Who /med/ here? Feels good having the most Chad job in the world and being set for life.
can you examine my nutsack please
Good luck when the jewish medibots take your job dumbass
stick your finger up my ass u fag
If you were to go by 4chan statistics 90% of the population is a doctor/engineer.
How many of these people do you think are just kids day-dreaming about what they wish they were smart enough to become and telling lies on the internet?
>>29135208
I think Wallstreet stock broker is the most Chad job. Maybe lawyer too.
>>29135208
Accountant here.
Enjoy your six-figured debt, faggot. I have a good job with a cheap state university bachelors.
>>29135208
Lawyer here from a top 10 law school. I'm laughing at you cucks.
>>29135208
>having the most Chad job
You work insane hours in shitty conditions, probably have to touch blood and shit on a regular basis, the pay doesn't mean much because of your insane med school debt, one little mistake could ruin you thanks to malpractice lawsuits, you deal with the emotional trauma of watching your patients die (unless you're something gay like a dermatologist), and to top it all off most of your patients and their families don't respect you and constantly give you shot despite the fact that you're saving their lives. It's not a Chad job at all.
>>29135467
*constantly give you shit
the level of normieism in this thread is off the fucking charts
>>29135208
The most Chad job in the world is infantry for the military.
>>29135503
no it is swat or any other kind of spec ops
>>29135208
I never knew robots had jobs.
ER doctor reporting in
Stop coming to my department with your bullshit
>>29135515
Wrong. Most Chad job is obviously professional athlete in a popular sport like basketball, football, soccer, baseball, or hockey.
>>29135208
You know what would be even better?
Receiving steady income without having to sweat away at a time consuming job.
>>29135208
Dentistry is better than med in terms of pay and rate of employment.
professional athlete is the true Chad job though
>>29135503
>>29135515
>taking lives more chad than saving them
kek
>>29135596
are you unaware of human history or what?
The glorious knight braving battles was always more chad than the cuck behind the scenes tending to the dead/wounded.
>>29135440
I have 130 in debt, I'm 27 and will be making 270k in just two years. Enjoy your 110k "six fig" salary
>>29135467
You have no idea how much protection malpractice covers. I will be working for a hospital that covers the insurance
>>29135361
>n n nobody on r9k can be successful r r right?
Whatever keeps you going buddy
>>29135571
except most professional athletes are ugly as fuck
>>29135624
anyone can be a fucking solider, cuck
takes a chad to become a doc.
>>29135632
>most doctors aren't ugly as fuck
yeah, I hear 5'2 Indian men are soooo attractive to women!
>>29135596
>Being a huge pussy who treats the wounded behind the scenes is more Chad than going into dangerous situations to defend the world from dangerous dune coons.
wew wew wew
>>29135661
and yet girls will always flock to manly types like soldiers, athletes, and firemen then marry the doctor when they are ready for a beta provider to take care of them.
enjoy your leftovers.
>>29135467
I really doubt a general practitioner would ever see a patient die, since they would just send them to specialists
>>29135626
>Whatever keeps you going buddy
>A doctor is going to spend his valuable time posting a trole thread on a website with the dregs of society.
wew wew wew
>>29135707
oh you poor poor faggot.
ima let you keep on thinking like that.
>>29135758
Do you want proof that I'm a doctor or something
>>29135707
not true a lot of women cheat on soldiers
i dont know about athletes and firemen but I know a doctor has a universal prestige no matter what country you go to
>>29135539
What? The most Chad thing you can do is kill other men
>>29135704
so are the Vietnamese men that beat us chads too anon? or does your definition only apply to white men?
>>29136071
>hold out against a superior military for years because of your conviction in your idealogical beliefs
that's pretty alpha, yes. meanwhile medicine is so un-alpha that women do it
>>29135208
>most chad job
>not private equity
>>29135383
this. investment banking -> PE, hedge funds, or venture capital is the chaddest career paths
who /rn/ to /np/ here?
>going to med school
>having the liability insurance to worry about
don't mind me, just carrying a nice cheap RN one even when i'm an NP
>>29136120
I asked if they were chads, not alpha
but I agree they were pretty fucking alpha
Hospital Corpsman for 5 years, now I am in Nursing School. Meds fun, I like it a lot. I don't like the insurance politics BS though.
>>29135626
>he fell for the "money is everything" meme
What are you going to spend all that money on? Something makes me doubt that you would be a decent human being and donate a lot of it to charity
>I'll spend it on my family, a-anon!
>family
Leave if you say this
t. pharmacist
>>29136071
>or does your definition only apply to white men?
