey wageslave site, and i think they can sense the pure hatred I have beneath the veneer of friendly customer service. They look in these eyes, they see the rage. And they blink.
>>29150857
Nazis lost to Commies, faggot.
>>29148988
never happened/10 but still checking
>>29150901
>I'm 37 and I'm still a kissless virgin
How do you fail this much?
>>29150954
round 2 soon, future ditch-corpse
>>29147087
shit we're almost halfway done with 2016 wtf
>>29150961
It did happen, and I just realized I rolled 88, holy shit
>>29148640
>never find companionship or solace in the opposite sex
>turn to god
It makes total fucking sense bro
look what I found in the related videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApStvPQ8aUo
>>29150901
At least you have good taste in usagis.
>>29151079
This happened to me, 27, never thought I could have any kind of relationship with God, I've learned more than I could dream.
>>29149173
>feminist propaganda preaching about how women need more when they already have everything
Just saying, keep in mind this is an as meant to get those types of women and men to buy this shit.
You think anybody who was actually instrumental to making that was a feminist like that?
>>29151079
40 year old virgins are so rare that if a god does exist he obviously hates their guts.
>>29151145
Chiya is my favorite.
I fucking hope not, I'm not a virgin but I haven't been laid in 2 years and it doesn't look like I'm gonna get some any soon
>>29151180
once again
virtue =/= sin you slave
>>29151180
Priests and monks.
>>29151211
>h-hey guys t-this thread looks like I belong in
no, get the fuck out you failed normalscum peasant
reee.
>>29150901
Is Chiya your ideal girlfriend?
>>29151284
Implying I'm so autistic I stutter in my speech. If anything you're the peasant you should bend your fucking knee. Know your place.
>>29151173
I realize corporations have to cater to the lies of the female gender which make up half of the entire populations to sell products.
I'm one of the very few people who believes that the government, media, and corporations simply tell the people the lies they want to hear in order to gain power and money rather than having an agenda of their own.
It still looks and sounds like feminist propaganda whether it's directly or indirectly controlled by them.
>>29151245
They're virgins by choice though.
>>29147087
No, there is still hope.
>>29151296
It would be great to have a girlfriend like her but it will never happen.
>>29147087
My mom was, so maybe I'm destined to be.
I recently turned 29. So yeah, i'm on my way there.
>>29149673
>this delusional
Everyone else hates you too m8, don't worry.
>>29151352
seriously you fucking non virgin normalfaggot get the hell out of here
why even come into a virgin thread you misbegotten cretin GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
>>29151435
fuck dude well at least you know how you got where you are
what kind of dumb broad gets knocked up past 40
>>29151557
is it because I slammed my weiner into your oneitis B)
>>29149570
>girls love being pursued
how the fuck would he know
>>29151620
GET OUT THIS IS VERY ORIGINAL GET OUT
I lost my virginity a few days before I turned 21, to a girl who was not a hooker or escort and actually had feelings for me.
So I can never be a wizard.
>>29149651
Anon others were right, you're autistic for not getting it.
>>29149570
This guy is proof it's not all about looks. He should be able to get 'le quirky' chicks easily looking like that.
I just recently hit 21 and every time I remember it suddenly I feel intense fear and anxiety knowing I'm 21 already and my life hasn't moved an inch since I was 18.
>>29148509
I feel you.
I feel like a wolf among mongrels when I go out in public.
>>29148465
Wise words my friend Originalio commentaroonie
>>29147351
looks like he's definitely one of us
>>29151211
i know that feel. goin on 4 here
kinda just lost momentum and my self-esteem is going down even more because of the thought
>>29147117
The words you may have been looking for were current* or initial*.
>>29147566
He said they called him stupid, and I'll say he actually sounds like he's stupid.
How can you be jobless at 34 if you're trying hard to land a job?
>>29147219
what's surprising here is that you see normal people who talk and act even worse than this but they still don't have this issue.
>>29147087 (OP)
>Will you be a 40 year old virgin?
Well, that goes without saying. I find it somewhat unlikely that women will cease finding me repulsive in the intervening three and a half years. There are certain marks that only Nature can remove; the wizard's sigil is one of the best examples of such a brand. And really, why would she? It was Nature who marked the wizard in the first place.
>>29151557
>why even come into a virgin thread
I wonder about this on occasion, but the answer seems simple enough. The vast majority of people have sex with people who want to have sex with them. It's a basic aspect of the human experience, one that almost everyone can lay claim to. No matter how alienated someone is, how lonely they are, how much they are struggling financially, how badly they feel about their lot in life, well, at least they've participated in the human experience in this one fundamental sense. And if such a person is hurting enough, he can reaffirm his own humanity by reading about the pain of a tiny minority that have hurt in ways he never could.
And so they pay the barker his price of admission and tour the sideshow. And no matter how miserable they are, they can at least derive comfort from realizing that, at the very least, they have the privilege of watching the sideshow rather than being one of its exhibits. The tourists may be miserable examples of humanity, but the sideshow provides them proof that they are on the right side of the pane of glass. At least they aren't monsters. The gawkers may be disgusting humans, but at least they are human.
I imagine that provides a great deal of solace.
>>29147398
This is the truth fellas
>>29147398
Knows whats up
>>29147612
I hate to break it to you baby, but you are totally wrong. You never ever ever wanna admit to a girl that you're a virgin. Here's a little anecdote.
I was 21 when I got my first girlfriend. She was still friends with her last bf, and she told me they broke up after a couple weeks because she stopped being attracted to him, simple enough.
Got her drunk, and she admitted it was because she was his first girlfriend, and his first kiss. She thought it was hilarious that this dude was still a virgin, (he was a year younger than I am). There is no way in fucking hell I would have lasted another week if I had admitted I was a virgin. Instead, I kept lying about being the smooth, confident normie she thought I was, I got my nut and when we broke up I got away with her none the wiser.
In conclusion, he was honest with her, got dumped and ridiculed behind his back, and I lied and got pussy. Don't be honest, don't be kind. These girls are not your friends. They don't deserve honesty.
