Mischief thread.
Mischief general
> tfw carrying around a knife on me in ausfailia illegally.
is it to defend yourself from abos begging you for a ciggy?
>>29136710
You know the deal, anon.
Get a life
Bin that knife
>supposed to throw away recalled food products
>take them home instead
>>29136710
>tip down carry
>shit tier black paint coating, not even cerakote and certainly not DLC
>tacticool tanto for muh penetrating operatorness
>half serrations like a true autist
>probably pot metal blade steel at worst, shittily heat treated AUS-8A at best
Kill yourself. With your shitty knife.
>>29136942
/k/ called, they need you back
>>29136710
fellow ausfag here
i like to go out at 3am some nights and slash the tyres of normie p plate cunts
it feels empowering like i'm getting back at them for all the attention they denied me growing up
>piss in the shower
NOT EVEN GOD CAN STOP ME
>fellow Aussie
>calls that a knife
Now this is a knife.
>>29136710
>tfw carrying around a couple of banned weapons on me in the UK illegally.
>Go to see a movie
>Bring an exacto knife with me
>Slice up the cushion seats
>Pour Coke and nacho cheese into them
>Wait until everyone has left
>Go up to the projection screen and slice a crude shape out of it so they'll have to get it replaced
>>29136942
>I only use the finest hand crafted japanese blades
>>29136814
I can't believe people are this cucked
>>29136710
>having a pocket knife is illegal in cuck countries
>tfw i can legally carry around swords or automatic rifles in my state
damn it feels good to be free
>>29137050
That was the funniest episode of Simpsons ever, and nobody can convince me otherwise
>>29137331
You lucky fuck in what fucking state can you open carry a automatic i need to know
>>29137392
Indiana. The hilarious thing is that I can open carry a 12 inch bowie or a rifle but I can't carry a shuriken but that's deemed too dangerous.
American here, and i'm laughing so hard at these cuck countries that wont allow KNIVES.
There is no hope anymore, you all cucked yourself so hard that KNIVES are a threat to your totalitarian governments. You fools.
