OHAYOU /R9K/!!!
MAKE SURE TO DO YOUR BEST TODAY AND STAY POSITIVE!!!
It's 5pm and I still haven't taken that shower I was gonna take at 9am.
I'm feeling very negative today.
>>29145699
Nice Dubs!
You should do something fun like eat something tasty or play a game! You have to want to be happy!
>>29145629
It's probably too late to take a shower now so you'll have to get up and do it tomorrow.
>>29145513
Its going towards 3am, maybe I'll have a good sleep
>>29145796
What? No it isn't. I've taken showers at 2am before.
>>29145513
OHAYO!!! I hate my job
>>29145814
Dream happy thoughts and wake up prepared for a good day tomorrow
>>29145839
Well I guess it would be alright. But I would take another shower that morning then to stay clean!
>>29146004
What do you work as that makes you hate your job so much?
>>29146051
You're just trying to give me a reason to get out of bed tomorrow. I'm gonna go kill myself now just to piss you off.
>>29146105
No that wouldn't piss me off just make me sad. You should get out of bed tomorrow to go do something you like.
Can I suck your dick? I bet you have a cute feminine penis, that or you're a top and likes to ride dick like the cock slut you are.
If you're straight then you're just a faggot weeaboo who pretends to be a girl because you're so deep in the closet that even C.S Lewis can't get you out.
>>29146164
While I appreciate the offer I like to get to know people a bit more before letting them around my genitals. I don't really think there is such thing as a "feminine" penis and I haven't really ever measured my penis size but I would assume it's average seeing as I'm a fairly healthy male.
I don't really watch too much anime but I do play a lot of video games. I'm also a virgin and have never rode nor touched another penis besides my own. The prospect of taking another man's penis in my butt does not sound pleasing and I wouldn't really want to do it ever.
>>29145513
Maybe I'll kill someone today OP
Starting with you
>its a new day
>statistically, there's a small probability it will be one out of the three days a year not seeped in anxiety and stress
>>29145513
I'm sorry OP, but today is the day.
>>29146438
Instead of killing someone why don't you tell them you hope they have a good day!
>>29146494
Nice job thinking positive anon!
>>29146525
Today is the day for what? I think it's the day you have a happy rime anon.
>>29146494
>tfw no depressed wan wna
>>29147296
>tfw misspell wan wan
>>29145513
>How's job hunting son?
>G-g-good...i dont want to start wagecucking because i'd kill myself after 2 days. I cannot handle social interaction.
>>29147356
Get a job that requires minimal social interaction. Like a night time security guard.
>>29147296
>Tfw you have a wan wan
>Tfw he's small and annoying.
>Tfw he only tries to steal food and doesn't want to play or do anything.
>>29145513
>tfw it's another day filled of depression and anxiety as my life goes no where
>>29147406
>Like a night time security guard
That's the thing anon, i dont live in 1st world country that minimal wage job would be sufficient even to exist.
>>29147356
>meet older family friend in the grocery store randomly
>'Hey anon, have you found a job yet?'
>'Uh, no...'
>'You should go over to the job resource center, that's what my son did'
>'Yeah, that might help,' but what I'm thinking is 'oh you mean that place that told me to fuck off because I didn't have any experience and was unemployable'
OHIO ANONS
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE RECENTLY TO IMPROVE YOUR LIFE? ARE YOU PLANNING SOMETHING BIG SOON? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO DO YOUR BEST?
>>29146051
I'm a cook at fucking IHOP
>>29147460
>I didn't have any experience.
This. I get btfo'd because i dont have any experience in that field even if i have STEM degree. The best chance to get job is through nepotism.
>>29147519
Why is it so bad.There's an IHOP near where I live I should go there sometime
>>29147406
>tfw no small annoying wan wan who tries to steal food and to annoy and make him play when he doesn't wan to
>>29147567
It's not worth it.
Shave your legs and become qt.
no i gave up before it even begun
Whenever i see threads like these with these anime pictures posted everywhere, I often wonder what you losers look like IRL.
>>29145513
What for?
every day after the next is horrible.
>>29147603
>having a wan wan isn't worth it
??????
>Shave your legs and become qt.
???????
>>29147655
Here is OP anon
>>29147501
I stopped eating fast food altogether, got a gym membership, and eating healthier.
I lost 10 pounds in a week and I'm still losing weight.
Also I got a girls number, I'm just to shy and awkward to talk to her.
