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Stop the Big Dick Meme already
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There's a post on here every day now about how big dicks are objectively better and how if you don't have a big dick women will never like you. Please stop. It's a bunch of bullshit porn memes.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3220940/The-perfect-penis-SMALLER-think-Women-prefer-slightly-average-appendages-bothered-size-long-term-relationship.html

This link shows that the ideal penis size is slightly above average. Remember this is the ideal. Women will still like a 5.2 inch penis which is the average. You guys need to stop believing porn.

>most women do not like have their cervix smashed which is going to happen if your penis is 7+ inches
>above 5 inches in girth starts being a problem for many women. 5.5+ and blowjobs become a chore and sex takes a lot more prep. 6+ and blowjobs and quickies are impossible.

Also next time you watch porn look at what's going on. The average porn penis is about 6.5 inches in length and 5.25 inches in girth. They only look huge because of camera angles, the guys are short, and the women are short.

Also if you notice when they have sex the guy almost never goes all the way in. Usually they have 2-3 inches still out. This is because the camera needs to see the penetration which means the guy and girl can't be completely next to each-other. It's also partly because being pounded by all 7 inches of a dick for an hour is painful.

Stop believing porn memes.
Stop thinking your girl will cheat on you because you penis isn't huge.
Stop believing the meme the different races have different average size. This has never been proven and all those charts you see are based on shitty medical journals from the 1800's where racist doctors just wanted to enforce stereotypes.
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It doesn't matter what women will actually like, it's what they think they like and what society has told them to like that matters

which is big dicks
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>a sane and reasonable post on /r9k/

You just don't get how things work here do you bud?
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>unironically talking about our penis size

Lewd
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>>29146704
Which is why you date someone who has had enough sex to know what they actually like and want.

Sadly most robots think that girls having had sex previously make them slutty , loose and beefcurtained.

Some chick's definetly like big old meat swords, but a decent amount enjoy a normal jimmy
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Fuck you, I have a penis that is about 6 inches long at most and it's absolutely shit. It's so small I can't even masturbate comfortably, yet assholes like you are trying to convince me that this size is just fine?

I can't even properly satisfy a woman with a penis this pathetically small. "Average" or not, it's a pure worthless slab of meat that will never be able to get anything done.
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>big dicks are objectively better
but they are

The same way as it's objectively better to be good looking or rich
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I always thought 7 inches was about average. Nice to know I'm above average, although desu a 5 inch dick seems laughable to me lol.
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3 cm bigger than average
oh anon it's just slightly above average 3 cm don't matter much

yes they do
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Unfortunately, robots cannot understand that sex is only 25% physical because they are autistic. 75% of it is about the context.
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>>29146677
>5.5+ and blowjobs become a chore and sex takes a lot more prep. 6+ and blowjobs and quickies are impossible.
>implying women don't want to choke on it

and they literally prefer bigger penises for flings than long term relationships because they evolved to cuck people with small dicks with people with large dicks. so great job pointing that out
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>>29146677
>The average porn penis is about 6.5 inches in length and 5.25 inches in girth.
Expect it's not
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>>29146780
RETARD ALERT

How cucked are you famalam?
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>>29146767
>lol

Haha, you come from reddit too? :)
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A dicklet made this thread.
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>>29146677
>Stop believing the meme the different races have different average size
>Asian or Indian guys have the same dicks size as blacks or whites

Ayyyy
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>>29146753
> 6 inches long
>It's so small I can't even masturbate comfortably
6 inches long is enough for most women to put both hands on. You're acting like you have a fucking micropenis. You sound like you have cuck fetish and you just want people to make fun of you.
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>>29146808
>people don't post lol on /r9k/
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>>29146677
>He thinks big dicks are a meme

Women can smell out big dicks. Despite being a pretty faced manlet, I have an 8 inch dick and women are all over me.
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That seems like a whole bunch of shit written to make small dick guys more secure. Size matters, just like looks matter. Lets not kid ourselves here.
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>>29146756
No they aren't. A 9 inch dick is impossible for most women to take regularly. Even the biggest porn dicks aren't 9 inches. I'm not going to lie and say that having<4 inch penis is going to be fine, but big penis are just as much a problem to women as small penises.
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SHUT UP FUCKING CUNTS

I R E F U S E TO BELIEVE THAT ANYONE WOULD LOOK AT MY 4.5" PENIS WITHOUT LAUGHING.

ALL YOU CUNTS JUST WANT ME TO BE HAPPY WITH MY SIZE SO YOU CAN CRUSH MY EGO AGAIN IF I EVER GET A GF
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>>29146815
Fourteenth post best post
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>>29146677
Wow, this is a really good thread for (you)'s. Have fun with this one.

Also, dicklet is very angry. hahahahahahahahahahaha
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>>29146850
This. Dicklets are extremely desperate and insecure at this point.
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>>29146850
I seriously don't know how some people can be so delusion to write up the dribble OP has.
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>>29146770
This is the ideal for most. 6.5 as an ideal is much lower than what most people here probably think.
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>>29146864
Stop whining you autist
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>>29146860
So you agree in a sense
9 > 4 right?

