Help other fembots with their depression and anxiety
Give fashion tips and lifestyle advice
Share your weightloss programs and recipes for delicious and cheap desserts
No malebots or cucks allowed
>>29143317
Wan sum fuk?
Origami comment
>>29143317
Fembot Tip #1:
Make sure to wear a pretty pair of pink lacy panties over your feminine penis. A feminine penis in man underwear isn't a feminine penis! Ew! That's gross.
For added effect, wrap a now around the shaft! (Not too tight though, loosely)
Fembot Tip #2:
Get the fuck off my board normies. REEEEEEEE.
>>29143372
*bow
ORIGINAL
>>29143342
>>29143372
JUST STOP IT, YOU BOYS HAVE A WHOLE BOARD THAT YOU CAN SHIT UP AND HATE WOMEN ON, LET US FEMBOTS HAVE OUR OWN THREADS WHERE WE CAN FEEL SAFE AND ACCEPTED FOR BEING ANXIOUS WRECKS THAT WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING IN LIFE
>>29143412
Don't be so hard on yourself fembot, you'll amount to something.
Sorry for disturbing your thread, it's just that these threads are always full of troll comments anyways and I usually assume OP is b8ing us.
Thank you for choosing r9k instead of becoming a Tumblrette.
>nods respectfully towards you
>>29143317
yeah I kinda get why she isnt called Mrs Cacie
>>29143412
Fuck off. Even women with anxiety will get boyfriends.
>>29144361
How is a boyfriend going to make me feel better? Is his dick just going to fill up my void and suicidal feelings? seriously, what will a dick and balls do for my life??
So what is the point of this thread
>>29144685
Dicke n balls
>>29144361
Holy shit women have it so easy, literally no effort required obtain something of negative value!
Drink bleach.
>Probably fakefembot posts thread
>Robots start to cry about how easy is being a girl (even if they have no idea)
>Some of them try to get laid desesperately
>Noone gets their shit done
>Only a empty thread of rage and autism left behind
When is this going to stop. Even if Op is a girl, ffs guys. It's not worth it.
>>29143412
So you don't want sum fuk?
Pretty femanons, I'm an ugly girl
Pls tell me how I can look cuter. How do Staceys do it
>>29143317
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ROSTIE WHORES GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29143503
Found the whiteknight
>>29143317
Best weightless program out there:
Go for a walk
Pick up heavy things
Don't eat desert you lard barrel
>>29143412
Leave now roastie
>>>tumblr
>>29144767
No females are worth it.
I visit an escort every month for 60 yuros, half an hour of benis in bagina, with cuddling and i'm good. Also it's completely legal where i'm from.
>>29143317
>fembots
>Malebots
it's clear your new here could you please go back to whatever site you came from.
You clearly haven't lurked enough to understand core basics of r9k such as females cant be robots friendo
Have a nice summer
>>29144638
Sex and intimacy are a huge part of human life, and women have it much easier in that regard. It has positive physical effects and speaking personally, a gf would motivate me.
>>29144761
Fuck off roastie, you do have it easy and you can't comprehend how soul destroying loneliness is. You're coddled by society in all other areas too, so fuck off, go get railed by Chad.
>>29144835
So what?
I was saying it would be nice if they were "allowed" to have their fucking thread. Spamming frogs is pointless.
>>29144819
>le weight loss is easy meme just don't eat like a pig
My TDEE for weight loss is literally 1250 cals. Tell me what would you have on a day to day basis that's reasonably satisfying without going over that limit.
>>29144878
I am lonely. I have literally 0 (ZERO) friends. But I still imagine it feels better than being in the presence of one of you bitter turds.
>>29144927
Don't worry, anon. You haveat least some ofus.
>>29143317
I'm losing weight by cutting out sugar, coffee and cigarettes with great success. I'm also sleeping a lot better which is really healthy. I'm also drinking a lot of peppermint tea which reduces free testosterone. Coffee increases testosterone and makes your boobs smaller.