Based on what I said led you ask that?
Of course all men in infantry are alpha. That's the nature of the job. Even in Gook armies.
>>29136412
I was being a faggot when I typed I will give you that.
but again,
I asked you if they were chads not alpha.
they are not the same thing.
and I do agree they Vietnamese were alpha as fuck.
>>29136176
this. I dont think people get that most doctors are either poo in the loos, russians or shut-ins who studied instead of fapped on japanese image boards
Anyone get into a radiology program? A lot of my family told me I could do it but I'm kind of liking international business
Med seems cool though, a lot of my family did it and I'm interested, I just want to make sure I get in and not waste my free undergrad
>not being a pharmicist and getting high on own supply
>>29135383
>>29136168
Nice try, Goldstein. But your bank account and BMW aren't making your penis any larger than your nose.
You'll get some crazy african blood disease or nu aids and I'll be laughing my NEET ass off.
> 20
> Heading into junior year of college
> bio major, philosophy minor
> current GPA 3.3
> Got a C in OChem1, gonna retake it
The med school dream is literally all I have to live for, but it doesn't look good. If I don't get in after two years of trying, I'm going to kill myself. Advice?
>>29136779
Do you actually want advice or do you just want to vent? If you want actual advice I can help but I don't want to waste my time if you don't
>>29136807
He clearly asked for advice dummy.
>>29136634
I've heard a lot of things like this about being a pharm. Is it really true? Seems hard to get away with. Even if it were true, you'd be dealing with fatties and geriatrics all day.
I work at a small local grocery right now. We have 3 pharmacists. One works from open to close every day. It's only like 30 hours a week. Ive been trying to get the balls to ask one of them about their job. The guy really respects me I know. Once he complimented me on how I dealt with customers. Now he always says hi to me and stuff.
/blog post
Another """doctor""" doing it for nothing but the satisfaction of helping others
>>29135459
>Top 10
>He doesn't know about T14
Faggot detected
>>29136807
Not him but I'm just starting freshman year and would like a rundown if you would be so kind. I've tried searching around and just get completely different answers.
>>29135208
do docs still have a much higher rate of illicit drug use than the general population?
>>29136779
If youre not a woman minority you will not get into a good med school with a gpa that low and a c in orgo... Sorry friend, you have better been volunteering at a couple of local hospitals for the last few years AND blow the mcat out of the water or you are absolutely fucked. Honestly as a biology major most medical schools expect a very high gpa 3.7 or above because there are so many damn bio majors applying and the biology coursework is relatively easy compared to more difficult majors(chemistry/engineering)
>>29136897
My dad's a doctor. He did Chemical Engineering and got 4 B's, the rest being A's
You'll have to do better than that, especially if you're not a hispanic female who can affirmative action their way to an MD
>>29136897
NEVER STOP STUDYING. Im
>>29136779 and not gonna make it. Study study study.
To add to my post however (take note kid), I've done some ecology field work research with a PhD student, and some plant genetics research with a professor. I'm also thinking about starting a MBTI club at uni, but we'll see. I've been trying to get a hospital job for a while to no avail. Looking into getting EMT certified or some sort of certification to boost my job resume.
>>29136897
Major in engineering and do well in the required pre med classes and you will have your pick of med schools
>>29135208
>job is to touch men
>calls it a Chad job
Good try
>>29136912
medfag here I hate myself and drug myself to oblivion whenever possible but that's just me
>>29136944
Well, it was nice knowing yall. Maybe I can bring up the GPA. With my back against the wall, I should perform very well. This is analogous to using 100% of your muscle fibers when necessary, like when lifting a boulder off of you.
Remember me, Anons.
>>29137044
Bye. Shoulda picked a better major.
>>29137044
I had a similar gpa my junior year and I straight failed orgo with two other c's. I got in to a mid tier school but I literally got straight A's my junior and senior years and did okay on the mcat. Also start doing ec's they are vital
>>29137019
opis? what are the doctor approved drugs
>>29137139
into* origami cummy mints
>>29137146
I get them through deepweb not my hospital but yes opiates are a favorite. The high goes very well with depression in my opinion.
>>29135208
>What are you going to spend all that money on? Something makes me doubt that you would be a decent human being and donate a lot of it to charity
Medtard detected
Real price of /med/ is no life in college and being a whiny bitch every moment of your boring life. You are not special, you do a job just like 90% of the population.
Plus, forget your dream about reaching the top of your field or whatever bullshit you fantasize about. With so much competition, everyone falls out of the rat race at some point.