>>29147501
I haven't done anything recent because there's nothing I can do. Due to this, there are no plans. I'm trying my best to stay out of the way and fade away.
>>29147655
Here is wan wan poster.
>>29147777
I was pretty close, just lose the glasses and I was spot on with appearance.
nice digits btw
>>29147800
Wow good job anon!
You should text the girl and ask her what she does.
>>29147837
Yeah I don't like them. I try not to wear them outside because I think it makes me look stupid.
>>29147840
Shes a part time student and works as a lifeguard at the nearest lake.
She was literally the Queen of her highschool 2 times in her junior and senior year and I feel like I lucked out.
>>29145513
I'm trying to stay positive. I really fucking am. But I can't.
I just got back from the hospital. I've had literally 2 hours of sleep, and to top it all off, I got dumped.
When life's good, it's good, and for a fleeting moment you forget that it's supposed to suck 99% of the time. I came back down to earth hard, and it sucks.
What can I do to be positive.
>inb4 escort
I want to be mentally positive, not HIV positive.
>>29147924
Cool how did you meet her?
>tfw no puppy wan wan with floppy ears who looks at me like this when he gets sick of me playing with his qt ears
>>29147933
You gotta preserve anon. Don't give up hope. Just do what you enjoy doing and continue on with life thinking that you are happy. Eventually you'll be happy.
>>29147998
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HE'S SO CUTE I JUST WAN CUDDLE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!
>>29148020
>tfw no happy wolf wan wan
>>29147800
Good for you anon! I'm sure you're proud of your progress, that's sick. Keep working hard, and you should try and talk to that girl! You never know what might happen.
>>29147820
>there's nothing I can do
That's a blatant lie and I'm sorry you've convinced yourself of it. There's always something you can do, you just have to find the strength and motivation to DO YOUR BEST at it!
>>29147834
No it's not I have rare footage of wan wan poster please do not save this.
>>29148064
>No it's not I have rare footage of wan wan poster please do not save this.
Yui.
>>29148039
> tfw no shiba doggo to put ushanka and bandana on
>>29148093
>tfw no helpful wan wan to help me at hardware store
OHIO /R9K/
i took a sick day from work last friday, worked over the weekend, come monday said fuck this and took another sick day. i take too many sick days. back to work tomorrow. i will ganbatte but my ganbatte will probably amount to barely functional.
>library ordered my astrophysics book today
>passed my golf exam
>talked to "her"
It was a good day
>>29147939
Weird Story...
I was driving because I felt like shit and I needed some fresh air and some new scenery. After driving for hours, it was 5 pm so I stopped at a nearby taco bell to get some food. I sat down at the 2 person table and some group of guys and girls come in and are making a huge racket but its only me in the place not including the workers. They sit down at the huge table but there aren't enough seats so one of the dudes decides to sit right in front me. Huge fucking Chad, we greet each other and I go back to eating my food. They call him over because they found an extra seat but the chad decides that I accompany him to the group by taking my food and making me sit with them. 3 stacys and 2 chads in the group and they start talking while I just watch the news. After a while they start talking to me asking questions and other shit like that. I get to know them and In start actually talking to them on my own accord. After they ask about they realize that I'm just like Mya (one of the girls) but a guy. So they start chanting "DATE, DATE, DATE," out loud while me and her are just staring at each other not knowing what to do. She hands me her phone and I put my number into it while the rest of the group are going ape shit. Apparently I'm the first dude she's ever given her number to out of romantic interest.
tl;dr
>went to taco bell
>group of stacys and chads come in
>one of the chads makes me join in on their little group
>one of the stacys gives me her number
>>29148150
>Passed your golf exam.
Are you going to be a pro anon?
>>29148081
Okay I may have exaggerated when I said footage. But spamming the thread with wan wans isn't a very good idea you know (^:
>>29147933
What happened to put you in anon? Tell us the story and about your now-ex. Get it off your chest, that might help out at least a little bit.
>>29148183
>But spamming the thread with wan wans isn't a very good idea you know (^:
>>29148180
>>29148180
>Are you going to be a pro anon?
No, I'm doing it for my duke of edinburgh challenge. But if I could pay the fee i could play on most golf courses globally for life. 60 euro initial fee for registration, insurance etc, and from theron out its 27 euros a year.
>>29148183
>But spamming the thread with wan wans isn't a very good idea you know (^:
Do
>>29148183
>But spamming the thread with wan wans isn't a very good idea you know (^:
You
>>29148178
That's pretty cool anon, though it sounds like she was kinda forced into it.
