How does he manage to pull it off?
Does the reviewer know no bounds?
>>29142791
>shirts 3.79
>spends more on his food than he does on his suits
A top lad and a true reviewer
>no belt
>tie tucked into pants
>ill fitting suit
come on nigga step your shit up. get that shit tailored at least
>>29142791
damn that's a nice suit
wish the reviewer would give me fashion tips
What a spergy fag
really, might as well be wearing a buddhist robe with how much of a special snowflake he wants to be
>>29142791
Who is this guy? I keep seeing him around here but I usually hide the threads since I thought it's like that Rose shit or something.
>>29142964
The mystic
>>29143036
Vorw show 123 when?
>>29142958
i'm sure if he was a chad or whatever the fuck you wouldn't bat an eye
but oh no some kid wants to dress for success so therefore he must be spergy aa bb cc REE
sterilize yourself
>>29142958
say that to his face not online see what happens
>>29143264
tee bee eich he could at least find a suit that isn't too big for him
>>29143272
I have a feeling he's used to it, but I wouldn't say it to his face anyway
>>29143264
he doesn't dress for success if he is a homestuck autist though, is he. He's just pretending to be a grown up since he is demonstrably not one
>>29142791
If he grew a beard got a tat on his neck and his trousers were not the same fabric as his Jacket he would be wearing the current fashion
also ditched the shoes
>>29143348
>WHY IS HE WEARING WHAT HE WANTS TO WEAR!? WHY ISN'T HE WEARING WHAT I WANT HIM TO WEAR!?
Is your mom still dressing you?
He looks like a guy in some mafia who has let the power go to his head and become a little too whack happy
>>29143416
He shops at goodwill for business attire that he wears around his parents foyer. That is sad.
You can still like him, but he's a pathetic person
>>29143493
>LOL HE SHOPS AT GOODWILL! XD
So your mom dresses you AND you're a normie.
>>29143558
it's relevant because he has no job unless you count his DSP tries it spin off, which I am sure you do
>>29142791
he looks like an (even more) autistic Peewee Herman
>>29142839
love this guy, but yeah, put on a fucking belt.
>>29143577
>WOW HE DOESN'T HAVE A JOB
Your mom dresses you, you're a normie, and you're not a NEET. What are you doing here friendo? Isn't /soc/ more your speed?
absolutely fucking based
D-damn...
R9K BTFO
So I see this guy a lot but I don't really follow YouTube/facebook memes
Is he being ironic or legitimately reviewing shit like Mt Dew.
Both answers are hilarious. This guy seems dank
>>29142791
Surely the whole old suit, slicked back hair look is a persona for his reviews
right?
>>29143643
hes an autistic neet with an equally autistic father and an enabling mother.
>>29143602
I do not see how you think you get to judge him positively but rebuke those who say he's an autistic tryhard failure.
>>29143272
That is one comfy cat
>>29142839
Fuck you dude his look is unique
Who wants another dude in some ordinary tailored to fit suit when you have his very special Food Reviewer look?
>>29143655
I can 100% get on board with this
>>29143704
unique isn't always good.
>>29143732
I literally said it gives him a special look
It doesn't mean that's the same thing as a broken fork. Honestly half of reviewer guys charm is the way he dresses since it's so peculiar.
>>29142791
He is basically the american version of Thoughty2
Reviewer
>reviews mostly junk food
>cringy
>wears a suit and tons of gel
Thoughty2
>shares random interesting facts and information
>smooth and charismatic
>wears a suit and tons of gel
>>29142791
He needs a tailor and better shoes
>>29143272
That review cheered me up.
The cat added a nice twist.
Unless the twist of Kiwi that was advertised on the can, which was just a simple kiwi flavour.
>>29143803
Don't be foolish he's much better. That other guy isn't a robot. Review Brah is one of us, he is a robot celebrity. He is my idol.
>>29143803
Thoughty2 is a god
>>29143658
Whatever you say normie. I bet you're one of the fags that have """anxiety""" and come on here and cry when your mom won't let you smoke weed.
>>29142791
He gets his suits fitted and wears the genuine handmade article like they used to. His facial features were sculpted in conditions of excessive testosterone and a complete absence of cortisol. His brows are thick, his complexion exudes an aura of valor, his gaze is piercing with eyes like that of a phoenix, deeply intelligent yet profoundly troubled, dangerous and sadistic.
He is in a completely different ballpark from the more awkward "fedoras" that were a thing a few years ago, I don't think he is even aware of this meme. His videos are just a side hustle, a bit of a giggle, nothing to be taken too seriously. He doesn't really care about all the haters going "herp derp nerd", he doesn't review food for people who don't get pussy.
The main purpose of all this is "fundamental research". You see he came of age (by his standards) shortly after the subprime mortgage crisis and up until early 2015 certain sectors of the stock market have been in an almost uninterrupted bull market and while tech and biotech have been oversaturated, the service sector has been overlooked, notably restaurants, something he had a strong interest in to begin with. It was a perfect storm but by no means is his success entirely due to luck, based on what I heard on the deepweb insider trading forums he learned to code from scratch just to dabble in algorithmic trading, he learned standard Chinese in order to better conduct market research and has already finished his CFA at a relatively young age. Lately he has been involved with oil and other plays and founded a legitimate asset management firm, but this is all private and he keeps it separate from his hobbies (and his sketchy past).
>>29143862
>keeps fishing for details, reee
you've got the world by the balls, friend
>>29143840
No true robot would reveal himself to the public in a large scale
>>29143855
Heyyy, foughty2 here!
>>29142839
I agree with the first two but that ain't an ill fitting suit. He's dressing like men did in the 50s, and back then baggy suits were the thing.
>>29143622
YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF LIVING IN A
Isn't he like 22 now? When is he going to go through puberty?
>>29143863
This.
We need to ironically make this guy into a god
He's 6'4"
He cannot be a robot
>>29142791
by constantly pandering to you /reddit9k/ faggots
>le tendies normieeees *nods to the secret club*
>>29145110
SHOTGUN SHACK
This guy actually seems pretty based tbqh.
Is he intentionally going for a bit of a transatlantic accent? (I'm not american so it's hard for me to tell, but it sounds a bit like it)
