>It's ok, Anon. You can touch them if you want.
What do?
>would da light bern meh thister?
>>29146805
Touch Them ???
Stop making threads like this you fucking cunt, no one gives a shit fucking kill youself you proper cheekey cunt
>>29146805
Put my tongue down her fucking throat, honestly.
Smash her against the wall and possess her.
>>29146805
"Nah, I'll pass. You are clearly attractive, but your boobs are too big to fit my preference. Good day m'lady."
I WANT TO FUCK LIA SO BAD!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>29146805
>leave her there, buy ice cream and beer and go home
>>29146842
Yes Snake, you can touch them.
>>29146805
i want to do more than that
>>29146805
>that black collar thingy
don't even know what it's called but I see alot of girls wearing it. instantly turns me off.
>>29147114
Same, it looks awful.
>>29147114
i was just gonna post that
it's so fucking ridiculous
>>29147114
It's called a choker, it's a red flag but for some reason I'm attracted to red flags but I would never date one.
>>29147114
A choker. It's a sign of daddy issues
>>29147114
It's like a slut mark tbqh
>>29147114
it means they want to be collared, leashed, and fucked hard
>>29147114
chokers sure are trashy, but hot as hell
I'd just sink you face in between them, cup the tits, hold them to the sides of my face, and smother myself until I had to come back up for air.
>>29147114
Nah m8 chokers are hot as hell. So are dog and kitty collars.
>falling for the vaginal jew
Never again. Bring me BOI PUCCI!
>>29147227
Am I the only one who thinks chokers are not red flags? .-.
I like them...
Pic unrelated.
>>29146805
>agressively grab her tits while focefully kissing her
can't waste this opportunity again
KIDS REACT TO:
4CHAN!
>>29147713
I flirted with a cute girl in the grocery store and she was so bubbly and happy when I told her I liked her choker.
I would have gotten digits too, if I wasn't with my moralfag sister.
>>29147741
where are those kids, friend? other than this guy >>29146858 i see none
>>29147772
they're on youtuibe idiot
>>29146805
Lol fuck America
In Canada, we don't have women that let greasy fat people touch them.
Haha stupid fat fuck Americans
There's nothing redeemable about you. Nothing.
You are the source of the worlds degeneracy, suck the dicks of large corporations, and make minorities on your own country 2nd class citizens; something that would never happen here due to us being an actual 1st work country.
Honestly Americans? Just kill yourselves. You have NOTHING to live for.
Your women are small and slutty, an American-exclusive evolutionary trait to help them fuck as many people as possible while being portable and easy to carry; as is typical with American women.
Your mothers are fat sows.
And you are all emasculated due to all the estrogen you pump into your water.
I wish nothing but death and destruction upon your country.
You may call us "irrelevant", or "unimportant"; AND FUCK YOU FOR THAT BY THE WAY, CANADA IS *NOT* irrelevant; but you must simply face facts you fat fucks, Canada IS better.
Canada has FREE healthcare.
What do you have?
Oh, that's right; millions of illegal immigrants, and widespread obesity.
HAHAHA
We'll come and take over your country when you fall, and we will slaughter every one of you after stealing your women.
>>29147114
>>29147128
Called a choker
Wonder why
Does she have nice feet?
Lamborghini
>>29147804
Maple faggot pls.
>>29147804
>cucknada talking shit about the US of A
>>29147713
These plastic shitpieces are.
"proper" chokers are really cute.
>>29148060
>chick with amazing rack, face, and body
> immediately thinks of feet
You belong here.
>>29148168
No he belongs in the garbage with all those other footplebs
>>29147804
I hear Canada is very pussywhipped. I'm not sure you'd be in the right to call us all emasculated. But I don't live in Canada. So I dunno.
>>29147114
No it's hot as fuck. Obviously only worn by attention whores but still
>>29148168
see>>29148191
/d/ /tg/ and /trash/
>>29146805
Lia is boner material
If you don't get hard looking at this there is something wrong with you
sorry bitch but I have been sworn to MGTOW a group of enlightened intellectuals that no longer involve themselves with the primitive female species
>>29149329
why cant people post images without that stupid text thing anymore...
>>29146805
Molest her feet.
>>29149455
it's a snapchat
>>29146805
Do not touch. She's degenerate.
>>29149455
there's a video
>>29147104
Snake was destined to die an unloved virgin.
>>29149562
her face is weird
robot please
>>29147713
>I like it = it's not a red flag
Well, someone has to marry those single moms I guess.
>>29147804
>We'll come and take over your country when you fall, and we will slaughter every one of you after stealing your women.
Oh no, this poor maple leaf actually fell for the canuckold /pol/ meme
>>29146842
Yes I would definitely touch.
>>29148221
This is true times 1000
Insult a women is grounds for some white knight faggot to stab you
i don't know you on a personal level great enough to engage in sexual intimacy
>>29147114
It's the slut collar. Shows the girl is easy but you'd not want to marry her.