You would rather have a 9 inch penis then 4...right?
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>>29146795

If women are hardwired to only like big penises, then why is the average penis only 6 inches? Humans have arching shoulders so they throw, they have lean bodies so they can run for long distances, and they have big brains to allow abstract thought. But for some reason, most humans have a penis length below 6 inches, 90% of men over 18 aren't virgins, and incidence of unknown cuckoldry is at 5%, like it has always been. Face it, penis size is not an excuse unless you have a micropenis, and you're just an Elliott Rodger. A sad, damaged individual who could have sex but doesn't because he is emotionally disturbed.
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>>29146743
Hahahahahahaha. Some girls prolly like normal dicks but trust me but dicked is such a blessing. You ever taken off your pants to a shocked and lewd face instead of one of indifference. Chicks like the challenge and although it is more painful bitches know they want to service big dongs
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>>29146835
But... are you from reddit too or not? :S
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>>29146783
If you look at the size difference between the two it's negligible. 6.4 vs 6.3 in length and 5.0 vs 4.8 in girth. That's not statistically significant.
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>5.2 Inches
>Average

Average is 7.5 Inches, this article is a crock of shit.
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>>29146789
>expect
It is though.
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>>29146860
7.5 is best size. You can go deep enough to hurt but you don't need to cuz it's like the last 10% that hurts.
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Average is 3.5 inches, lying dicklets.
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>>29146942
Show me the dickfax
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I have a seven inch dong and it's they one thing in shit life which keeps me going. One thing less to be insecure about. So stfu
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I've heard of marriages ending because the guy was "only 6 inches" and that just wasn't enough.
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>>29146850
>>29146870
>>29146881
Having a micropenis is going to be a problem. Having a below average penis is going to be a problem. No more a problem though than having a huge penis. Having an average penis is not going to be a problem. Size matters, but not in the way cuck fetishists here think it does.
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25 inch cock is the best especially for measuring rooms for when you want to move your belongings into her former husbands house.
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>>29146917
Writing a paragraph that long for this. Let's be honest here. If you aren't at least 5'10, average looks, average fitness, and average penis, your chances are lowered.
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>>29146903
In terms of confidence boost because of how much society praises big dicks sure 9>4,

When it comes to sex 9=<4 in most instances. A 9 inch penis is ridiculous for most women.
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>>29146979
You're so delusional, it's always better to have a huge penis over an average or below average one.
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>>29146979
But it's not.

It's better to have more and not use it then have less and needing more.
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>tfw my girlfriend always jokes about/flaunts the 8 inch black dildo she owns
>tfw she refers to my dick as her "pocket sized dildo"

Pls kill me
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>>29146928
No, I'm not.

Orinale babay
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>>29147002
This is true, but a lot of people on here act as if you don't have a 7 inch penis then you are fucked( or not fucked) in the sexual marketplace.
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>>29147011
You didn't answer the question.
If you were given an option, would you take the 4 inch penis or 9 inch penis?
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>>29146917
this anon speaks the truth

but the average frog watches hours of porn a day, warping their minds. they will continue to blame dicksize as one of the things stopping them getting a gf

the hilarious thing is that there are frogs with 4inch up to 7inch docks who all say the same thing "wah wah my dock is too small".

the only thing small about you is your shallow and shitty personalities. you are gigantic shitlord narcissists. that's why people (women are people too) hate you.

gb2/basement
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>>29147002

Of course your chances are lowered just like your chances are lowered if you're a women with acne. Buts that doesn't make it impossible at all. Here's some more evidence: go on craigslist -women seeking men and count how many are asking specifying "a big dick". Here I'll do it for you.

Answer: None. None of them give a shit. They're more concerned how you fuck and act. Of the one women I found that wanted black men, she again didn't mention the dick size, just that she wanted a gangbang with 5 black guys and wanted to be treated like a girl. Its all to do with finding that "thing" that they like, just like it is with you.
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>>29147030
Lol, get cucked dicklet.
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>>29147051
Women love narcissists

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_triad
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>>29146937
Meme comment.
Oregano commento.
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>>29146946
Sure, but then you can never pound your girl. If you want rough sex with a big dick it's not really possible.
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>>29147067
At least I have a girlfriend
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If you have a penis that is smaller than 6 inches, you're fucked. If you have a penis that is smaller than 5 inches, you're ABSOLUTELY fucked and should just kill yourself already.

Chads tend to have at least 8 inches, which is one of the reasons why they're extremely successful in life.
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>>29147051
What?
The guys with 4 inch penis are justified in there insecurities and desire to have a bigger dick.
It's the guys with 7+ plus that are usually the annoying fucks whose insecurities aren't justified.
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>>29146974
Great, but that 7 inch dong isn't going to be the reason you get laid.
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>>29147051
Shut up. Literally no one is going to enjoy my 4 inch dick, you fuck.

Maybe the 6 and 7 inchers shouldn't complain, but don't lump my pathetic pecker in with them.
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>>29147091
Better to be single then being cucked 24/7
Working on that cuckshed yet?
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>>29146977
Those marriages were going to end regardless. No healthy marriage ends because of something like this.
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This is all true and a very good post except the part about race. The races have different penis sizes.

Here is the official racial penis size chart:

South American Spics >= Central Africans > Whites >= Western Africans > Arabs and Persians > Indians >= East Asians
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>>29147030
How about you curb stomp that bitch, you pussy?
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>>29147047
I honestly don't know. Probably the 9 incher just because I wouldn't be insecure. In terms of sex it wouldn't matter.

I have a friend who's 8.5 inches. Every girl he has had sex with he has had problems. A lot the times girl don't come back because it was to big to enjoy.

