>get btfo in a thread
>close tab
>try to pretend it never happened
>someone posts pic of laughing anime grill as response to my insightful post
>put laptop in freezer
>crash in gtao
>crash game with alt+f4
>>29139300
>letting an innocent waifu freeze her pure bodyparts off
>>29139300
when will faggots with no personality stop falling for the anime meme
>anon tells me to kill myself
>strongly consider it
I luv this new pepe
>Spend a long time typing out something
>Post it
>Notice a typo just as i click post
>Close tab
>>29139042
>argue with someone in a thread
>they manage to convince me with their sources and logic they are correct
>still fight for an hour for my wrong side instead of conceding or leaving
>tfw can't tell if I'm baiting or being sincere in my arguments anymore
>tfw my insecure cloak of irony has completely overtaken me
>tfw I'm incapable of being honest with myself or anyone anymore
>write something opinionated
>gets a few replies
>scared to look at them
>fall back on a "h-heh I didn't ACTUALLY believe what I was saying anyway" mentality whenever I get BTFO because getting BTFO bothers me for days
If I don't believe in anything, I can never be wrong.
>about to make a thread
>remember all the times when no one replied
>remember the times when you got one reply saying that you are a faggot
>close tab and never make that thread
>repeat this few times a week
>gets rekt by poster
>"y-yea w-well you're just autistic"
>closes tab and think myself victorious
>told some guy he was retarded
>he stopped replying completely
>seriously feel bad for him and wish i told him it was j-just a j-joke
>>29139767
>implying "i was only pretending to be retarded" convinces anyone
>>29140120
>remember the hundreds of anons I've replied "kys" to in the past
>wonder if one of them actually did it
>>29140202
Don't worry, nobody would actually kill themselves just because someone on 4chan told them to do it.
If they did, then they were already planning to do so, or already had serious issues.
>put in the effort of making a decently long greentext
>no one responds
>>29140216
Just save it and repost it some other time.
Sometimes your target audience isn't always browsing at the right time.
>>29140200
That's not quite what I meant but it's irrelevant anyway, I don't have to convince anyone but myself
>>29139042
>reread my post
>realize I was stupid
>close tab and delete from thread watcher before I get called out on it
>>29140223
>I don't have to convince anyone but myself
This is technically true, as you don't really need to save face while posting as anon. But that doesn't change the fact that you made an ass out of yourself, and people are laughing at you.
>>29140120
Or maybe he was arguing with an idiot and realized he'll get nowhere with you?
>>29139373
Waifus are the opiate of the robot.
>>29139586
Sometimes I just post genuinely friendly comments and tell myself it's some next level of passive agressive shitposting tbqh friend.
>>29140265
You're an alright guy Anon.
>>29139586
Me too dude! It's fucking weird
>>29140250
what are you, the schoolyard white knight? lol
>work up courage to post self in a face thread
>get called names
>lowest rating in the thread
>close thread
>try not to cry
>cry a lot
>>29140287
Who is he even white knighting for, you retard?
>>29140305
his own failures, i'm sure
>regularly get into arguments
>never been called out for inconsistencies or straight up idiocy
I'm probably just being ignoredor repressing memories
>call people pathetic degenerates who will amount to nothing in life
>brag about being a software engineer/programmer/electronic engineer/whatever the current flavor of the month successful job is considered to be
>I'm actually totally fucked in life, impoverished and I'm trying to escape from the truth and this is just one of the ways to do it
>>29140287
No. I was projecting
>>29140336
>>29140319
called iti was just joking though
>>29140273
Thanks manwhat have I done
>>29140324
>be kissless virgin
>accuse others of being kissless virgins
>chuckle smugly to myself after hitting post
>die a little inside
>write some mean shit or bait
>close thread
>never look back
>>29140299
lol, that's pretty sad
>Getting BTFO in a thread
>Someone more witty and intelligent attacks your opponent and reks them
>>29140359
>be kissless virgin
>get called a normie
>get sick digits
>tell myself I will get some (You)s for sure this time
>don't
>getting btfo in thread
>switch sides and start talking shit directed at my previous posts
>different anons start supporting my first posts and i get btfo again
>>29139042
>post a thread
>make some stupid mistake in the op
>got a 300+ post thread of people laughing at me
>>29140379
>lol
y-yeah. just keep salting my wounds please.
does anyone know where to get drugs. i want to do drugs now.
tfw cant work up the courage to kill myself so im just slowly rotting. help.
