Hey bro, nice to see you again.
Have you been using the tips I gave you to pick up chicks? How did you do?
This is going to be the last time you taunt me.
all the friends I ever made were either spergs, manlets, or girls
this picture is a lie
>inb4 get out normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29140871
I tried being myself but I guess myself wasn't good enough.
>>29140871
I don't need girls. About your abs though...
>>29140926
Jesus what a depressing post
>>29140871
Someone actually tried to do something similar to this recently, I then got given something to read to help me, yes that is 150 pages
>>29140985
tao of badass is a scheme bro
I hope you got it for free at least
>>29141013
I did, he just sent it to me through an E-Mail,
I'm reading it out of curiosity, up to now it's been generalising people, saying that being masculine will attract femanine people, and vise versa. That and confidence is key.
It wasn't the chicks that I wanted, it was you all along Chad...
>>29140871
Not well man.
I don't get it bro, I tried your lines word for word... Maybe there is something wrong with my delivery?
Feel like there is something I'm missing.
Holy shit how can a guy be that good looking
Not well I got arrested for sexual harrasment because I asked one for the time. They're pushing for a rape charge.
>>29140871
Follow me, I'll show you what I did to them
>/r9k/ said getting a job was impossible with no experience or connections
>applied for a job last week
>interview yesterday
>got it today
>my dad doesn't work there, i didn't get a first from oxford, i have no work experience, i graduated last year, it's well paid, i'm not "chad"
It makes sense that you're lying about girls too.
>>29140871
>And people want me to compete with this guy
Daily reminder that once a guy like him is within 2-3km radius from you, you can forget about all the girls in your area
>>29141162
We're not talking about burger flipping, Timothy
>>29140926
me too familia, its actually funny
>>29140871
I don't know man, I followed your tips word for word, hell I even wrote it in my notebook to make sure not to forget it.
What went wrong? She suddenly screamed "rape" halfway through.
>>29141184
It's in shipbroking.
You idiots just think the world is against you and I did too. Actually try. For the first time in your life. Are the billions of people around the world who reproduce, have a family and work to have a lifestyle "Chad" too?
>>29141162
>oxford
Well that explains that, you're from the UK, not America.
>>29140871
Pretty ok man actually. As soon as I started treating them like whores some of them were legitimately attracted to me.
>No bro I mean did you be urself
Yeah exactly right dude! I treat them as if they are beneath me, because they are. I let them know that I think they're sluts and the ones that don't turn tail and run are actually interested in me. I think they really enjoy being put in their place.
>Bro that's misogynistic, that's not what I meant at all. I mean just be urself, like I do. Let ur personality do the talking :^)
You sound like a white knight mate, don't be a fag.
>That's homophobic bro
Fuck dude, can we just grab a beer like the good old days?
>My man! Can you get me something low carb, my cheat meal was yesterday bro! Don't forget to tip the barmaid either, they only make minimum wage.
One day you worthless faggots will realise even Chad is just a pussy whipped, uterus worshiping cuck. He just gets cucked by the hottest women on the planet with men who are only slightly better than he is. His life is the same shit as yours, just packaged slightly nicer.
>>29141244
Almost forgot: Go MGTOW today!
...What tips?
>>29141107
A-anon, you baka
>>29140871
Well N-Nick, I complimented a girl l-like you said but she just said "OK..." and walked away. Was that good or bad?
>>29141214
>Are the billions of people around the world who reproduce, have a family and work to have a lifestyle "Chad" too?
Yes, us robots are a minority. That's why facebook has a larger userbase than /r9k/, you moron. Have fun fucking your 3 girlfriends, but please refrain from posting your silly life improvement tips (le bee urself) to this place.
I was hoping you could pick up me instead b-bro
>>29141214
Some people were dealt shit cards, man. I'm not saying that everything is lost for such induviduals, but there certainly things in life that they would miss out on or will have a considerably harder time achieving. Most of the stories I read here are about robots getting rejected. You just like to think they never talked to a girl because it helps you maintain your just-world fallcy. You want to feel good about your achievments as if your will is the sole earner of your success, so you have to assume anyone who isn't succeful is a failure by his fault. OP isn't implying that unless you're Chad you will never succeed in getting sex, a family or a job. What he implies is that the unfortunate ones won't be able to achieve the same benefits in life that Chad gets, regardless of their will. People hate the notion that they can't always steer the wheel, but that won't change the fact. You aren't the captain of the ship that is called life. You're barely a passenger on it.