I don't think you really care though. You just want to wallow in self-pity. You won't be happy until everyone believes that huge dicks are the best.
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>>29147107
>Great, but that 7 inch dong isn't going to be the reason you get laid.
But the confidence that comes with it would.
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>>29147091
>implying I don't have a girlfriend
WEWLAD
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>>29147111
I have a friend with a 4 inch penis. He's had sex with like 30+ women. He's also had like 5 girlfriends.
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>>29147130
too much wisdom for r9k
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>>29147180
>I honestly don't know
Bullshit, yeah you do

>Probably the 9 incher
No further questions your honor
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>>29147189
I've seen plenty of robots claim they have a big dick but lack confidence

Confidence comes from good looks, not a big dick, I have a 5.5 inch dick but girls find me attractive, I have confidence from my perceived good looks, I don't even think about my dick size
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>>29147096
>if you can't satisfy a woman, your life is not worth living

Wow. Could you get any more brainwashed by feminists? I don't think it's possible.

why do you give a fuck what "satisfies" women? Who fucking cares. I only care about ME!
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>>29147069
They like confidence which narcissist usually are. They don't like bitchy beta narcissist.
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>>29147205
I don't believe you.

I could say I have a friend who has a box-fan attached to his back and it'd have the same plausibility over this medium, and be just as believable as what you just said.

Anyone under the average is statistically far less likely to ever have happy sex, or even sex at all.

If it's really true, tell your friend congratulations on being an astronomically lucky statistical anomaly.
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>>29147096
This chart is a fucking meme. It was made by a "penis enhancement" website. I wonder why they would ever inflate women's preferences. Hmmm.
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>>29147147
There is no data right now that says there is a noticeable size difference. All the penis studies so far have showed that the average is pretty much the same across the races.
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>>29147248
No Western woman will ever want to be with you if your penis is inadequate. Anything less than 6 inches = you're fucked.
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>>29147225
This comment is completely true. If you are a 7+ in looks penis size doesn't matter. Look at the actor who plays Jon Snow. He's a manlet but women still cream themselves over him.
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>>29147222
Do you want to be miserable. You completely ignored the part where I said sexually I wouldn't care. Which when it comes to a penis is the most important reason for it.
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>5" even dick, kind of skinny
>Get a GF, it's great, the first one i've ever had
>Wouldn't do anything to risk losing her
>She starts talking about her fetishes, some of them are pretty severe
>Months later, she's constantly belittling my dick size, my height, everything about me
>She recently measured my dick size and everything to "have something special made for me", whatever that means
>She also just got a tattoo of a playing card spade or whatever with a Q in the middle, still not sure what it means

I just wish I was big enough for her, but I can't complain or she might leave me. How long can I keep playing along with this stuff I don't understand?
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>>29146677
>average is desirable
>have a 6 inch dick, don't know if girth is good or what
>be uncircumcised
>show two different women
>get laughed out the room

Yeah, nice lie.
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>>29147264
>Anyone under the average is statistically far less likely to ever have happy sex, or even sex at all.
I'm not going to lie and say having a 4 inch pens won't hurt your chances, but not as much as having a shitty personality or being ugly.
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>>29147377
That seriously looks like a tiny dick, and I thought that 6 inches was average. Fuck.
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>>29147383
>Already statistically fucked up the ass
>"Just B urself and it'll all work out!!!"

fuck off
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>>29146677

This isn't true.

They say that because they love their partners with their average cocks, but they would be singing a different song if their partner was 8 inches.

However most women's partners are average size, thus they report "preferring" it
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>>29147359
LOL YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE PUT IN A CHASTITY.

If she's looking for a bull, hmu.
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>>29147327
Less than 10% of men are above 6 inches. Yet 90% of men are not virgins. 50% of men get married. So obviously men with below 6 inches are still getting laid. Statistical speaking even most Chad's are going to be below 6 inches.
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>>29147417
>Chads with small penises

Yeah, absolutely no fucking chance.
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>>29147359
KEK FANTASY
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>>29147414
What?

Chastity? isn't that only a girl thing?

>>29147439
??????
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>>29147396

Tell me about it, I thought my dick looks small as fuck and yet it measured 6 inches.

>have pale white skin
>have dark penis

My family line must have been BLACKED at some point.
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>>29147377
>cuck fetishist
>post shit to get off on cuck fetish
Want kind of women are you seeing. Did you just flash it to them. This story is fake or you have just had really bad luck.
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>>29147354
I didn't ignore because your answer already proved my point.
You say for sex it wouldn't matter, yet you say you would pick a 9inch dick over a 4 inch dick because you would be less insecure.
If it didn't matter, what reason would you have to be insecure?
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>>29147402
>"Just B urself and it'll all work out!!!"
Did I say that. No. That's the worst advice anyone could give.
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>>29147468
It's ridiculous to even assume that a woman would be satisfied with a shitty small penis like that one.

6 inches is NOT enough, face it dicklets.
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>>29147410
This study was anonymous. It was conducted using 3d printed models.

>They say that because they love their partners with their average cocks, but they would be singing a different song if their partner was 8 inches.
Ok. You pretty much just said that if a women likes you she is going to like your penis regardless of size. Thanks for proving my point.
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>>29147448
PUTTING YOUR PENIS IN A LOCKED CAGGGE.

tell her I'm 7 inches and 6 in girth
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>>29147327
WHO CARES IF A WOMAN WILL EVER WANT TO BE WITH ME? WHO CARES? I ONLY CARE ABOUT ME you fucking RETARD.

