>be me
>be white
>grew up in the ghetto
>sound black
>get interviews with my qualifications
>no one will hire me
I think it's my voice that's keeping me neet. I speak properly, I don't use slang, but the black sounding accent comes through, what can I do?
lets hear it op i wanna hear how black you sound
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>>29138457
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07bDLhlbjr1
>>29138562
You sound more like a drug dealer than you do black, just slow down a bit
I know that feel lil homie
>>29138562
You're an albino nigger
>>29138584
Most of the drug dealers are black
>>29138369
Elocution lessons will help your tounge learn how to pronounce things like s human and not like a nigger.
>>29138562
Damn. You sound like a nigger.
>>29138369
Well. You were raised around monkeys in their jungle so i can understand
>>29138633
Statistically that's wrong
Most drug dealers are white, but a grossly disproportionate number are black
>>29138562
A few tips:
>say man less
>talk slower
>try to utilize upspeech, and be less monotone in general*
>talk in a slightly higher pitch*
>enunciate words more clearly
*critical
>>29138672
upspeech?
>>29138562
Are you sure you're white?
>>29139662
yes i am white why
>>29139703
I was joking a bit. But you do sound "urban" which isn't not necessarily a bad thing. - Australian with Aussie accent.
>>29138562
Bait
Seal of originality
Read Shakespeare. Try to copy what theatre actors sound like. Then just work those speech patterns and pacing into your standard speech. Obviously don't start fucking speaking in iambic pentameter but you know just practice maintaining an even pace, and eliminate any language that doesn't serve a purpose.
I look stoned 24/7 and I have a bad surfer accent
>>29138369
Stop talking like a nigger, I would guess
>>29138562
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uUdoH6OXFd
>>29140443
how ?
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>>29140388
Same, droopy eyes with eyelids on halfmast 24/7 with dark spots under my eyes.
Even worse when there's pollum in the air, combined that with allergy drug I use I had huge veins crossing my eyeballs.
>>29140487
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NriRCmxwzG
>>29140576
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0STDZkGAdWA