>never learned how to greentext
>>29140419
>don't judge me
let me see your face so i can judge you
>>29140438
please stop bullying me anon. youve already brought me to tears with your laughing in the face of my misery.
i thought r9k was supposed to be a safe place
>>29140467
>i thought r9k was supposed to be a safe place
Fuck that, you're getting bullied nerd
>make fun of cutfag Americans
>i am one
>>29140467
you love the negative attention don't kid yourself
>>29140467
what if I end up thinking you're totally hot? What if I have a fetish and it's name is >>29140467
>>29140299
that sucks
but the only reason I replied to this post was because you posted a qt cartoon girl in distress
>make typo
>realize the moment it posts
>hide the thread
>switch boards>check back two hours later
>got roasted
I had no idea I got to you guys so much. Feels good, desu.
>get BTFO
>meh and post as a new person in the thread
Ofc does not work in boards with id but those are for shitposting anyway.
>>29140392
Your digits probably weren't beautiful enough to be checked out.
>having shit day
>get btfo in class
>turned down by qt
>get home to shit room
>turn on old computer
>call other anons fags
thanks for always being there
>I have /biz/ /diy/ /fit/ /out/ /lit/ on my custom bar
>Never actually do anything but lurk there
>I only use them to get a glimse of what people with actual hobbies do
>Post dumb shit
>Realize I'm going to get BTFO
>switch thread
>come back hours later
>someone defended you and everything went fine
>>29139042
>notice a spelling error right as I click post
>close browser
>>29140382
Its a decent enough feel.
>>29139945
>See bad english
>Fear that 4chan will become 750GB of illegible content
*get
*close
>>29140214
>nobody would actually kill themselves just because someone on 4chan told them to do it.
I'm sure that there's been at least one person we've bullied into suicide.
>blow someone the fuck out
>feel bad
>>29140486
>Debate linuxtards on /g/
>I am one
>post an illogical comment I know will cause replies
>"heh let's see what they say"
>they reply as I expected, calling me names, and so on
>TAKE THIS EXTREMELY SERIOUSLY AND REPLY BACK 100% TRUTHFULLY BUT DEFENDING UTTER NONSENSE
>they destroy this argument again because it's founded on the previous illogical comment
>can't stop now, I actually put effort into thinking about how to reply
>tell myself I always meant to do this as I close the thread
absolute mad people in this thread
>>29139586
I can't believe defensive irony isn't being shat on more. I use the excuse all the time because it's so convenient and removes all blame from me. Yet I wish people would just call me out on my bullshit so I could start being myself. I want to say I fucking love slice of life animes, but no I just like it ironically. And it's corrupting the way I think to the point where I don't know what I really like.
>Going the wrong way
>Try to play it off by keep walking
>Look at phone or watch
>Begin to sigh, pretending someone texted you to come see them or pick them up or that you forgot something
>Begin to walk back
>Go the right way
>>29140868
you are a very impressionable faggot
>>29140868
>letting other people's superficial opinions shape you
you kidding me mate
>>29140467
HAHAHA look at this faggot. Yes! Thats right, faggot! Keep crying like the little bitch you are.
>>29140868
This is your personal issue. You're pathetic.
>>29140600
neat dubs famalam
>>29140925
Thank you.
This is an original comment brought to you by Anon.
>>29140890
>>29140483
>>29140495
Thanks for the ride fellas. It's been great.
>>29140906
I don't care what anons think, I mean IRL.
>>29140821
I know this so much. Even when I'm acting like a retard intentionally I get hurt when people call me one.
>>29140955
>he talks about his tibetan tragedies in real life
>make long thought out reply that will probably wreck them
>realize none of this matters and is just a waste of time
>closes thread
>write something angry and borderline retarded
>close tab before getting btfo
>feel satisfied
also this >>29139432
>Make wakey wakey wagey thread
>Haha that'll get them
>Close thread
>sigh
>watch a youtube video
>check bank account
>grimace and close
>sigh
>go to sleep
>>29140868
These days when someones says the enjoy doing a certain thing ironically I just assume they actually enjoy doing the thing and are trying to be hip because being ironic 24/7 is the cool thing to do right now. Post-irony is killing us all inside and we haven't noticed it yet.