>>29143317
where exactly do you think you is, girl?
>>29145047
>cutting out sugar
U wot
>>29145047
>I'm losing weight
>coffee and cigarettes
how many calories in a cigarette?
>>29144927
>I am lonely. I have literally 0 (ZERO) friends.
Cool. So do I. But you're a woman so if you ever decide you want friends/bf you'll have it sorted within a day.
>>29145117
I want a friend. Where do I hand in my female status coupon and redeem one?
>>29145156
You could literally strike a conversation with a man whilst out shopping and you'd have a friend instantly.
>>29143412
You girls have the entire fucking internet. /r9k/ is a male board. Fucking deal with it. If you want to make these garbage threads then you have to deal with the people shitting it up. Get the fuck over it.
>>29145209
Nice meme. Give a single, real life example where this actually happened.
>>29145223
One thing I've learned is that if there is a place where males like to aggregate to discuss their problems, then women will soon show up to make everything about themselves.
>>29145223
>/r9k/ is a male board
Nowhere in the rules/faq does it say that.
>>29145259
I've had international student friends who have made new friends by approaching compatriots in supermarkets. You just need a common theme.
>>29145284
Why are there no fembot threads on other boards then?
>hurr durr we talk about nothing but women all day
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE why are women showing up
>>29145308
Only the females?
>>29145284
Happens on foreveralone on reddit too, normie women turn up and complain about not getting Chad
>>29145332
Imagine my surprise when a lot of men's problems relate to women. Doesn't mean your opinions are needed.
>>29145349
It's a lot easier for women as they are inherently less threatening.
>>29144638
Actually there are a lot of studies that say yes, dick and balls will fill your void and ease your suicidal feelings.
>>29145285
Well you can either make these shitty threads on tumblr or reddit where they would be welcome, or stay here and continue to have them shitposted to death like they should be. Don't know why you would make these in a place that you know is hostile to sluts like you.
>>29145285
>Being this much of a dumb cunt
Was /pol/ right?
>>29145407
>excuses
The males did the same didn't they? Guess you're not so fucking lonely after all. Go pick up a friend from the grocery store now why don't you.
I think it's time to post some trains
>>29145379
Nice to see your shitpost has literally nothing to do with your previous one: >>29145284
>oh shit I got BTFO
>better move the goalposts again!
>>29145446
My point was not that I am lonely, but that a given woman has less reason to feel lonely than a given man.
>>29145435
Originallmaodindndodkemuwjwz
>>29145496
>>29145485
just chill out and post some trains
>>29145496
>I am not lonely but only I know what loneliness feels like!
>other people are actually lonely but fuck them, they don't know loneliness like I do!
Ahahaha holy shit
>>29145209
>men
>being good friends to women
>being friends for other reasons than wanting to defile you
top keks you dickdrone
>tfw all the oldfags suicided so no one other than me post old gold anymore
remember the good old woman hate threads? no you dont, newfag
and you wont even look for it,
scum
it's time to get steamy
>>29145579
Shit I didn't even notice he was being specific about the friend's gender
>>29145579
I can see why a solipsistic roastie who only has males around to serve her needs would have a problem conceptualising a platonic relationship between a man and a woman.
I have predominantly selfish motives, therefore everyone else does.
>>29144767
>>Robots start to cry about how easy is being a girl (even tho it tottaly isn't!!!!)
>some(robots) try to get laid
those are cyborgs, aka failed normies, you stupid newfag
>ffs guys, let them invade your board! its not worth defending it.
back in my day you subhumas lurked and adoptd the board culture
>>29144790
you can't. genetics
>>29144954
>Don't worry, femanon. You have at least some of us cyborgs to orbit you.
>>29145621
but everyone does in some way have selfish motives, if you think you don't you are lying to yourself
>>29145676
There are such things as mutually beneficial motives, e.g., between co-workers.
