ITT We act like middle aged facebook moms until someone hits trips or quads and then we act like middle aged facebook dads
I'll start with a picture
>>29143269
Have you guys seen this new image? I don't know why, but I really really like this image, and I'm sure it will never get old.
>>29143269
>a middle aged mom will never breast feed you while giving you a hand job
>she will never call you her little boy and let you call her mommy
>she will never cuddle you after you cum all teary eyed into her hand
Look at this funny frog I found anon! Look how smug he is, isn't it funny
>>29143269
Good morning everyone. Enjoy your day!
Mondays, am I right guys?!?!?!
>>29143417
OMG Karen! I agree!
Can't wait to see you Sunday!
xx
Hahah look at this silly little cat haha hes cute
>>29143352
OMG Sharon, so naughty LOL!! Have u had a glass of wine already? Hope kids and hubby are doing well, have to catch up soon x
Niggers tongue my anus...in a sensible family SUV
>>29143442
Don't forget about me girls! Let's go to the spa next week!!
>>29143466
OMG You can't use the word nigger that's so rude and racist shame on you! :(
>>29143474
Sounds like HEAVEN!! Look forward to seeing you girlies, its been too long!
So me xD
>>29143442
Oh god.... this thread is killing me..... It's too real.....
Seriously. Why won't my son leave his room?
I think it's about time he found a job. And it wouldn't hurt if he brought home a girlfriend.
You guys...my son is at it again :( He always seems to be locked away in his room. He won't even let me walk in it. Is he hiding drugs?! It has been smelling kind of off recently...is that how drugs are supposed to smell just "off"? He gets so defensive when I ask him how the job hunting is going too. It's like he thinks I'm attacking him or something!
>>29143555
Trips
Go dads
Jimmy
How do i type mia kahlifa intobthe google thingy?
Can you come down from your room?
>>29143556
You're lucky then, my son's never even home and is always with some dirtbag friends. Kid's got no future if he keeps acting like that.
i'm going to kill myself my son is too much of a failure and my husband keeps fucking the neighbor
all he keeps doing is asking for "tendies" for his "tummy" and acting like he regressed to when he was 5. i can't take it anymore.
Just finished building this bad boy, now time for a cold one ;)
Hope it doesn't rain before i can put the second coat of preserver on it!
Son, I found your computer images. Come down stairs.
"l'll kill myself within an hour if you don't deliver my fucking tendies" Hahaha my son is always funny even if he's unemployed.
>>29143673
Pssst, we switched to dads
Hey stacy how's your mother? You look so beautiful in this picture. Come babysit the kids next week ;)
>>29143687
Omg cant believe i forgot the picture, bloody facebook lol.
This is a picture of me and my boys back in '96, hope to get back in touch with them and their wonderful mother sometime soon. I miss them.
>>29143698
Why are you trying to imply that two men cant get married and have kids? I KNEW you were homophobic when you didnt change your profile pic to that rainbow filter....you should be ashamed of yourself
>>29143716
I always struggled with this Facebook thing
>>29143555
/thread
Bringing back the robot was a mistake
if Hillery gets elected i'm strapin my AR everywhere i go to scare those pussy liberals my wife dosent like it but she can't take away my 2nd amendment semper fi ooraa
Obummer, amiright?
>>29143442
>>29143687
Most accurate in thread award
>>29143764
Obummer more like Obama been bombin' am I right?
Semper fidelis
can we change the thread to acting like teengage/young adults?
pic related
>>29143767
Both of those were me, I've finally found my calling
I don't get kids these days, they're always on their phone, they never talk to each other, there's no socializing even with all these "social networks". Back in my day as soon as I turned 14 I started working at my dad's shop to save up for a car. As soon as I turned 17 and got one, me and my friends would go swimming every weekend. Meet some girls, make more friends and it would be great. Nowadays I'd be lucky if my 19 year old even know what a hammer is.
I DO NOT PLAY GAMES SO DON'T SEND NO GAMES
>>29143843
my boy won't stop jacking it on the Xbox he wont go fishing like he used to man that things changed him, and the games he plays are absured "assassins creek" "call a dooty" and other devilish games. if hes on that damned gaming system for one more hour im puttin my foot down and chucking it out the window.
>>29143843
Back in my days youngsters like these would been drafted to nam and army would make men out them.
>>29143739
Lisa I thought your father prohibited your computer use. Don't worry I'm meeting up with him later and advice him to have a talk with you.
They say you're only as old as you fell. Here, touch my arm, how old do I feel?
>>29143831
What stupid pictures are you looking up son?
Watch your language and act like an adult, I don't want to give you the talk again!
>>29143831
Vote for this after next trips or quads
>>29143892
hey dad, you gonna make it to my football game this friday? maby you can take the night off we are facing alen the best football team in Texas i-iwant you to be there can you come?
>>29143923
Of course son. I'd never miss one of your games, I'm proud of you.
Hey son, I just watched a show about beavers. It was the best dam program I've ever seen
>>29143950
Shut up dad im masturbating to boku no piku on my kindle fire
>>29143950
Yeah, the mrs. Is on a fruit only diet. It's enough to make a mango crazy!
>>29143950
Dad i told you not to write on Facebook. you're embarrassing me.
