..Or what is the best advice you've ever received.
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>>29143131
"Neck yourself you cunt"
Best advice I was given desu
"One day your autism, NEET sensibilities, and shit """humor""" will land you a dream job making comedy and the rest of us will be proven fools for working full time "real" jobs and fitting in with society"
A friend actually said something like this to me and it's great because it's right on the line between shitposting and a genuinely nice sentiment.
>>29143131
Don't worry about what normalfags think, they'll forget about you in the same hour
Really gets me through when I can't do something
>>29143131
Almost everything you do today won't have any relevance to you 6 months from now so there's no point in stressing over things
Everything you do today won't matter in the when you die so there's really no point in caring about or investing emotions into anything.>tfw best advice you've ever heard is edgy, generic fedora tier bullshit
At least it's still true I suppose. Now if only I could follow the advice better and stop caring about things then life would be simpler
>>29143405
I follow the same ideas, man, and out of any time I've talked with girls they've seemed genuinely interested in my 3dgy "philosophy". Don't even sweat thinking that way.
>>29143131
"When you fail. You're the only person left to blame. Own up to your failures and get better then try again. If you fail twice then you didn't try hard enough, simple as that, you're just undedicated and lazy."
Cumming inside vagina for the first time without a condom
Best experience: Tie between my first kiss and trying XTC with friends for the first time
Best advice: There is no reason to try and gain the respect of people who don't respect you to begin with, and the easiest way to anger a person is to ignore them.
Nothing will ever turn out the way it is in your head.
"Productiveness" and "laziness" are bullshit scams invented by capitalists to keep you in line and working. Relish the short time you have on this Earth and follow your dreams. Sounds sappy but it's true.
>>29143601
Also this. The best way to stay stagnant and never improve is to blame someone else. When you fail you should always look for what you did wrong, no matter how much of your fault it really is. Because you cannot control what other people do. You can only control what you do.
But then you can't punish yourself. It seems like the next logical step to punish yourself for your failures, but it is actually very selfish and detrimental. You are obsessing over yourself. The true challenge is to dust yourself off, have no shame, and tell yourself "I will try harder tomorrow".
getting rimmed by a chinese prostitute that a korean company bought me on a business trip to beijing
Oh I have one more
Don't act like an expert about anything unless you 100% know it like the back of your hand. It seems counter-intuitive but the more unassuming you appear, the more intellectual you appear. Arrogant smarty-pants types are the ones who waste time starting debates that they always lose and have no persuasive power.