Jesus fucking christ, you're so brainwahed you can't even CONCEIVE of a life apart from monogamous companionship with a woman. How about going out with stacks of cash and fucking random girls every night? Who fucking cares if they don't like my penis, I will never see them again. I ONLY CARE ABOUT ME! MYSELF! MY ENJOYMENT! THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS!
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>>29147437
Statistically it has to be the case. Only 10% of men are greater than 6 inches. About 10-20% of men are Chad's.
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>>29147474
>finally get a girl interested in me
>we go to a secluded area after school one day
>feel each other up, tell her to suck my dick
>pull it out, she says eww and laughs at me

Other woman
>college
>meet qt
>we hit it off and like each other
>go on two dates
>go to her place to fuck
>make out, I rub her pussy for awhile
>pull dick out for her to return the favor
>she looks at me confused and says she thinks my dick is small and ugly, tells me to basically get out

JUST
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>>29147532
I don't know what a caggge is, and i'm not telling my girlfriend about some guy from 4chan's dick. I'm not even supposed to go on NSFW sites according to her.
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>>29147417
>Less than 10% of men are above 6 inches
It's actually about 13%,but that's besides the point.
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>>29147544
No way a Chad is going to have a small penis... are you dumb? xD
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>>29147448
Your post sounds like a cuck funtasy. That's what I was trying to say.
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>>29147414
What is the point behind a chastity belt for men?
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>>29147475
I would be insecure because society paints you as less of a man if you have a small dick. Dicks for men are just sexual but they are also a measure of masculinity. Which is dumb.
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>>29147552
She's cucking you. She's restricting porn, humiliating you, next step is the penis cage, then after that having me fuck her in front of you while you have to watch. Sorry you'll never be a real man, cuckanon.
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>>29147561
You clearly are, only about 0.2% of the population has a dick greater than or equal to 7 inches. So your options are to admit that Chad is an extreme rarity or acknowledge that he's dick size is likely average.
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>>29147564
I fucking wish, dude. I seriously don't understand half of the things she does, I just go along with it. I'm way too vanilla for this shit. Still, I know she's not cucking me or anything.

>>29147596
I don't think "Not wanting me to watch porn" and some jokes mean any of that sick shit is going to happen, dude...
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>>29147561
Probably not. But most Chad's do have an average penis.
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>>29147520

His dick is disgusting and only 3 inches. A true 6 inch dick is acceptable to women.
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>>29147635
Don't bother with them Anon. They just want to get off to their cuck fetish.
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more pics of the subway
>tfw have a 7x5in dick I will probably never get to use again
it's like buying a big bottle of top shelf rum but being too sick to drink it
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>>29147626
D E N I A L .

Just accept it and give me your gfs number anon, she's not satisfied, she wants you to watch us fucking. It's ok, you're just meant to be a beta.
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>>29147654

Most people here have little tiny 3 inch dicks but think they have average or above average dicks. Just like that anon. He only has at most 4 inches. Seriously, you guys have to get better at this. Any dick smaller than 5 inches is worthless.
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>>29147703
I'm not a fucking beta, dude. Seriously, fuck off.
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>>29147658
didn't you also fuck it up and now it's all bent and only gets three fourths as hard as it used to?
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>>29147730
Clearly you are anon, actually, the thought of smashing your gf in front of you gets me off, with your pathetic 5" dick how do you ever expect to satisfy her??
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>>29146677
>ideal is 6.4 inches
>a full inch bigger then average
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>>29146677
biggus dickus is, have always been and will always be supreme. Its not about what women want or what they think they want, its about dominance. One of the main ways men exert dominance is via our dicks. A woman sees a big dick, she is amazed, horny and wants it even if she can't handle it. When have a woman ever craved a small dick? The bigger our dicks, the stronger our dominance (over women). A man with a tiny dick isn't very dominating. Thus the "bigger is better" saying. Dick size have been thought to be directly proportional to dominance and sexual gratification since the dawn of time and this isn't going to change anytime soon. Life is unfair, get used to it.

I'm a small dicked robot manlet, so I've already come to terms with dying alone.
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>>29147754
>Dick size have been thought to be directly proportional to dominance and sexual gratification since the dawn of time and this isn't going to change anytime soon.
>saying this while posting greeks and romans
they thought big dicks were a sign that you're a retarded barbarian
that said you're right that every modern women will literally walk out on anyone without at least 5 inches then talk shit about them on facebook
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>>29147747
Dude, seriously, shut up. According to the thread, 5" is totally normal, and whether or not she is satisfied is up to me and her. I do plenty to make sure she's happy even without using my dick.
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>>29147593
With the mindset you already have, why would it matter what society thinks?

Society won't inspect you penis on a daily basis. Your penis isn't visible to the world. The only time your penis would matter and be out in the open would be when you're having sex. And based on what you said, a 4 inch penis would be just as fine as a 9 inch penis.

So again, why would you choose a 9 over 4?
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>>29147754
>its about dominance

Yeah we get it anon, you want to be cucked.
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>>29147754
>all women want big dicks
>t. Someone that's never had a gf, has talked to a woman, and has never been with a woman

You guys are always a riot.
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>>29147723
Nice baity matey.