You should still talk to her though.
>>29148183
>But spamming the thread with wan wans isn't a very good idea you know (^:
Eat
>>29148183
>But spamming the thread with wan wans isn't a very good idea you know (^:
Shit?
>>29148183
>But spamming the thread with wan wans isn't a very good idea you know (^:
I
>>29148183
>But spamming the thread with wan wans isn't a very good idea you know (^:
Think
>>29148183
>But spamming the thread with wan wans isn't a very good idea you know (^:
That
>>29148178
And people say all chads and stacies are cunts. Good for you anon, you gotta follow through!
>>29148226
>kinda forced into it
Maybe a little, but sometimes all it REALLY takes is a push to get the ball rolling! Maybe they know she's really shy and indecisive and want to help her out (and by extension help out anon)
>>29148183
>But spamming the thread with wan wans isn't a very good idea you know (^:
Thou
>>29148206
Cool what's your handicap?
>>29148183
>But spamming the thread with wan wans isn't a very good idea you know (^:
Should
>>29148183
>But spamming the thread with wan wans isn't a very good idea you know (^:
Link
>>29148183
>But spamming the thread with wan wans isn't a very good idea you know (^:
The
>>29148343
Why my penus weenus of course? :^)
>>29148226
>>29148282
Yeah I thought so too but we starting hanging together. One night we were hanging out at her house getting drunk and she told me that she wouldn't have given me her number if she didn't want me to have it. It was a total confidence booster.I'm gonna go talk to her now because of this chat we had, thanks dudes! You guys are alright.
>>29148183
>But spamming the thread with wan wans isn't a very good idea you know (^:
Fire.
>>29148359
DO IT ANON. BE A LEGEND.
>>29148362
>tfw no lazy do nothing club wan wan
>>29148359
Fuck off faggot
>>29148409
I don't think Makoto would like you being mean to people. He would punish you for it.
>>29148359
Do it anon! Good luck god speed! Tittyfuck them buttcheeks!
>>29148409
Don't bully ok he deserves happiness.u irl atm
>>29148452
>Makoto
>he
>>29148458
?????????
>>29148359
>I'm gonna go talk to her now because of this chat we had, thanks dudes! You guys are alright.
Seriously though famalam, thats the gayest shit I've read all day, kill her then yourself.
>>29148472
>Makoto
>She
>Draw a boy
>Put him in a suit
>Give him a vagina so he's a girl now.
>>29148502
>not liking qt reverse traps
Kill yourself famalam
list me the essential chinese girl cartoons, please
>>29148502
Me in the scorpion jacket, you on the floor
Post your address btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5ufgkJ-uVE
rabid dog poster was actually a massive faggot bully, who'd knew?
>>29148559
Go find a safespace on tumblr you piece of shit
>>29148591
>going against the spirit of ohio this much
Are you okay?
>>29148631
I'll be okay after I've gutted everywan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a91ptz1W7gg
>>29148631
also desu famalimylam
>>29145513
Somehow your annoying optimism makes me feel even worse. I hope you get punched in the face today OP so you can feel my pain.
>>29148669
But why do you want to gut everyone? Anon is just doing his best and talking to his qt.Also which soundtrack do you prefer more?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aLOkTo3IpU
>>29148686
No you keep your hands off me.
Thank you, OP. You just made my day do much brighter.
>>29148754
If it makes you feel better anon I'm outside in the pouring rain and it just started hailing.
>>29148798
I don't want to gut you Yui-senpai, just ohayou faggots tbhfamalamadingdong
>Also which soundtrack do you prefer more?
I have to choose between them!?!?
WTF YUI I'LL GUT YOU FAGGOT
>>29148869
>>29148887
hi faggots
>>29148916
>implying you could gut me
>implying you would gut anyone
>>29148916
124 Montgomery ave. Norristown PA, 19401
If you going to send me pizza I like the Pizza Hut medium box with breadsticks and churros. If your going to come over I'll give you a kiss.
>yui with sex hair
>>29148989
meant for >>29148961
desu
>>29148983
>If your going to come over I'll give you a kiss
>100 posts later and still bored
>tried to shake up ohayou a bit
>didn't work
>>29148887
>If it makes you feel better anon I'm outside in the pouring rain and it just started hailing
No it doesn't...
Only if the hailstones were razor blades could you begin to know the agony of my misery
I hope we both die
it became an interaction loop of a clique again.