>>29139042
>someone posts a pic of a sexy gril
>go to /gif/
>fap
>>29139042
I come to these threads to learn how similair we all are.
>>29141098
Thank you, glad there are more of us that notice what cancer this is.
>>29141314
You're still a little bitch for doing the exact same all those norms over at facebook and twitter do.
This is what you asked for, right?
>>29139042
>get BTFO
>pretend to be a third person and start roasting myself
>>29139042
>make a thread but because of my english I can't fully express myself
>poeple call you faggot
>get BTFO
>people I fall for the "xxx" meme
>need to explain my self more because I was angry when I made the threads and usually don't think like that.
>try to forget the thread.
but the best thing to do is just do it more and later it's become easier to get back at people.
>>29140221
>Repost a greentext that got no replies the first time
>"I saw you post this already, faggot"
>Post antagonizing comment
>Close the thread
>make bait post
>no one replies
>have to btfo myself
>>29140202
>So I told anon to khs.. he actually did it the absolute madman hahahahahahaha!
Reading these comments gives me joy, not sure why.
>>29141916
Do this shit all the time, I like revisiting the threads after 30 mins or so to see the shitstorm though.
>>29140216
>put in the effort of making a decently long greentext
>thread dies in the meantime
>>29141726
>repost a greentext that got no replies the first time
>"copypasta"
>>29139042
>Arguing with someone
>say something hyperbolic as a joke
>they take it seriously and treat it like it's your actual argument
>>29139042
Happens sometimes, especially when I try to act up and be the bane of the thread.
>its veey clear someone is baiting
>I just respond with patience and reason anyway
Sometimes I think I dont know how to be funny anymore.
>see an obvious troll
>respond to it seriously
>convince myself its another level of ironic shitposting
>>29140386
>been on /r9k/ since it was brought back
>get called a newfag
>>29141128
Definitely relate to this
>>29140382
Thisis one of the best 4chan feels.
>>29139042
>leave a comment on a video where I try to BTFO of someone
>never go back since I am afraid someone BTFO me back
>>29140617
This is real.
I dont even read that much but frequent /lit/.
>>29140617
Hope you enjoyed my posts, mate.
>>29139042
>get btfo on an anonymous mandarin bread baking forum
>being butthurt about it
>>29140419
serves you right for attention-whoring desu. I look like shit and would never post myself in one of those threads, and I know if I did everyone would make fun of my appearance anyway.
You have a lot of learn, and a lot of vanity to extinguish.
>>29140394
This is actually really funny
>>29142089
>tfw you're on your 15th layer of irony already
>>29139456
>luv
>new
How's summer treating you faggot?
>your post inadvertently derails an otherwise decent thread into a shitposting thread
>never get btfo because I don't wait around for (you)'s
>>29142394
>make a thread
>actually get good responses
>genuinely nice thread
>whatishappening.jpg
>some fucktard comes in and derails it
>tfw expert debating and reasoning skills
>literally never lose
/r9k/
> a place for people to relate with
yet the FUCKING normies pressure us further to killing ourselves
>>29142448
Bullshit, there is no way you have never lost an argument.
>>29142448
>losing is a matter of perspective
>your skills are only noteworthy as a symptom of present society
>you are blinded by your own overconfidence
>>29142462
kys
>thread discussing meta-4chan posting behaviors
>lie about my habits
>anons sympathize with the autistic nonsense i made up
>>29142492
>thread discussing meta-4chan posting behaviors
>autistic fag posts complete nonsense
>pretend to sympathize with him anyway
>>29139042
>Somebody corrects a small mistake you made
>Sperg out completely
>...
>Feel embarrassed and close the tab
>post a well written, thought out post
>thread 404s
>Get BTFO in an argument
>Say I don't have time to argue anymore
>I have plenty of time
>type sage at the end of my post
>didn't actually sage since I want (You)s
>>29142528
>empathize
>Post in/make neet threads
>actually have never been a neet and work 50+ hours on average a week at my job