Oregano Commento
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>>29147835
>cuck in denial
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>been trying to measure my penis again
>try to get the biggest raging boner possible
>won't even get 6 inches

Kill me please.
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>>29147626
>Still, I know she's not cucking me or anything.
>said every person secretly being cheated on

>>29147628
That wouldn't make him a Chad then.
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>>29147748
This is why I clarified by saying ideal. It's the perfect size. Other sizes are still fine. Also 6.4 is still smalled than what a lot of people here consider ideal which is usually 8+
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>>29147814
>not knowing about monty python
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>>29147829
Sure, but my penis size could still get out. Women are vindictive. A women that's totally happy with my 4 inch penis when the relationship is fine could use it against me when we break up.
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>>29147377

Same size. It feels small to me too

Ive been seeing a girl for two months and haven't had sex yet because I fear she'll have had way bigger
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>>29147852
So are you saying that less than 1% of men are Chads. Who the fuck are the other 19% of men in the 80/20 rule than.
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>>29147874
>thinking this is relevant
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"Ideal" is a great deal more....substantial than "average"

I think we should start listing 6.5" the minimum rather than the ideal.
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>>29147468

Dude, you have a tiny, discolored dick. Of course they threw you out. Your dick is like 4 inches max. Nice try.
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>>29147901
>Ive been seeing a girl for two months and haven't had sex yet because I fear she'll have had way bigger

Just have sex with her. She honestly will not care unless you make it a big deal. If she likes you she will enjoy sex and your penis.

>I fear she'll have had way bigger
Having a big penis doesn't solve this problem. Even the dude with the 8 inches could worry that his girl has had a 9 incher
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>>29147852
Fuck off, I know for a fact she's not cheating on me. The only times we're not together is when she goes out with her best friend and when she's working overtime.
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>>29146917

Women can pass on shitty genes too. Manlets would still exist even if only men who were 6 ft or taller reproduced because women can carry manlet genes just like they can carry dicklet genes.
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>>29147890
Irrelevant.
A woman would dismiss a man penis and sexual prowess regardless of size.

But glad you added
>A women that's totally happy with my 4 inch penis when the relationship is fine

Totally changed direction of the conversation
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>>29147938
Why the minimum?
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>>29147468

How is that 6 inches? Mine looks bigger and it's the same size

You're carrying a bit of fat so it'll look way smaller

I have six inches non bone pressed, I'm skinny so it looks quite big

Lose weight
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>>29147754

>biggus dickus is, have always been and will always be supreme
>posts a picture of the romans, a culture who thought having a dick makes you a dumb animal and laughed at people with them

lel
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>>29147981
That's obviously just the smallest they'll admit to liking.
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all women are whores who want 10inch dicks to fill their cavernous vaginas. Where have all the good women gone?
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>>29147992

It's 6 inches if I push the fat down. I'm obese.
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>>29147965
>The only times we're not together is when she goes out with her best friend and when she's working overtime.
Yeah, now you're showing us your hand. Next time, keep you trolling subtle.

>>29147913
Semi-Chad
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>>29147965
Can you autistes stop falling for this bait. yuo are literally playing into his cuck fetish. This shit sound like every cuck porn I have ever seen.
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Don't let OP fool you...

I have a 6" penis, and it's NOT enough. Can't make my girlfriend cum with it. Sure, you'll just say "just focus on getting her off with hands/oral," but really, substituting my inadequate penis for another body part does NOT help my self-esteem.
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>>29147962
>Even the dude with the 8 inches could worry that his girl has had a 9 incher
Doubt
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>>29147979
Listen. You've already made your conclusion. If you want to wallow in pity be my guest. Penis size is pretty low on the list of most women in terms of importance. What's your size anon.
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>>29147962
Thanks mate some actual same advice for once

I have tried but I can't get it up around her due to worrying she'll think it's small

It's fucked how this shit really gets to your head
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>>29148000
Why wouldn't they admit to bigger. The study was anonymous.
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>>29148004
They never existed anon. The idea of a good woman is an illusion set out by woman to trap men.

Woman would dance with Satan covered in your blood if it meant she could be happy.
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>>29148019
Why does Chad need a big penis. Why is average not fine. Most women will take an average sized chad over a mandingo normie any day.
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>>29148098

So they don't look like a whore. Shame is what keeps them from telling the truth.
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>>29148011
That's why then, due to your large frame it will look way smaller, like 4-5 inches and thinner than it actually is

It's all about perspective. That's how porn works, not only do they have big dicks, they use smaller girls and lean men to further the contrast of his dick compared to her

Lose weight and you'll be fine, probably got more than 6 inches hidden under there
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>>29148085
I know what it's like to be nervous. See if you can find a few pills of viagra. Use them the first few times. Once you get over the hump and realize she doesn't care and is actually in to you it should be easier.
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>>29148098
>people always tell the truth in anonymous surveys
ok anon
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>>29148120
6.5 is already bigger than average. Women have no problem looking like whores. Just go to a frat party or a club. So why would women lie in an anonymous study.
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>>29147969

Manlets still exist because women don't care as much as you think. Most men are under 6ft and they do fine because although women generally say between 6ft and 6ft 6 inches is a good height, that's not all they care about. Just like you might prefer big tits but a women could you over with something else.
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>>29148154
Of course some people lie, but for the most part they are honest. Part of statistical analysis in any study is to adjust for the amount of people expected to lie.
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>>29147847
>Cuck in denial
>Someone who doesn't think he's inferior to other men is a cuck.

That's it, the word has officially lost all meaning.