>>29149006
Yeah I'll greet you at the door, give you a kiss as per custom. We can go out to diner, do some bowling or go to the arcade, then go back for some anime or vidya.
>>29148989
Basically.tfw after getting my hair cut short and stuff irl I basically don't comb or brush it at all ever and it looks goodtfw permanent floofy and soft hair irl
>>29149053
>Only if the hailstones were razor blades could you begin to know the agony of my misery
>>29149055
>Yeah I'll greet you at the door, give you a kiss as per custom. We can go out to diner, do some bowling or go to the arcade, then go back for some anime or vidya.
Fucking freak.
>>29149057
Normies have soft fluffy hair due to vitamin D and being out in the sun for a good amount of their childhood
You fucking normie
>>29149098
Why am I a freak do you nto want to be friends.
>>29149132
>he wants friends
Hello norman
>>29149098
I have soft fluffy hair because of genetics and washing it nerd. I literally grew up infront of a tv playing nintendo and sega and was homeschooled. Get outta here with that bullcrap.
>>29149144
My name isn't Norman, and I just want someone to hang out with. It's boring being lonely.
>>29149153
>has a "qt" brit gf
>not a normie
??????????
>>29149175
I don't wanna be friends with ANYWAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>29149279
Why not? Friends are different and sometimes doing something different is fun.
>>29149335
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There was once a time when positivity actually meant something grounded in reality.
Now it is used in the same light as love, friend, and peace, empty words used like a prayer to cast away evil spirits lest you take any real action to rectify your situation.
The modern world, is positive in name but negative in action and thats what posts like these encapsulate.
The feminine specifically the female, loves to appear positive, in its image only, to hide a shallow void which is based on need and weakness.
They love to proclaim their care for the downtrodden, without actually investing themselves in the perpetuation of the downtrodden's existence.
Instead of reading what is said on here, why dont you observe the lack of action as a bigger message towards those, this message of positivity is supposed to cajole.
>>29149279Just cuz I have a qt brit gf doesn't make me a norman okay. It takes more than that. Speaking of, I'm gonna go play vidya with her in a few minutes. (^:
>not wanting to be friends with anywan
Wow rude.
>>29149445
goddamn it yui you're the reason robots hate normies
>>29149485
I don't understand though. I'm pretty far from normo.
>>29149414
All I'm getting from this is that you want to hang out.
>try to be positive
>man the fuck up and ask for the girl I like from work
>she actually gives me her number
>message her after work
>she reads the message but doesn't respond
What the fuck was a I ever thinking?
>>29146416
>>29145513
You're too cute OP!!please be my friend
>>29149522
you fucking normie piece of shit
>>29149533
all im getting from this is u annoying me
>>29149565
Relax. Maybe she didn't have time to respond yet. I sometimes check messages but don't respond right away.
>>29149638
LITERALLY not normie okay. You're a lot more normie than me little miss "goes outside for fun"
>>29149604
Thank you anon! I will be your friend.
>>29149638
OK then BT I hope you feel better later.
>>29149666
>NOT RUNNING AND GOING OUT TO SEE WAN WANS
????????????????????????
>>29149701
Bandage is so adorable isn't he.
>>29149666
Hopefully, we are a bit touchy feely at work even though I'm a disgusting uggo and she talks to me quite a lot, just hoping this'll work out this time.
>>29149701
>literally trying to cheat>literally implying you're banedage
>>29149716
>going out
>to run
The see wan wans part is legit though. It's always cool when someone has one in their car when they come to donate.
>>29149729
I'll keep my fingers crossed for you! And you probably just have a shit opinion of what you look like from low self-esteem. I know I used to.I still don't think I'm good looking but, hey, if someone else does I won't hold it against em you know.
>>29149942
>not wanting to keep fit
???????
>>29149977
>not just doing exercises at home
???????
>>29150000
>exercises at home being the same as going for a run for a few hours and collapsing out of exhaustion
??????????
>>29149942
>Trying to cheat?
>Implying I'm bandage.
>When it's clear OP is not bandage.
>>29150094
>implying Karen isn't a manifestation of Bandage
Just like Makoto is my manifestation, and Natsumi and Kanbaru and Umaru.
>>29149942
Well nothing will happen and it'll fail 99.99% it always does.
>>29150114
OK then sorry.