>>29141327
I've got someplace he can go In n Out if you know what I mean
>>29140871
Not so great, Chad. I think I'm hopeless. Unless... maybe if you shoot some of your man-milk down my throat? Then I might become more like you!
>>29141213
This is why it didn't worked the same way it worked for him.
>>29141664
Maybe if the guy on the left smiled he wouldn't come across as creepy
>>29141778
Do you see the guy on the left? Sorry, but he's fucked. No amount of smiling would make it better, in fact smiling would probably make him look creepier.
>>29141664
He just need to be more confident in himself. Girls are attracted to it.
>>29141818
Change glasses for contacts or lasik.
Lose weight.
Cut hair.
Shave pube-like facial hair.
Get on accutane, or get rid off acne otherwise.
He's as fucked as he wants to be.
Would you be attracted to a woman with all those things? Probably not.
>>29141175
>mfw I am that guy
>>29141244
You sure won over that imaginary chad, m8 :^)
Why do you guys even bother?
You want to have a casual relationship? It's really not that interesting.
Or are you just desperated to have sex? Just get yourself a whore then.
I don't understand why you make some kind of achievement of having a gf. It does not define you. IT'S NOT THAT IMPORTANT. Someone care to explain?
>>29140871
Wish I had a friend that tried to help me like that, man
>>29140871
JUST B MYSELF RIGHT!!!!!!
>>29142396
>Or are you just desperated to have sex? Just get yourself a whore then.
There's no thrill in that. You might masturbate than get hooker.
>>29140985
upload that shit. or someone who has it. i want to be badass
>>29140985
>falling for the Tao of Bullshit scam
Poor you.
>>29142396
>Just get yourself a whore then
That's pointless. It's not real sex.
>>29140871
Chad, I don't want to pick up chicks. I want to pick up... you
>>29141217
>he thinks chad doesn't exist outside the us
>>29140871
is your skin naturally deliciously caramelized like that or do you tan breski?
>>29141537
is it next tojack in the box
>>29140871
Two cycles of steroids done right and you could look better than that fag. Yes it fixes your face too. Everything wrong with you losers can be attributed to low testosterone.
>>29140985
>PUA cancer is slowly, but surely invading /r9k/
>>29144538
>Everything wrong with you losers can be attributed to low testosterone
Not jacking off can fix that easily.
>>29141214
Chad doesn't have a family, you Nu-male cuck.
Any old fuck can beta provider.
>>29141244
>as soon as I started treating them like whores
>being stupid enough to believe this works
r/PUA, retard.
>>29141214
>succeed once due to pure luck and being in the right place at the right time
>"lol all you faggots are wrong"
To be honest, I just don't care to consider what women want all that seriously anymore. Too much work.
I'm cool just letting it be known that I'm interested and if she is too then she can get on board. If not, I don't have time for you.
>>29144538
>brb shooting roids to grow back hair
>brb shooting roids to grow wider cheekbones
>brb shooting roids to fix deviated septum
>brb shooting roids to fix my fucked regressed maxilla
>brb shooting roids to grow a chin
>brb buying aromatize inhibitor for all of the estrogen my bodies going to produce due to all of the excess estrogen in my body
>brb dieing at 30 from cardiac arrest
Testosterone rates don't matter. It's all about your sensitivity to test which is determined PRE-NASAL. Chad doesn't have more testosterone than us, he has more sensitive T receptors.
Besides, most of our problems are caused simply by poor development. Our maxilla's, for instance, grew downwards due to diet.
So go fuck yourself, stupid broscientist. No one cares about your /fit/ propaganda.
>>29144850
What if you jack off but don't ejaculate?
>>29145145
*pre-natal
>>29145058
And how has that gone for you?
More sex or less sex?
>>29145158
So if i have low-T pre-natal so i'm fucked eternally ?
>>29145208
About the same, but none of the stress anymore. I'm not a creep or anything so just being normal yields decent results. It was trying to be more than normal that was the problem.
>>29144936
>namedrops subreddit
>implyies someone is from reddit
>uses retard instead of fag
k
>>29145234
Yeah, because that's when the sensitivity of your T receptors is determined.