>>29147938
Well it says ideal, which means that there's some leeway either side.
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>>29147962
>Even the dude with the 8 inches could worry that his girl has had a 9 incher
but thats how it goes anon. Women always have the choice of upgrading to a bigger dick when they get bored of the one they're currently fucking. You should never assume that you are the biggest your girl has had.
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>>29148214
>your girl

She isn't your girl. You're her dick toy. That's all men are today.
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>>29148192
>but for the most part they are honest
no. self reported penis size is still inflated in anon surveys. you think women aren't going to lie even harder?

you can only adjust if you expect a certain answer in the first place
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>>29148241
well, true that
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>>29148120
>Women whore around all the time, just look at them, filthy whores, ever last one of them.
>But they aren't big enough whores to mention the size of dick they like, nope not at all.
>/r9k/ logic

Ever stop and think that your ideas of women just so happen to line up with your preconceived notions of them?
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>>29148275
>women care more about appearance than reality
oh wow what a shocking development
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>>29146860
>le pornstars are average meme
James Deen has a 7 incher and he's considered on the small-medium side of the industry, it's deluded to claim male pornstars are average, unless you count 8 inches as average.
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>>29148275
>women care about their social image and status
>implying they wouldn't be too ashamed and paranoid to tell the truth in an anonymous study

They'd hide their true feelings so they don't risk looking like whores if it's ever connected to them. They will never, ever speak the truth.

Ever stop to think that white knighting women on the internet won't win women over to you?
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>>29148275
you don't know much about women, do you? Women are whores and they like to whore around, but they don't want to be called out, so they throw around a lot of bullshit to make themselves seem less whorish. Its basically what modern feminism is today.
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>>29146715
REEEEEEEEEEEE

Actually, I am satisfied with my dick. It is not monstrous, but it is not a micropenis.
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>>29148312
8 inches is the new average, anon, 10 inches is the new standard. If you're not at least 8, you're small.
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>>29148275

This post reeks of obese roastie
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>>29147096
>i'm C
>can give my girlfriend multiple orgasms and make her squirt
i guess she has a small snatch compared to the average.
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>>29147739
nah, it gets very hard, and was always a bit bent at the base
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This entire argument can be totally finished by examining the size of dildo women prefer to use when masturbating.

They prefer thick, black, vibrating dongs that are 8 inches long.

Do you understand whitey? You aren't wanted anymore.
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>>29148269
Yes men lie in penis size studies, but there is almost no reason for a women to lie in penis size studies. It is socially acceptable now a days for women to like big dicks. It is socially acceptable for women to act like sluts.
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>>29148339
>They'd hide their true feelings so they don't risk looking like whores if it's ever connected to them. They will never, ever speak the truth.
>Women are openly hypergamous and have no problem openly pursuing Chads.

You can't have it both ways robots. It's one or the other.
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>>29148520

Every study ever conducted found that women prefer black dicks to white ones they get more pleasure from nice, thick black dicks than from tiny, pencil thin, pathetic baby wee weed and minuscule Asian dingalings.
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>>29148360
How would they risk being called out in an anonymous study.
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>>29148579

It's in the back of their mind. They don't want to risk it. It's a subconscious thing.

>>29148553

They act like whore but don't want to be known as whores. Go ahead and tell a whore she's a whore.
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>>29148401
>>29148312
James Deen is on the upper half of porn penis sizes. If you know a porn star by name it's usually because they have a big porn penis. Most of the no name porn-stars you see are 6.5 in size. Most big dick porn stars are between 7-8. Mandingo who's considered to be one of the biggest is 9 inches. There are almost no pornstars that big or bigger.
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>>29148457
Cuck. Actually the most preferred dildo sizes are just slightly below the sizes of the study in the op.
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>>29148659

Completely false. The highest selling dildos are those molded from black pornstars, and they're dicks are 9 inches at a minimum.
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>>29148627
She doesn't like being called a whore I agree. Women don't like being called a whore, but todays women have no problem acting like ones. A women nowadays will have a frat run a train on her and brag about it with no shame, but the moment somebody criticizes her apparently they are slut-shaming.
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>>29148684
This thread is starting to look like a Bass Hunters Pro-Shop with all the bait in here.
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>>29148441
That's not so bad after all then.
Which tripfag did break their dick by jelqing?
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>>29148684
>>29148457
>http://www.amazon.com/Best-Sellers-Health-Personal-Care-Dildos/zgbs/hpc/676319011

Top three selling dildos are 7.5", 6.5" and 9" respectively.
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>>29148684

Gay guys are the ones who buy 99% of the gigantic dildos
t. former sex toy store employee
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>>29148743
>white anon with a tiny dick who is an adult and a virgin is forced to accept women prefer big dicks from black men
>b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bai-b-b-b-b-b-ba-b-b-bait

Forced to face facts.
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>>29148627
>>29148309
>>29148339
>>29148360

So basically
>I'm right despite all evidence to the contrary, because muh feels. And you can't prove me wrong.

Fuck that's literally woman logic, nice going guys, that's how low you are right now.
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>>29148782
The top two are actually 5.5 if you only count insertable length. The girth for the top two is also below 5 inches,
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>>29148684
>being this deluded
most girls have big dildos, mate
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>caring about pleasing a woman
>finally get gf
>fall in love
>find out you are not satisfying you gf
>don't want to lose her
>invite bull to take care of her needs

Itt guys on their way to cuckdom.
Don't be these guys. Be like this.