>>29150065
I never said it's the same you normal it's just WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU ARE A ROBBIT. I GUESS YOU WOULDN'T KNOW THAT THOUGH RRRRRRRRRR
>>29150094
I know OP isn't bandage but you posted Karen. Karen is synonymous with Bandage around these parts little mister.
>>29150114
Hey hey, what are my "manifestations" then (^:
>>29150128
Probably! But what's important is that you tried, and if you fail then you need to not get caught up on it and move on to the next attempt.
YOU DON'T SUCCEED WITHOUT TRYING
YOU CAN'T SUCCEED THE FIRST TIME EVERY TIME
THEREFORE YOU CAN'T SUCCEED WITHOUT FAILING
>>29150285
Yeah, but failing every time feels bad.
>>29150285
>I never said it's the same you normal it's just WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU ARE A ROBBIT. I GUESS YOU WOULDN'T KNOW THAT THOUGH RRRRRRRRRR
Shut up fag
>Hey hey, what are my "manifestations" then (^:
Chad Thundercock you fucking normo
>>29150285
OK then I'm sorry.
>>29150299
Well obviously. That's the name of the game though. Literally. It's important not to ever give up.
>>29150331
NO YOU SHUT UP YOUR NORMO AAAAAAAAA
>Chad Thundercock
No that can't be my "manifestation" as you like to put it.
>>29150353Don't post that evil here either.
Just a friendly heads up friend! Don't be surprised when you get mistaken for someone like that by using what they are widely known for posting (^:
>>29150407
OK friend I understand.
>>29150407
NO YOUR NORMO GO PLAY WITH YOUR DUM DUM BRIT GF AND EAT SHIT AND DIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29150428
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THIS TURN OF EVENTS
>>29150407
I'm 26 and I'm tired of playing man, wonder how many lives I have left.
>>29150444Ok I will. We're already in a call right now desu (^:
>>29150464
I know the feeling. You're still younger than me though so KEEP AT IT SOLDIER
>>29150445
It's alright just accept it as us being friends.
>>29150511
fucking normie
uim gonna text onii-chan and sy daisuki while i eat beans on toast
btw fuck u normie :)
>>29145513
hey my mom just went to the store so my days goin pretty well think i might have a quick smoke
>>29145513
If you were there to tell me this every 10 minutes or so of every day, I might just do that.
>>29150600
Too bad I don't have an anything for you to stalk and follow.
>>29150659
YOU DO THAT YOU NORMO YOU. ENJOY YOUR GAY BEANS ON TOAST ON GAY YOU FUCKING GAY
>>29150964
RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
I FUCKING DID I ATE THEM AND THEY WERE SUPER GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!
>>29150964
True you should try to alleviate that.
Gotta keep up the cutness
>>29145513
I've been displaying a lot of schizo symptoms over the past one or two months, to the point it has at times impeded my ability to function. I'm going for my first ever psychiatry appointment tomorrow.
Wish me luck bros
>>29149716
*farts and pukes*
My day here inSpainit's just ending and I'm in no way positive.
I just had a fucking meltdown in a chat group because I had the great idea of saying that women treat Chads better than me or any other autismo, and all I got was passive-aggresive remarks about how it's my own fault that I
>have talking problems with some sounds
>have more body hair than your average Chad
>have been bullied by women in highschool by laughing at me due to the previous points, treating me like a leper, silent treatment, giving me fake confession cards, etc...
>have no friends or girlfriend due to everyone avoiding me irl despite the usual "Aww poor anon, he doesn't deserve being bullied!"
So I just think I will finally kill myself after spending another summer without going out of home.
Everything's okayI lied
{^~^}
>>29153885
>new
Of coursenot, I just want to add new pcitures to my Tomoko folder, anon.
stop shitposting and lets play video games
>>29153986
>replying to it
>not new
>>29154367
you better be not lyin
>>29154405
Im waiting for him to give me his pc
;_;
>>29155223
yaawn, waiting before I pass out again
Bump for great justice. The thread must go on.
>>29155332
sage for great justice or whatever
>>29155283
>tfw still a week or two until pc back
>>29155359
>tfw pc works goodheh
>>29155332
We went over this yesterday anon. Let it die. Artificially keeping a thread alive is shit.
>>29155498
stFu!!
BUMPING!!!
>>29155783
Shouldnt we both play overwatch?
>>29155852
You should be playing it with me
>>29155783
>implying I haven't saged my last few responses
????
>>29155876
Sooon he will sleep
Inb4 2h
>>29155852
I dunno
I'm level 30 now I think
Been on a kick lately