Debra I just found this hilarious! Btw, how's timmys new school going?
>>29143982
I thought you didn't have any friends for me to embarrass
>>29143978
Here's a funny: can February March? No, but April may!
>>29143950
*dad laugh* speaken of animals im going hunting on saterday hunten ducks and deers taken my boy with me its his first time wish us luck!
>>29143995
Why can't you have a nose that's twelve inches long? Cause then it would be a foot!
>>29144001
Forget about ducks and deers, Jim, hunt some coons
>>29144001
Dad, i hate you. How you can hurt animals? They did nothing wrong? Stop being such a caveman - 60's are over.
>>29143716
>>29143741
What the hell anon, this wasn't supposed to be a feel thread...
>>29143969
Son, I never had many girlfriends, and wasn't getting any "action" before I met your mother. But I sure as heck know what a lady repellent is, and your chinese cartoons are surely not helping finding you a girlfirend. You better start growing out of it son.
>>29144017
Why do bees hum? Because they don't know the words!
UGH just but too much sugar in my tea im going to be up all nigh!
>>29143984
Get back in the kitchen and stop posting memes, sharon
>>29143714
That's a nice cuck shed my man! Let's drink beer there while our wives are having a girls night out!
stop it, one can only take so much cringe
Here's one song to remember youth times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4irXQhgMqg
>>29144036
There japanese dad shut up and leave me alone im about to blow
Btw I need a new body pillow mine is getting crusty
>>29144041
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on its own? It was two tired!
>>29144019
And that son is why you still live in your mother's basement.
>>29144019
YOU WHAT SON! i thought i took away your computer and your little hand computer expect a beatin' when i'm home and we are hunting to decreass the overwhelmin deer population ever since wolfs became endangered so we are doing a favor!
>>29144069
You dont understand me. I'm indie developer, that means i create games for money. I just need one idea and ill leave basement. How can you be such ignorant?
Thank god were getting rid of that muslim in office! We need a real American to be president!! I know who I'm voting for!
>>29144067
Son: alright dad I'll call you later
Me: don't call me later call me dad!
>>29144066
Refrain from talking to me like that. This keeps going on kick you out when you are 18. See how your japanese cartoons are helping you.
You'd wish you spent more time learning at least about japanese cars.
>>29144099
I dont get this new facebook thing. Jimmy was a mistake
>>29144066
In my days we called them gooks. And what the hell is a body pillow?
>>29144063
the memories, got drafted into nam as a pilot when i was 18, played this shit as we hovered over gooks those boys were shootin em up haha USA USA
>>29143698
>>29143739
no one can accept my love this is why i am killing myself
>>29144091
Son you're 29. Your sister's 23 and lives alone and she's independent as opposed to you career.
>>29143950
Hahaha good one neighbor {]';.. *beardd smilyface*
bye the way bring some xtra beear for bbq 2day and keep ita secret from the honeyzz *winkface*
>>29144063
LOL! my grandma called it "devil music" and through away my copy of it, still listened to it with Brenda and Lauren at my boyfriends house good times!
>>29143466
Are you okay Linda? You sound off today. Hoping for the best xoxo
>>29144116
Oh the good old days of Ronnie Reagan! I got my job with IBEW back then. Hopefully Trump brings those days back again!!!
My son made this image, I don't know who the girl is from but she's got some big boobs LOL!!! I'm just glad he's interested in politics though, good to see young people care
>>29144114
Japanese people don't have cars, asains can't drive, dad
>>29144161
OMG, you always like that. Lisa did this, Lisa did that... its not my fault that i dropped from college.
[Daughter Tagged]
Miss you so much!! xx hugs sent
>>29143352
>8 different cancerous watermarks
Perfect tbqh
>seeing all these old tough dads with southern accents
>implying there are no beta nu male cuck dads
the dads you guys are talking about are the ones you grew up with
just took my wife's son out for his birthday party! we're having such a good time!
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>>29144217
OK son let's try this. I'll help you with your indie thingamabob and try to make it work. Now if it doesn't work out. You're moving out.
>>29143763
Thankings you for cervix
1 like=1 prayer
>>29144233
Leave me alone dad I'm busy cucking my white husband with a negro who's gonna leave me once I'm pregnant with his vanilla chocolate child, because he's using his welfare money on weed and snoop dog albums instead of condoms
>>29144248
[son tagged] and I having a great time today! [wife tag] said she'd be home late, she works so hard with her coworker Jamal! Good for her!
>>29143269
A good thread turned into some RP bullshit.
>>29144288
good to see that little deshawn is going end up such a nice person like you John
>>29144288
Dad you got cucked
>>29144248
Middle aged dads. Not 25 year old dads.
>>29144262
>people actually posted this unironically
>>29144105
I hate jokes about German sausages. They're the wurst!
love this, haha
>>29144329
My pop fought in WWII and kicked kraut butts. they dont make good quality like they used to. my dodge needs oil change every thousant miles but id anything for my martha.
>>29143555
Trips... dad mode.
*insert just for laughs gags prank video here.*
Bob updated his profile picture
God bless them for being simple. It will be an ugly and horrible world if everybody acts like this place
>>29144493
It's already happening though.