>don't care about pleasing women
>finally get some puss
>be sure to get your nut
>leave
>bad mouth her behind her back
>connect with the girls that don't let her
>fuck them
>repeat
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>>29148835

A self-reported survey does not show any facts.
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>>29148871
*don't like her
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>>29148835
hey its not our asses on the line when your girl brings a nigger with a 10 incher home because you're too small. Believe what you want anon.
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>>29148860

That's because women prefer bigger dicks. How could any woman go from using a 9 inch dildo to please herself to dating a guy with a 5 inch dick?
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>>29148905
Fucking kek, you whiny cunts really are women aren't you.
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>>29146844
>Women can smell out big dicks. Despite being a pretty faced manlet, I have an 8 inch dick and women are all over me.
are you me??
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>>29146677
big dick, small dick, what does it matter if you can't even attract a girl

i'm 7.5 inches and i'll die a virgin because women aren't attracted to me
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>>29149013

Well, you are what you eat :^) kek
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>>29146826
This whole board is just a self-deprecating black hole.
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Do you guys ever wonder why most big dick guys are either in shape or tall? It has to do the the blood flow to your penis.

When you get hard the arteries in your penis open up to allow more blood while veins close up. The trapped blood sustains the size and girth of the erection.

If you ever hope to have your penis at its maximum capacity, you need to exercise get plenty of nutrition so the penis skin is healthy and flexible and the blood flow is optimal.

Drinking alcohol in excess, doing drugs, stress, being overweight (having high body fat%) and high blood pressure all equate to you having a smaller penis or softer erections.

Now you're not going to magically gain 2 inches over months or a year even but I have noticed by losing 40 pounds and staying hydrated and getting fruits / veggies on at least one meal a day, despite my smoking and daily alcoholic beverage I've gained about a quarter of an inch and my dick is diamonds.

The fat around your shaft also hides a bit of your length.

Don't give up hope anons. You can grow.
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>>29149275
>Do you guys ever wonder why most big dick guys are either in shape or tall? It has to do the the blood flow to your penis.

Fucking dropped, you total retard.
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>>29149275
complete bullshit/10
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>>29149078

Women are attracted to confidence. Smaller dicked, more confident men would probably surrender a bit of their facial integrity for more inches on their penis.

Despite what /r9k/ will tell you not all women are going to flat out reject you. Some may indulge you for a date or two if you are sure of yourself and make it clear you want them. Also, even if you get rejected they will respect you more for being forward than being shy.

Getting a girl to be attracted to you is more like being a leader than a peer. Even if your ideas go to shit the girl will still prefer you tried over bombarding her with questions of what you both should do.

It took me a long time to learn this, and your ideals of a relationship come from established couples with mutual trust which comes much further down the line. Starting off this way just scares them into thinking you'll do anything to keep you two together.

Even if you feel that way, you gotta keep it on the d/l at first. You have to draw out her infatuation by being funny, impressive, attractive, or cool.

Different for every girl really, but most important part is to keep her engaged in spending time with you doing things you decide (but confirm) with her. Have back up ideas too. Yeah you may have to ask her for her preference once in a while, but overall she will like that you are decisive.

TL;DR Be confident and decisive in what you want, regardless of your looks and experience. If the girl likes you, she'll go along with it.
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>>29149293
>>29149356

"An erection starts in your brain. Something you saw, felt, smelled, heard, or thought makes your nerves send chemical messages to the blood vessels in your penis. The arteries relax and open up to let more blood to flow in; at the same time, the veins close up. Once blood is in the penis, pressure traps it within the corpora cavernosa. Your penis expands and holds the erection.

When the inflow of blood stops and the veins open, your penis becomes soft."

"ED Causes include medications, chronic illnesses, poor blood flow to the penis, drinking too much alcohol, or being too tired"

http://www.webmd.com/

Size depends on the amount of blood in the organ. Less blood means a smaller penis.

https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/all-about-sex/201101/the-rare-truth-about-penis-size
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>Cut so it doesn't matter how big my dick is
>tfw dick chafes, fapping feels awkward, and I'm basically never going to experience a real blowjob
>Tfw Mutilated by normies
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>>29149471
that literally only works if you are some outgoing normie brimming with confidence because you had a good upbringing and childhood
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>>29149525
>Size depends on the amount of blood in the organ

You're the reason I think knowledge should be restricted to the elite. Fucking kill yourself. Genetics determines the size of your cock.
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grand phallus here
Big dicks are bothersome, hot and appealing in phantasy, but not so much in practice.
Once youre over a certain mark, getting down to sex is like setting up a goddamn artillery.
It takes time but packs a punch.
You gotta get her wet while youre hard, stretch her out for few mins so she can take the girth while she gasps for air, and have spatial awareness of a sensor if you wanna fuck the next day, otherwise her vagoo will burn like a motherfucker if you punch her crevix.

Its a responsibility and a burden. Id compare it to white man's burden. You gotta know how to be superior.
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>>29149577

Use skin moisturizing lotion to replicate natural moisturizing.

>>29149621

Stop blaming your lack of confidence on your past. You are the result of what you are today. That person can always change, you just need to stop caring so much what others think. Someone will always think you are ugly and make fun of you no matter who you are.

My parents divorced young and I was raised by a single mother with no fatherly guidance, and I learned how to be confident just by believing I was worth it, regardless of my shortcomings.


You've gotta be your own biggest fan.

>>29149679

You didn't read my post. I said "maximum capacity" implying that penis size is genetic. You have an optimal muscle mass based on your genetics, a point you can reach. You are hindering that by not having good blood flow to the penis.