>>29145284
>if there is a place where males like to aggregate to discuss their problems, then women will soon show up to make everything about themselves.
>>29145353
>Happens on foreveralone on reddit too, normie women turn up and complain about not getting Chad
>even reddit understands
>post yfw woman are literally dumber than reddit
>>29145621
Oh yeah, men just want to be women's friends out of the goodness of their hearts.
>>29145285
>i haven't lurked
>>29145714
that's still based on self interest though, once a person in such a relationship no longer benefits, they typically want to terminate it
>>29144903
Not a fembot but responding anyway since mine is around the same (1300)
breakfast
>Bottle of water
>2 eggs (180 cal), slice of bread (60 cal),w/ butter (30 cal)
270 calories for breakfast
I usually drink 2 bottles of water after that to alleviate any hunger, and maybe an apple (100 calories, give/take) before lunch.
For lunch, I have a "salad". (Lettuce and a bit of dressing)
Lettuce goes up to 60ish calories, with about 150 calories worth of dressing, so ill just round that to 200.
That leaves me about 600 calories for dinner, which i usually blow on some kind of meat and rice, or a frozen dinner if i'm broke.
The key to not getting hungry is lots of water drinking. It's actually pretty easy. I started at 310 pounds on this a few months ago and im down to 250ish
>>29145645
thank you robot you are doing gods work
>>29143412
>us fembots
Tranny fuck off
>>29145818
Are you serious you should be eating that little calories at that weight?
>>29145621
you guys gotta make up your minds. are women uninteresting and only good for sex (hence not friend worthy), or are men good people who truly want to befriend women with no ulterior motive?
>>29145859
>Are you serious you should be eating that little calories at that weight?
I was told not to, and that i should be trying to push for 1600 instead, but it's actually not that hard with the right supplements and lots of water.
The results are worth it so far. I might try to push it down to 1K once im at 230.
>>29145728
See >>29145511Original
Originalblox
>>29145895
>doesn't know what lurking/damage control is
>using blox
Is this bait or are newfags really this disconnected?
>>29145818
taking public transit instead of driving also helps
where the hell are my fellow trainposters?
>>29146034
>there's something supporting my "boys only club argument" I swear! It exists! Y-you just haven't lurked!
This is hilarious. Keep weaseling.
I just wanted make up advice.
Why do bullies want to bother us.
>>29146256
>I just wanted make up advice.
>>>/cgl/
>>>/adv/
>>>/mlp/
>>>/anywhere but the board full of warlocks/
>Why do bullies want to bother us.
because you are fucking stupid, its like going to an math club and talk about how you like to suck dick
god damn newfags don't lurk, don't don't assimilate board culture, and CAN'T EVEN READ THE FUCKING RULES
>>29146597
Holy shit your phone is cancer incarnate
>>29146597
>its like going to an math club and talk about how you like to suck dick
>nerds like math
>nerds don't sex
>woman can't math
>woman only talk about themselfs and sex
>woman pretend to be nerds, but they can never be one
exelent example
>>29146597
>muh newfags
>muh board culture
>haha guise do I fit in yet?
Those two are dead giveaways of the average newf/a/g. You thinking fembots come here to post because they aren't already aware of how bitter the sentiments are on women here is the most telling of them all, though. Spare yourself further embarrassment and lurk more, goddamn
>>29146654
Isn't mine, i kow i'm awesome but not all of it is OC
>>29146779
>muh newfags
wtf you even implying? that those are just shitposters?
>muh board culture
wtf are you even implying? that there is board culture?
>i fit in yet?
wtf this in not even how it
>/a/
This gotta be bait, one cannot be so biggoted and ignorante, this gotta be bait
plz man give me some hope cut it out and say you are baiting
>>29146256
>I just wanted make up advice.
>From the board full of male virgins
Did this actually sound like a good idea to you? You must be a retard.
