The only way for you to become a ladies man, with a chance of happiness, is to go gay and work your way up.
>Boys
>Traps
>Futas
>Girls
We all start at the bottom.
I'd do anything for a trap bf...
>>29142243
You've gotta work it. Fuck your way up the ladder. No girl wants you now, you need to learn from somebody. You need to work your way up the ladder, it will be good when you have the girl of your dreams in ten years. It's not even so bad. Look at it, it is almost like straight sex. You could get into this.
>gay
>no one wants me regardless
I want this meme stop ;_;
>>29142243
what if you're gay though?
>inb4 homophobia
>>29142243
No, that would just make me a faggot.
Also traps are harder to date than girls because they have higher standards.
I'd date a trap if I had the chance to.
>>29142292
>TFW japanese bf evolves into a futa for you
It's just like pokemanz dude!
>>29142321
Well just fuck your way DOWN the ladder! Be the gay best friend who fucks Stacy.
>>29142334
Holy shit senpai it actually is. But the final evolution kind of sucks desu.
>gay man
>trap
>shemale
>old gay man with tits
>>29142310
Then you have to fuck girls.
You need to fuck the gender you don't feel for, that makes it easier on the nerves. Then, move up a bit, to shemales. A little bit more nervewracking, because it is kind of a guy. Then master that. Then you're ready for your exam, getting an actual bf.
But everyone starts at rockbottom, min familie.
>>29142369
>find and have sex with a shemale
This is harder than sleeping with a man or woman or trap senpai. This is the final level.
>>29142331
They are hard to date for you, because you've not earned your fag badge yet. You can't train pokemanz that high level yet.
>>29142369
what about us biscum though
>>29142382
Even though you're a shitposter I kind of like you. This is creative shitposting, good work anon.
>>29142387
Fuck girls when you wanna fuck boys, then fuck boys when you want to fuck girls.
The less of a fuck you give, the more of a fuck you get.yes, pic is a boy
>>29142403
>pic is a man
PROVE IT FAGGOT.
>>29142442
bottom left corner
>>29142369
I started out with a 15 years older, deeply closeted, feminine fat guy and moved on to a semi homeless slut with shitty tattoos and even worse taste in music and film. Both decided they could do better. Might as well open my wrists senpai.
GET IN THE FUCKING OVEN
>>29142471
Not good enough, you must have the same ladyboy with her dick out, right? Don't tell me you save pics of ladyboys without also saving any pics of ladyboys with their docks out. Do you? Holy shit anon, you're adorable.
Fucking faggot pretending men are women instead of fapping to the dick like a normal guy would.
>>29142243
>at the bottom
I see what you did there
>>29142243
The real bottom is ethnic girls. Find the asian with the biggest face and the worst accent and netflix her. Netflix her with moderate force, because she will squeak like a fucking mouse.
>>29142478
Wew lad, you should have moved your way up the ladder more progressively. Also, you skipped the shemale stage, holy shit dude, you fucked up real bad. I bet you could get a shemale with a house and better taste is music and film. Then you could get a normie girl.
However, I wouldn't advice that. I'd do some better looking guys, then move up to decent looking shemales, perhaps even some asian shemales. Then get a good decent looking girlfriend and live the good life of nuclear family.
That is the path of happiness. If you want to find the special someone you need to weed through all the assholes and dicks first.
> well, better start at the bottom
> have sex with fat ugly old men
> never move up the ladder
>>29142575
You know what you can get paid for that? Right?
I mean, that is seriously not a problem.
>>29142243
this is true, it's why the most world-renowned restaurants make you eat a plate of doo doo first
>>29142609
They do, its called starters.
Indian resturants give you nan bread with dip.
Japanese resturants give you tofu soup.
Western ones give you white bread with butter.
You have to earn it.
Go gay first, then work your way up.
>>29142654
that's right, but those are low end restaurants. you start with mildly bad starters and go up to mildly good entrees. if the restaurant has VERY good food, they start you off with stuff like a plate of doo doo or you have to suck the waiter's unwashed dick or something
>>29142599
I am very interested to hear how much. Also, how do you market yourself? And what proportion of the work is vanilla gay sex?
>>29142705
Well, we're robots. Most robots aren't world-renowned restaurants. They're more of the low end types. You have to take the tofu soup first, then some nigiri, but rest assured, this heuristic is the one safe way to ensure a good maki at the end.
Go gay, go shemale, then you have the might to get a gf.
But don't take my word for it, go out and try get a gf with your current low level. Just go to your nearest mall, I bet you can't even approach.
>>29142767
wait, i'm saying that to get the best things, you have to start with the worst. to get the best food, they first feed you doo doo. if we're just going after shitty females we shouldn't have to start all the way at the bottom with gay. gay is eating the doo doo. we should start by fucking animals or something.
>>29142748
This is what you're looking for:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQensCD7xcE
Look at them! They took the gaytrain and rode it so hard they have wives and children!
Heroes of the nation!
ONE OF US!
ONE OF US!
>>29142442
I won't, but rest assured, it is a boy. Its just a very pretty boy^^
>tfw no robot bro to practice having sex with so we'll both be good at it when we move onto girls
>>29142822
This picture sums up the dynamic between /lgbt/ and /r9k/ perfectly.
Common guys, just go gay.
It's not so bad, it can be really good.
At least you get experience and sex.