You continue to be a skeptic nitpicking at the evidence to reinforce your poor habits. Resorting to ad hominem.
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>>29149679

Nice sourceless personal attacks familia. Sure showing your elite knowledge through that refutation.
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>>29146677
Tfw 4 inches long and in circumference
I wish I weren't afraid of big dick so I could start going to gym and get healthier and stronger
Tfw only thing people care about is sex and relationships
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>>29146743
>Which is why you date someone who has had enough sex to know what they actually like and want.
No, you date someone who hasn't had sex at all, so if you wow her with your tiny dick then she knows real sex comes from performance and that you're going to marry her so she doesn't need to give a shit about other dicks
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>>29148782
Because if the dildo is too short she can't grip her hand around it tightly while inserting it
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>>29149689
>hot and appealing in phantasy, but not so much in practice.

Women's sexuality is highly mental. That big dick looks strong and powerful. It turns them on, on a primal level.
It might hurt but pleasure will replace it. She'll feel so full no one's dick but yours could satisfy her.
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>>29147002
Can confirm. Kinda hard to get a date when you're 5'5. Not impossible, just complicated
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>>29149989
>It might hurt but pleasure will replace it.

Next time you're forcing out a hard shit, start jerking it. Pain is pain, only people who actually get off to pain will enjoy it.
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>>29149989
Cant deny this, wanted to focus more on the practical aspect and try to shatter the idolization a little so you all dont feel suicidal.
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>>29147130
Sure, no healthy marriage involves a guy with a small dick.
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>>29150120
women get off on pain because it helps them get raped
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>>29149971
Pretty much. If you read the descriptions you will see that for the top two dildos only about 5.5 is actually insertable.
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>>29150134
Some do. Not all women are big dick smitten addicts anon. I know women that are perfectly happy with average and below average partners. Here's the thing. If a women loves you it doesn't matter what your penis is. If she hates you it doesn't matter if you have an 80 inch penis. She still hates you.
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>>29150152
Most women do not get off on pain. Stop thinking that porn is an accurate representation of reality. If it was none of us would be virgins. I would have had sex with 20 teachers and all my friends moms by now.
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>>29146677
Real quality post, but unfortunately, this doesn't fit here. R9K is too dumb to understand.
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>tfw normal length but 3.8 inches girth
>tfw hearing girls say "girth is what really matters, I like to feel stretched!"
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>>29147417
>Less than 10% of men are above 6 inches. Yet 90% of men are not virgins.
The average penis size goes down about an inch when you switch from self-reported to measured studies.
What does that tell you about the self-reported rate of virginity, the only attribute that men are more sensitive about than penis size?
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>>29150211
no you wouldn't because you were an autist and didn't have sex early enough for preselection
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>>29150760
Even then. Virgins past a certain age are uncommon. Although the rate has been increasing over the last 20 years for men.
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>>29150887
KEK
E
K

Go watch your porn desu.
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>>29146844
>>29149066

Are you two me? 'Cept I'm half an inch smaller
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>>29146677
It isnt rocket science anon an 8 incher can give a woman more pleasure making it better than a 6 incher anyday.
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>>29146677

7", 4.5 girth

i've fucked about 10 chicks in my day, gotten nothing but compliments.

3 seperate girls have toldme that my dick is "the perfect size and shape"
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>>29151164
>retard knows he's beaten and can only spew memes and reaction images that he thinks hide how stupid he looks
ofc
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>>29151265
Not an argument.

Original comment.
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>>29146677
The link proves that Stacies want a big dick Chad to creampie them, and a smalldick beta like you to trick into raising Chad's children
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>>29151256
>4.5 girth
Im one inch shorter and 5.7 inchs in girth does that mean my dick can please better than you?
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>>29151374
neither is spamming kek and reaction images you living embodiment of down syndrome. stop fronting, you're not fooling anyone, this site is anonymous anyway, and we both know you're retarded
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>penis size doesn't matter guys
>women just want someone above average in size
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>>29151459
Fine. You win.
I am rerarded, but I am the smartest man in bongland
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>>29151482
>I am rerarded, but I am the smartest man in bongland
see is honesty so hard
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>>29149742
>My parents divorced young and I was raised by a single mother with no fatherly guidance, and I learned how to be confident just by believing I was worth it, regardless of my shortcomings.


>MUH ANECDOTAL EVIDENCE
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>>29151472
>men will fuck all women
>women are choosey on who they fuck
>this is unfair and bad

Why should a woman choose you over Chad?
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>>29149742

I had both my parents in my house growing up. My father would call me a worthless piece of shit everyday. 5 years old playing soccer in a league, I'm a piece of shit for not scoring 5 goals. No matter what I did, I'd be a piece of shit. That made me view myself as a loser piece of shit.

So if your point was to say being raised in a two parent household is automatically good, I'm sorry to say I proved you wrong.
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>>29146826
>6 inches
>both hands
I can barely get one onto mine, am I measuring wrong or do I just have huge hands
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>>29151707

Women have smaller hands than men. I'm 6" and my hand covers about half my dick.
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>>29151740
I'm 6" bone pressed, slightly under 6" normally and my hand pretty much reaches just below the head. Maybe I just have big ass hands idk
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No woman could ever love a man with a dick smaller than 6 inches. It's just not possible. They expect a Chad and a 6 inch dick at least.
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>>29151740
>>29151707
With a lot of porn women, considering how small they are, you could fit three of their hands on a 6-7 inch penis.
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>>29151911
Womn dont love men unless its their REAL male friends, male relatives or male offspring, they think of all men are either entertainment or fucktoys and nothing in between. Even Chad is just a walking dildo to them.
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