>>29146906
>all these newfag questions
Aaaaand confirmed. Did I hit too close to home? You call everyone else new but you're literally the newest of new around. Fuck off, I'm not going to spoonfeed you.
>>29144819
>Best weightless program out there:
NASA
How do I get a qt bf if I'm ugly as sin?
>>29147036
How ugly are we talking? Do you have deformities? Scars?
>>29147036
Accept the lord and savior Jesus Christ.
>>29147070
I am 2/10. Every feature on my face looks all screwed up
>>29147150
What kinds of things do you want out of your bf? What kinds of guys do you like?
>>29147036
if you have a vagina literally just be urself, tehy will come to you
remember you don't deserve an attractive one so don't complain about horse given and see teh pics above you worthless cunt
>>29147070
don't feed the parasite, redditor
fuck off to >>>/soc/ both of you, your shitty topics belong in there not here
My advice is to ignore any advice you get on this board.
>>29146597
>can't assimilate
>tfw you realize that women are the Syrian refugees of /r9k/
>not even useful though since their version of sexual emergencies is just creating attention whoring threads
>>29147036
Are you smart or talented? What matters is how high quality you are, looks are just the easiest way a power job works too.
>>29147492
Men don't really care about a woman's career.
>>29147192
Can fix things
Has hobbies
Likes me
Body doesn't matter mostly
qt face though
>>29147492
But even ugly guys laugh at me
>>29147513
They do if it's actually impressive, show them a woman who's a doctor, lawyer, or CEO and they'll be interested.
Most women are in creative things, nursing, teaching, or social work. I meant an actually impressive career.
>>29147563
>But even ugly guys laugh at me
That's probably in your head for the most part tbqh.
And you ignored the question.
>>29147563
Tbh ugly guys tend to internalize a lot of hate and end up having stupidly high beauty standards that perpetuate their loneliness. Look for a slightly below average guy who has a decent personality.
>>29146779
>>29146597
trains are certainly part of board culture, and trainposting should be encouraged
>>29147697
You are doing god's work anon
Stay gold
>>29147780
thank you
please feel free to join me in trainposting any time
>>29147591
literally the only one of those men give a shit about is if you're a ceo and thats just if hes a gold digger. men just care about your body and personality
>>29147563
You probably think any guy below a 7/10 is ugly, get out
>>29147623
Maybe not talented, but I am doing very well at college and did at high school too
>>29147684
I like below average guys. They don't like me
>>29147904
Doubtful. Other females have told me my standards are low
>>29147958
Pls Post face
You're making me curious with what we are working with.
You'll only get roasted if you are actually attractive and saying you're ugly
>>29147958
I am a below average guy that would be interested in you even if you were a 0/10 cow if you put with, and support+engage in weeaboo conversation/watching shit for the majority of the conversation.
>>29147958
I would date you if you lived in the uk, heck even online friendssorry I sound lame
>>29147563
>qt face though
you are a 2/10 and expect someone with a qt face?
>>29148063
I wouldn't risked being ridiculed online as well as at school and in public
>>29148079
I haven't ever watched anime so I couldn't engage. What do you suggest?
>>29148188
I visit the UK often.You could leave contact if you like
>>29148264
I have been told I have low standards
>>29143317
Weightloss protip: Try to just improve every day. Yesterday you did 40 situps? Do 45 today. Yesterday you had a piece of cake? No cake today. Go eat a nice piece of fish. Also, try to replace fatty meats with lean meats or fish. Try to cut out sugar. Try to go to the gym more often. Any progress is great.
Fashion protip: dyed hair is out. Makeup is out. Go natural! Take care of your skin and you'll be beautiful. Modesty is also in. During these warm months, I like to wear cool full length dresses. It'll also keep you from getting sunburnt which is nice. Also, yeah, don't forget sunscreen if you go out.
I hope you do everything in your power to make your day great! :)
>>29148322
>I visit the UK often.
