>have painful lump on one of my balls
>a small part of me wants it to be cancer so I feel like I have something in my life worth mentioning to others
>>29137982
Cancer lumps are usually painless.
Also testicular cancer is very easily curable, you'll just be down a ball so you'll want to kill yourself even more.
>>29138002
>not wanting to be a cyclops
come on fampai, at least I'd have something
>>29137982
You don't want Cancer OP. Go see a doctor.
>>29138032
Not to mention you'd also be hitler
>>29138002
This. It's probably a cyst or something. Untreated you'll end up losing a ball for no reason.