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Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?
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yeah im not going to a single one of those
fuck you nerd
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>>29142832
Woah haha soon deep dude! Fuck society!

Hey have you seen fight club?
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>>29142832
Plenty of alternate lifestyles exist. If you want something different, go
for it.
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>>29142907
yeah I'll cop that
good films regardless of their faux-deepness tho
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>>29142832
>implying people have a choice
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>>29142832

The truth is that I'm a bad person. But, that's gonna change -- I'm going to chage. This is the last of that sort of thing. Now I'm cleaning up and I'm moving on, going straight and choosing life. I'm looking forward to it already. I'm gonna be just like you.The job, the family, the fucking big television. The washing machine, the car, the compact disc and electric tin opener, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortgage, starter home, leisure wear, luggage, three piece suite, DIY, game shows, junk food, children, walks in the park, nine to five, good at golf, washing the car, choice of sweaters, family Christmas, indexed pension, tax exemption clearing gutters, getting by, looking ahead, the day you die.
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>>29142832
>>29142975
i used to think this was a good movie when i watched it really early in my teens but now that i think about it it seems like it's stupid anti-drug propaganda to get you back in the hamster wheel
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Nah fuck all of that because none of it will last
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mfw i fell for the heroin meme and was addicted for a few years
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>>29143087
It does in heaven
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>>29142832
>implying me not having a wife and kids is my choice
I'd love to not work, but I also love to eat and play video games. And sleep in doors. And have a car as well, cars are comfy.
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>>29143121
I've been thinking about trying it for a while but a lot of people I've known from childhood have died because of it. What exactly happens on the heroin ride anon?
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>>29142907
>anything against the mainstream opinion is edgy
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>>29142832
Trainspotting, right? I had a poster with this monologue on it.
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>>29143228
The mainstream opinion has kind of become the late-90's punk position espoused in the OP.

Honestly, for some people the get married-9 to 5-two and a half kids thing is just fine and all they need to be happy.
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>>29143196
most start out with pills. the first 6 or so months are fun because opiates feels amazing and you have enough money to support getting high. you don't get immediately addicted, it's gradual. it's basically like smoking weed at first, except 100x better, and you wonder why anyone actually gets addicted to this stuff, that's not going to happen to you.

then slowly you start noticing you crave the stuff more and more, once every 2 weeks goes to once every week then goes to once every 3 days, etc. eventually you need more and more on top of doing it more frequently to get high, then one day you wake up, feel like shit, you literally need the stuff to function and feel normal. once that happens you're fucked. the money runs out, you lose your job because every day you're withdrawling and can't function, and then you start doing anything you can to get money just to buy stuff and feel normal.

its pretty much the best euphoria you can get, but it's not worth it
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>>29142832
Translation
>"I completely missed the point of the film I am badly misquoting"
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>>29143345
Heroin sounds like a girlfriend to be honest senpai. How badly has heroin affected you?
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The "don't do drugs" mantra fucked up my life.
I wish I chose heroin over masturbation (which is so healthy).
I would get all the compassion of a poor heroin addict that turned his life around and attends church and has a happy family.
With masturbation you build a persona that is not redeemable. My whole neighborhood knows about my excessive masturbation habits, my fetish for little girl, zoo porn and scat. You never recover your persona from being a porn addict and you get no sympathy because the degeneracy is so connected with your image.
I wish I had heroin around me when I was 13.
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>>29143428
i'm fine now but it pretty much ruined 4-5 years of my life

opiates are more like a girlfriend and the best anti-depressive medication rolled into one. when you're high you feel so good that you don't care about the disaster your life has become. you can be sleeping on a piss stained stinking mattress with shit in your pants and you would be completely fine with it
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>>29143429
What the fuck anon how'd they find that all out?
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>>29143345
When I was a kid my dad, a doctor, told me to ask him anything about drugs, women, or gambling. When I was 14 one of the cool kids (he was 17!) was talking about how good heroin felt.
I asked dad.
He took me to a detox ward for junkies and let me talk to them, see the ones in treatment, etc.
Yeah.
After that? I never even smoked weed.
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>>29143462
>you can be sleeping on a piss stained stinking mattress with shit in your pants and you would be completely fine with it
jokes on you anon, I don't need opiates for that
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>>29143462
>opiates are more like a girlfriend and the best anti-depressive medication rolled into one.

Sounds comfy would try, can't though because opiates are not that easy to get in the NETHERLANDS. And not that Easy I mean not extremely easy.

>>29143345
7/10 story wouldn't read again but would say read again to show my appreciation.
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>>29143468
By dehumanizing you and breaking laws because a degenerate like me doesn't have rights and "we need to protect ourselves from the pedophile"
I don't want to give specifics but they hacked one of my accounts lets say
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>>29143395
OP here, mostly just wanted to see if this quote would generate any discussion

Not my personal philosophy but I thought some robots would be sympathetic to it
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