Finally, your ace in the hole. "Lol, I'm going to make so much money!". Reality is that you are going to be surrounded by other doctors and successful professionals, and your life isn't going to seem that great compared to your peers. Enjoy posting on 4chan to postpone your suicide.
>>29137250
Not op but also a medfag
>no life in college
I'm a robot but I have plenty of free time undergrad is not very strenuous. It's med school where the grind starts but even then I have a fair amount of free time for my hobbies and if I was social, socializing
>you are not special
You sound mad tbqh
>dream of reaching top of your field
Not my dream at all. I want to work 7 on 7 off as a hospitalist (grunt position of docs) in a cozy apartment flying off to lavish vacations on the weekend
>Reality is that you are going to be surrounded by other doctors and successful professionals, and your life isn't going to seem that great compared to your peers
This is absolutely retarded unless you're some prick who just lives to be better than everyone around you and flaunt your wealth. Just because everyone around you is wealthy does not mean that the benefits of your own wealth are nullified.
>>29137385
I'm the guy who will likely kill himself.
I lift, and expect to lose all my gains if by some chance I do get in. Is it possible to have 1.5hrs, 3x per week of free time to exercise? From my knowledge of what I've heard, any free time is hard to come by in med school.
>>29137424
dis a good question and it needs answering
>>29137424
Yes that is extremely doable. My schedule was like this
Class 7 hours a day/sleep 7/ study 3
That's seventeen hours leaving you at least five to do whatever you want after commutes, food, dressing etc. Also the end of the week is more lax so you could change your schedule accordingly
I'm considering it. Actually my sister is applying too. We might both end up doing led school at the same time even though she's several years older than me, and she offered to pay for me if I do decide to go that route. I like working with bodies, but I have a lot of moral issues with becoming a doctor or related profession. I'll probably get over it though, because money.
>>29137521
> Study 3 hours a day
Are you not in America? Everyone says you've got to study from 8am to 10pm every day. This from people I know, YouTube, and other sources.
>>29137385
>>29137424
desu i had even more free time in med school. I was literally bored out of my skull during MS2 and ended up going to the gym daily.
>>29137250
not everyone wants to be top of their field, im fine with being in the middle of the pack
>>29136897
For your first two years do well in school, figuring out how to get involved in basic science research, shadowing, clinical volunteering, etc. In the latter half, focus on being more heavily involved in those ECs, such as putting out papers, leadership roles in volunteering groups, etc. It's also nice if you have a unique hobby but you dont need to.
If you hit a hard quarter and get a couple of B's or a C, dont give up and just keep working at it. You dont need to kill yourself studying 8 hours a day, but you need to very clearly see the big picture and have your goals set from the get-go.
>>29136779
If you truly want to be a doctor, don't give up. You can always apply to DO schools with much more lax requirements. I would recommend against going beyond that (carribean schools) but obviously a lot of people from those schools still end up landing residency spots in the US, it's just a much harder route and if you're too dumb to get into even DO schools then there's a high chance that you might fail.
>>29137608
Some study more effectively than others. Those that cannot keep up will not.
>>29137516
I had probably 8 hours of free time a day every day during college and even more during med school. It was only until april of MS2 when step 1 started coming around the corner that my freedom disappeared. Obviously MS3 takes a huge toll, but during MS4 I frequently found myself with more time on my hands than I knew what to do with.
>being a wageslave
>chad
lel only beta losers work
>>29137608
>Everyone says you've got to study from 8am to 10pm every day
That is complete bullshit. Premeds fucking love exaggerating how hard they work.
>>29137608
How would that even be possible with lectures buddy. Obviously I put in more time when lectures near but this is general
>>29137715
>>29137693
Obviously you'd be learning (studying) during lectures. But I hope you all are normal, and not super autistic savants. If you both are right, that lowers my stress level (if I can even get in), so I hope you both are!
>>29137926
I'm not an autistic savant. I'm a relatively lazy person with a slightly above average intelligence but I'm good at keeping my priorities straight for the long game.
If you can't get into a US MD school, which you can't with a 3.3, DO schools will be happy to take you. Just dont let your grades slip PAST 3.3.
>>29137980
I'm gonna make you proud. Incoming 4.0 this semester.
> Genetics+Lab
> 2 philosophy classes
> org 1 again
Relatively easy semester. I'm gonna start reading my Ochem book again and make flashcards asap. I'll make you proud bb. My life is on the line.
>>29135208
I saw a computer science Chad once. He was my professor.