>>29145390
Is there any way to know for sure if you have low T?
>Shit man, you got rejected again? I don't get what's wrong with these girls, bro. They just don't see it. They don't see... What I see.
>Whoa, you gettin' hard there, bro? Maybe you wanna take off your pants?
>>29141833
Jesus christ did someone photoshop the eyes on the dude on the right
>>29145503
Uh, no, it's real.
>>29145434
Go ask a doctor to check.
I asked a single mom out on a date and she straight up ignored me.
I must be ugly/undesirable as hell.
>>29145533
i have a little bit lower than normal (4.6 in 1 - 10 scale but i weight 250 lbs so maybe that influences the score)
>>29140926
You shouldn't have listened to Roger.
>>29145153
Eventually you'll think "fuck it" and go all the way.
It's harder to control yourself when you're very horny.
>>29144936
It often does.
When you don't treat a woman like a Princess, it's an indicator of an assertive personality.
Assertive men will generally be better at getting resources for babbies and surviving in trying times. These are primal indicators of mate-worthiness. Dominance is King.
Does it make logical sense for women to like men who treat them badly? No. But not much about attraction is logical in the context of a modern society.
>>29140871
>get occasional interest from women
>don't care, sidestep it, ignore, play it off politely
>friends get mad over it and slowly ostracize me
wut
>>29145542
>get shot down by single mom of 3 kids by 3 different dads AND a another woman who is a milf hooker in the same week
>>29140871
>implying that because there are successful people who are bad teachers it's impossible for you to improve
W H I N E H A R D E R
>>29146344
You're acting like a cuckold loser.
Your friends genuinely care for you, that's why they want you to stop.
>>29140871
idk bby, lets try it on u cos u sho look like a woman with dem lipz and eyelashez )))
>>29141129
>tall
>meme haircut and facial hair complimenting his nice jawline
>and the eyes
>>29140871
Not jacking off Is the same as not having sex.
>>29141175
Nope
Because there are still girls on my level who Chad won't even touch.
Sure she might be graving for Chad cock, but I'll still be craving Stacy pussy.
At the end, we would just settle for each other and role play and Chad and Stacy while hating ourselves.
>>29141500
You sure deserve the "shit cards" you were dealt with. Not willing to put in the effort, blaming your failures on genetics and freeing yourself from any responsibility are typical traits of /robots.
>>29144987
>never succeed because you never try
>"lol everything is against me"
Lol @ your continual misperceptions and laughable failures. I'm just an average guy, and I've fucked more women than you EVER will... Sorry, but it's true.
Hell, on just one night alone, I got off work as the DJ at a badass strip club, and what was going to be 4 strippers coming home to fuck ended up becoming SEVEN...
yes, repeat after me, schmuckster...
SEVEN... Just me, fucking SEVEN really hot strippers. 100% TRUE. admittedly, it took three days before that magnificent fuckfest got finished.
MY POINT: YOURE AN AMATEUR, BUT KEEP PRACTICING
>>29146474
>cuckold loser
A cuckold is man whose wife cheats on him.
How the that describes a man who doesn't care about women, I'm keen to know.
>>29145542
>>29146384
basically yeah "JUST TRY ANON, YOU'LL GET GF IF YOU JUST TRY. ALSO LOWER YOUR STANDARDS" is another feelgood meme that normies love to parrot
>>29141152
man if u gotta wear guns atleast use trigger discipline, now ur looking like a stupid girl
Am I on /fit/ right now?
n-no homo
God fucking dammit I would suck his dick so hard FUCK ME SENPAI FUCK ME
>>29145434
Yes, if you're ring finger is longer than your index finger it means you received a HIGH DOSE of test in the womb. Otherwise you're FUCKED.
it's called the 2d 4d ratio.
>>29151010
That's a fucking small sword.
>>29140871
>oh man, its great, a cute girl gave me her phone number!
> thank you so much for this chad, i dont know how to thank you for this!
>>29151063
katanas are for jap manlets, it's also not the dai katana or two handed one.
>>29141214
You are lucky thats all, getting a a job is hard as shit without connections.
>>29141162
they are just memes, nothing coming from the meme spouting edgelords is ever true
>>29141152
trenchcoat mafia is back lads
>>29145503
no, he's real
i know him in real life, he's an albanian nationalist
