>mom found the cum tissues
>roommate found the panties you stole from the laundry room
Grandma washed the crunchy cum towel
>Mother found the area 51 footage
>Mumma found the VHS poltergeist footage
>brother found prostate toy
>>29137875
Just jack off into the toilet. You have a smart phone right? Or just let her know people jack off all the time, at least its on tissues and not floating around in some whores ovaries like youre mom foolishly let happen
>mom found your cum towel (also your only towel)
>ur mom is GAY AF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Mom found the eldritch ritual
>>29137875
grand dad found the pickle tickler.
>Mom found the spit spot
>>29138762
>that webm
ok say what happened to u
>mother found the plans
>>29138762
wtf m80 why
>>29138668
>in the room when she finds it
>silently drops it into the trash can
>walks out without talking to me
>dad found the Bjork fork
I use a light blue shirt to wipe up cum and occasionally the sweat from my asscheeks. She hasn't found it yet but I'm thinking of burning the thing
>>29138802
Lanz..uh..I mean Laverne found my Shirley
>>29138506
>Nana found my school shooting plans
>When daddy finds your Schopenhaur porns
You know she could smell them long before she actually found them right? If any of you keep cum stained tissues/socks/towels in your room, it will fucking reek of old cum and everybody will know what you do in there
>Door somehow unlocks to locked public bathroom and normie enters when you near climax on concrete floor
>Tfw I now always when going to pisser in public check lock
>>29138917
I swear I talked to you before because you keep posting the same image. I guess I have been though too.
>>29139030
yes it is I, nice to meet you again, anon
i just reported this have fun in the pokey, faggot
Why don't any of you disgusting fucks flush those tissues down the toilet?
>Dad buys a black light
>family having fun with it
>calls me down
>entire family knows I use my shirt as a cum rag
>little sister keeps asking if she can clean my trailer for some quick cash
>tell her not today
>she asks why
>I don't want her to find the cum tissues that are pretty much everywhere
>can't think of excuse
>parents overhear and want to know "why not today?"
>sweating intensifies
>tell them I just blew my cash on video games and won't have money to pay her until next week
I have to do A LOT of pre-cleaning before I let her in here. Shit.
>>29139390
>not wanting your little sister to pick up your cum tissues
Are you gay?
>>29139421
Do traps make me gay?
>>29137950
at least its clean now
>>29139189
Do you use the shirt that you wear as a cum rag? If yes, you're fucking retarded since you can see and smell the cum anyway
>>29140239
A lot of my shirts are used as cum rags. It's hard to remember which are the clean ones.
>tfw I use old white t-shirts as cum rags and say I use it for cleaning my nose, since I have rhinitis
>my mom always wash them
>>29139433
Of course they do, but who gives a shit right? It's current year.