It's better than nothing. You're suicidal bro. Just go gay.
>>29142243
What compels someone to urge a bunch of NEETs to go gay? Pls respond Op you're the most interesting shitposter I've seen in a while. Tell the truth. Are you just bored?
>>29142243
>tfw no Australian kyler-moss qt to lewd
>>29142976
Don't you get it?
I'm offering these people a way out.These people are locked in. Some are locked in because of the way they look, some are locked in because of how they think. Doing the same thing again and again is the problem. They need a radical change of feelings, actions and behaviour. Something fundamental at the smallest level, big things have small beginnings.
There is no telling what you could be capable of if you can unleash your full libido. Inspiration, motivation, direction and force enough to improve. Raise through the ranks and ultimately get a gf. But that is a long hard road, we're talking ten years of directed change in work-outs, relationships to people, attitudes and feelings. Going gay is the radical cognitive therapy robots need.
You need to feel the domination! The primal force of being a man! Best way to do this is to do some gay buttsex.
>>29143190
>tfw aussie
>tfw not qt
I am gay, shit head. Being gay is no better than being straight. (Unless you're a normie whore, then congratulations)
Kill yourself, my man
I tried but its really hard finding guys I'm attracted to. The one I did find turned me down, the other is straight twink, and another is too far away.
fml
>>29143330
Kek, where do you live? Niggerland?
Try sweeden you cuck.
>>29143322
Suuuuure, because you know so much about being straight? Right?
Sit your fag ass, that I own, down. Let bisex masterrace guide the robots through the valley of death.
>>29143377
Being gay is shit, famajam. Don't try to spin it as anything but degeneracy
If you want something resembling a monogamous relationship you'll stick with heterosexuality. And yes, I know how poor western women are when it comes to loyalty. They still blow gay men out of the water by a margin of several light years.
Also
>playing the sex angle
>Implying robots couldn't just fuck prostitutes if they wanted
Literally, absolutely kill yourself
>>29143322
Stupid faggot, you have no idea how hard it is to get sex from women. All you have to do is go on grindr unless you're a burn victim or some shit
>>29143444
Trips, wubba lubba dub dub.
If robots stick with heterosexuality they will stay single for the rest of their life. If they go gay they get sex and relationship. Then they can find a shemale. Then a gf and nuclear family at the end of the tunnel.
A robot is insane if he thinks he just can go straight up the ladder to gf. It's not about sex, it is about psychology, a robot doesn't have what it takes to even walk up and speak with a woman, or dealing with the fact of her cock carusel riding past, or deal with competition from better looking guys, leading her into the bedroom or a bunch of other issues they only can learn if they practise with someone who doesn't make them shiver like a nervous creep.
Robots must have gay sex, it is just something all robots must do. Get over yourself.
>>29143528
>Robots must have gay sex, it is just something all robots must do. Get over yourself.
Besides, it doesn't have to be all faggy and shit.You could be !!THE MAN!!, just fucking the lesser cute boy in a fit of masculine rage and passion, like a spartan warrior! You could get some young looking, hairless cute boy. I mean, have you seen what is out there? Just do yourself a favour, search UGO tbw (twink boys world).
You can make gay sex very least worst. I'd rather fuck a UGO than a fat ugly acne ridden woman.
I really want to be fucked, but most men just aren't that attractive.
>>29143656
what type of man do you find attractive?
>>29143656
hmmm I doubt that will lead to a nuclear family, but you just got to try.
>>29143628
>UGO tbw (twink boys world).
Mein neger!
>>29142310
>>gay
>>no one wants me regardless
I know these feels. It doesn't change anything if you're a robot.
>>29143771
YOU IDIOTS!
The entire point of going gay is to have the advantage of being straight.
This is what gets rid of the stupid behaviour, like shivering, stuttering and wierd fidgetting that women hate robots for.
YOU HAVE TO FUCK WOMEN!
We have tackled this issue twice in this thread!
>>29142369
>>29142342
>>29143377
>>29142498
no that's literally a man I've jacked it to this before
kys my man
>>29143864
>implying women are going to fuck robots or help them
>>29143946
They are gonna do it because you are gay, so you wont like it. It will fuck you up. Then it is worth it. Women just wanna see men burn.
>>29142243
gay people scream at the religious right we were born this way please give use rights.
Gay people now say it's a choice you can switch it on and off.
Are all gay people/Social justice types liars?
>>29144005
No, everything social justice warriors say is true and 100% fact based.
They are to be trusted.
>>29143998
I knew this was a troll thread but now you're not even trying.
>>29144005
what about lgbt?
this isn't the only thread on r9k encouraging robots to be gay
their have been an increasing number of these type of threads over the past few months
>>29142243
The actual path is
> 1. desperate fatties
> 2. shy chubbies
> 3. mentally ill chestlet womanlet
> 4. homely average
> 5. butterface
> 6. kinda hot
> 7. full thick titcow
stop there, beyond that is judaic mindwashing pursuit of the 6'0 anorexic blondes that are actually worse for procreating
>>29144266
Because they think a guy is easier to get then a girl. They frame girls in a masculine way, redpill crap.
The thing is: It's easier to get a girl then a guy, girls date only one partner at a time where else a guy could date multiple partners at the same time.
And it's mid-level shitposting. If you want the threads to go away, don't give them attention.
>>29142243
Someone explain the difference between traps and futas please?