Are you rich, fembot?
>>29148366
>Fashion protip: dyed hair is out. Makeup is out. Go natural
lol what, I see more women with stupid hair colors than ever before. They're all caked in makeup and fake tan too.
>>29148322
do you enjoy Britain's excellent rail transit systems?
>>29148322
>I have been told I have low standards
as a 2/10 you shouldn't have any standart to how one looks
>>29148322
>I visit the UK often. You could leave contact if you like
Where do you live normally?
tits or gtfo
REEEE-EEEE-E-E-E-EEEEE
>>29148322
Okay I can't guarantee we will like each other but I am happy to try[email protected]
>>29148399
My parents are. I'm made to visit family there
>>29148414
No sorry ;___;
>>29148436
I'm not too far. Netherlands.
>>29148459
I've seen female posters use "malebot" unironically, as if they're trying to subtly habituate us to the fembot meme.
>>29148459
mooooooooom i posted it againoriginal mascarpone
>>29148496
>I'm not too far. Netherlands.
can you come visit me and have sex w me?
>>29148504
any one who does that should be called out immediately , also need to clamp down on the use of fembot to which encourages more females to gather to the board
>>29147871
You have shit taste in men then. There's plenty of guys who want a woman they can actually respect.
NORMIES
R
GET
E
OUT
EEEEEEEEE
>>29148496
then please leave, roastie
this is a train thread
>>29148888
>these quads wasted on an autistic drawing
I hate youchecked 'em
>>29148906
can you start trainposting in every femanon thread please, if you help clean up r9k your be my most fav trip 5eva
>>29149029
What's with all those /fembot/ threads here, are they trying to create safe place?
on 4chan?
Or is it just roleplaying basement dwellers?
>>29149219
sliding this thread with Spidey
>>29149219
some threads posted a week ago ( and prob a few this week) have said it might be people from various subreddits, looking to basically change this board and cure us of mysoggyknees by making females a staple and accepted in board culture
to be honest I think the female threads are a bit of both
>>29149319
This will be cured with merciless shitposting
>>29148417
>>29148264
It's funny robots come up with all this crap about women yet are genuinely dumbfounded and appalled when a women comes along and does behave according to their memery. If women actually behaved like they say normally you'd think they wouldn't even raise an eyebrow.
When are the bitter obese shutins going to admit they're full of shit?
>>29148888
To me this seems to indicate that it is also the beta male(s) fault for this "cycle".
If beta males weren't so thirsty then we wouldn't have to worry about women in any community because even if they try their hardest to get some orbiters their efforts would just fail miserably/hilariously.
>>29149333
Question to fembots: how could I ever stop Spideyposting?
>>29149333
please save the robots, spidey
also nice trips
>>29149362
Thanks mate, keep on NEETing
>>29149379
Why all the hate towards robots, they did nothing wrong!
>>29149398
Suddenly, more Spidey!
>>29149417
Remember robots, always go behind women so she can blow up in case of minefield
>>29149434
Do not trust roasties trying to cheat you out of your hard earned NEETBux and standard monies.
>>29149458
I shall derail all fembot threads if I must, link them fellow anons
I'm pretty sure OP said travis
>>29149465
I am already ripped thanks to being bit by radioactive spider, but it would not be wise to ignore such kind Alien
Ayyyy lmao
>>29149514
Travis is better than spidey
>>29147036
I will be your bf anon.
I'm not that qt though
>>29143317
That ain't real, is it?
>>29149514
Travis really really turns me on
>>29149514
If you ever feel like you want to fuck anything, just order a hooker
Advice sponsored by friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man
>>29149465
AYY LMAO
I will be swole one day
>>29149561
>>29149541
>>29149556
Off the charts I tell you! And I have degree in science!
>>29149561
>being le spidey poster
>not epic Travis poster
>faggot
>>29149580
I'm going for a smoke, brb