Looks hot.
>>29147114
those collars= anal
the fact so many chicks are wearing them is a testament to the decline of our civilization
but man does it make my dick diamonds
>>29147804
fresh pasta tastes good
>all these people talking shit about collars
>my sister wears one
pls no
>>29151488
Your sister is a whore in progress. Enjoy hearing how Chad/Jamal/Lee/Ivan bangs her in room.
>>29147105
why the fuck is this arousing
>>29151526
Haha ivan the terrible
>>29151526
>Ivan
Never ever write my name on this board ever again.
>>29149718
BIG BOSS
> fucked the Boss
> fucked Eva
> fucked Para-Medic
> fucked Paz
> fucked Amanda
> fucked Cecile
BIG MEDIC
> fucked Quiet
SOLID SNAKE
> fucked Meryl
>>29146805
>the daddy issue choker
this slag is dtf
>>29146805
black out and wake up in hospitable bed hooked up to machines
>>29149562
Why is the CIA in the first frame?
>>29151488
oh man your sis' lil puss puss is gettin raw dogged on the reg before that starfish takes a turn
the whole time, she's got at least one hand on her throat
this ain't a fantasy, it's a guarantee
you know what to do
desu I find chokers pretty sexy. Am I a degenerate?
>>29151595
>Big Boss
>fucked The Boss
If anything, The Boss fucked him.
>>29152059
No, but you'll most likely end up with one once she gets old and undesirable.
>>29146805
Tell her my wife's are bigger and have a nicer shape, so thanks but no thanks.
>>29146898
Sounds like a doujin I read a while back.
>>29151694
>Why is the CIA in the first frame?
Holy shit
he's a big guy
>>29152059
There's nothing wrong finding them sexy but dont expect to make wearer your gf.
>>29147114
I remember when I was at middle inelementary-middle school girls wore it.
>now I see tons of girls from age 14+ wearing this
it's made a comeback?
I like this desu
>>29152261
> Snake, try to remember some of the basics of CQC.Close Quarters Coitus
>>29149718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTEMaM7INNI
>>29152298
yeah same for me, i'd tell her i prefer squeezing your wife's tits.
so is the appeal of the choker solely on the implication that shes a slut? because aesthetic wise i dont see whats so hot about it.
would a girl walking around with a "Im a total whore" t shirt also turn you on?
>>29154400
It puts attention to the neck imo, which is neglected when looking at someone a lot of the time.
>>29154526
>I want you to notice my neck, so I'll cover it
>>29151694
Holy shit howd you see that
>>29155804
He's fucking gay, obviously
>>29146805
I'd go touch the christmas lights
>>29156133
>>29155804
He's a big guy
original comment
>>29146805
>suggest cuddling
>get to touch them and fuck too because i never cuddled and groped a girl i didn't fuck
>>29146805
>ou can touch them if you want
touch them i dont want to touch them i wanna fuck them so wip those TITS OUT BITCH AND LIKE MUH DICK
>touch her ear
>put on sunglasses
>put on trench coat
>walk out
>go to convenience store
>buy chocolate milk and gasoline
>drink chocolate milk
>walk home
>>29147076
Haha, you fucking showed her!
>>29146805
>y-you know i'm gay right?
i'd touch them anyways though
>>29146805
Felt up a black girl with double Ds who straight up was like "omg you've never felt breasts? feel mine"
they felt amazing.
Ironically, I've never kissed a woman, held hands, or had sex. Touched ass and titties, though.
>>29147114
>not liking the "fuck me" collar
low test as fuck
>>29147114
I hate it too
>>29149562
>those nails
wew what a fucking whore
>>29147105
Is that Wojack in the background?
>>29147114
they make me horny. Damn near instaboner when qts wear those things.
>>29156895
this d e s u
>tfw this never happened to you
>tfw girl at school asked you to practice kissing and you pussied out and said no and over 10 years later still kissless
jdimfsatbqhwymf
>>29157054
I want to be in that situation so much.
>>29146805
grab her tits and slide my cock up her pussy
>>29157054
Was that kid autistic or something? What was his deal?
>>29146805
Go for the kiss, it will feel more natural then just grabbing some boob.
keep my left hand on her waist or leg and play with her right boob.
If i'm alone with her eventually start kissing her neck and put my hand under her shirt
Progress to taking her shirt off
Progress to fucking
>>29147227
I too am hopelessly attracted to red flags
luckily I will never have to worry about it because I'm ugly and will kill myself soon
>>29147114
i like them but im attracted to sluts anyways. if it werent for HS sluts id still be a virgin.
I touch the Christmas lights.
>>29157786
just stick the hormone therapy senpai, you'll get there.
>>29157812
probably teasing him for being shy around girls
