I take full responsibility.

I appreciate my mother.

I have a future

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It's no one's fault but my own.

I dislike little girls.

I think I'll go get some exercise.

Nigerian men are more attractive than white men

It's my own fault that I can't get a girlfriend.

Sweden has the right idea

Women deserve equal treatment.

I am happy and successful.

Be positive.

>>29134437
Stay on my board normie Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I would be ok with a gf that wasn't 10/10.

I admit I am gay for liking traps.

Virtue is its own reward.

Women love virgin men

I like tripfags

>>29134561
weak bait, thats said every single day.

Manlets are attractive.

Never forghetti
mom's spaghetti

Western animation is better.

I have a plan.

I will improve myself.

I am hopeful

I'll be quiet and listen.

I don't deserve a gf.

You're right and I'm wrong.

That was some great sex I just had.

I hate sexism.

>>29134437
my gender is not important please focus in the conversation

I don't need approval.

to be honest is filtered

>>29134437
Whites can be robots.

I'm voting for Hilary.

>>29134437
I don't need to take a shower

I love my girIfriend.

We dont need a wall.

Money isn't important.

Take risks.

I respect our differences.

I've had sex with a woman.

I'm glad of being alive

I can't leave

l'm happy

I don't like tendies

Depression doesn't exist, just cheer up.

Don't blame them; they didn't know what they were doing.

>>29135107
Haha jesus christ.

>>29134437
I dont blame others for my current problems

ill never understand why donald trump isnt running as a democrat

>>29135107
the fact that nobody's posted this before is kinda sad

I'm not ashamed of myself.

I am glad I was born.

I like being short

I love socializing and going outside

i Iove myself

>>29135229
that's a lowercase L in l'm

>>29135107
holy shit, that's incredible, and beyond depressing

I kissed a girl

>>29135594
shit this is fucking sad

It's great to be an asian male.

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>>29135107
>>29135094
>>29135489
you're gonna make me cry, fampai

It's a terrible day for rain

Life is awesome right now!

I care about my future

I don't have low self-esteem

The Jews did not do this to me

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>>29134437
I'm proud of who I am

I am a happy person and everything is alright

>>29134437
I did a good thing today.

Ancient Chinese Secret..

I can't wait for tomorrow

secret squirrel

I learned something.

got is shit

>>29134437
I rebuke you in the name of jesus

It gets easier but you have to get through the hard. The hard part part is you have to keep doing it but it gets easier.

>>29134437
I am loved by my family.

Its good to be alive.

WeIcome

>>29134437
oh yeah babe, I love you and I am here to raise your child

I want to wake up in the morning.

I want to breathe. I want to exhale. I want to breathe. I want to exhale. I want to breathe. And I want to exhale.

I want to go on. I have to go on. For her.

I want to keep trying. I have to keep trying. For her.

I want to live. I have to live. For her.

For us.

It's okay. It will all be okay. I'll manage. I'm okay. I like being on my own, because it is only temporary.

I haven't failed yet. I'm not through yet. I'm not done yet.

Not yet.

3D is okay by me.

I am extremely content with my life.

>>29134437
I am truly happy.

>>29134437
I think black people are humans and deserve respect.

>>29134437
I do not care about sex

I am secure in my height, appearance, and overall sexual adequacy.

i'm okay with the way things are currently going

Literally every post on /r9k/

>>29134437
graffiti writers are cool, unique individuals who make quality contributions to our society :^)

i love the way i look

I have no insecurities.

I am a well balanced individual.

>>29134437
I like showering.

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WHEN I PULL UP TO THE LOT AYE
ALL THE HOES GON DROP AYE
LIKE LOOK AT HIS WATCH
LIKE LOOK AT HIS CAR
LOOK AT HIS RINGS AYE
LOOK AT HIS BLING BLING AYE

I thank God every day for being alive.

I respect myself and others.

Life is really good

>>29134437
I do not support Donald Trump because he is racist

I always pee in the toilet.

I don't want to date chad

I live with purpose

Today I felt great.

My life has meaning

My family was killed by raiders.

I like females.

I am attracted to penis. Just not the man attached to it.

>>29134437
I poop out my pee hole

I'm satisfied with what I have.

Happy happy joy joy.

Life is fucking amazing

Women should have the same rights as men.

WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT
HAVE A NIGGA IN THE CUT WHERE THE WOOD AT
OH THEM NIGGAS ACTING UP WHERE THE WOLVES AT
YOU BETTER BUST THAT IF YOU GON PULL THAT

>>29134437
THE JEWS DlD NOTHlNG WRONG!

>>29134530
This anon is not a massive faggot.

I do not enjoy chicken tendies

I am a Redditor.

>>29135594

I kissed a girI

My penis has been touched by a female

>>29137030
Reddit ftw

Anyone else think that society keeps getting better and better?

>>29134437
Hello I am an FBI Agent.

Damn, if you ignore the grand irony this thread is the most positive thread that I have even seen here. Just saying these things out loud made me happy&motivated. So this is what normies feel like on a regular basis ha, I guess it's not all bad tbqh senpai ^^. I wish all of you anons a good day.

>>29134437

black men orally stimulate my anus.

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>>29134437

All of my problems are my own fault.

>>29137143
Shit man that made me actually laugh! Good stuff

I couldn't be happier!

>>29137298
I hope you die right after you wake up tomorrow.

>>29134437
I'm never coming back robots

>>29134437
tendies and nuggies are manchildren food

I believe in Jesus

I fluffered that kerfuffle lupper real good, senpai.

Success is really dependent on how much effort you put in

>>29137758
Tomorrow will be better

I'm so happy right now

4chan is a good website.

We care about you anon

My father is proud of me.

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I have never seen someone being a samefag

When I die I can say I earn my death

Someone loves you

Edward Norton's okay.

Witcher 1 is a bad game.

I love what is happening to the gaming industry

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I'm all up in my glory hole.

You can tell from all these comments that people here clearly understand that they're irresponsible, needlessly negative, bigoted, sexist, unpleasant, and unwilling to change, and that it brings them nothing but misery and failure. So why do they KEEP DOING IT?!

I'm going to kill myself in an hour.

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>>29137988
Because a path of blame is easier to walk then a path of betterment

feminine penis is gay

I'm heterosexual.

I have lived a fulfilling life

>>29138009
wow I did not see that coming

penis in the vagina

Don't build the wall.

I came rainbows

>>29135107
seriously?

damn.

Me and my girlfriend are very happy, we enjoy our lives to the fullest

I do not have autsim

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>>29138103
>>29135689
>>29135538
>>29135538
>>29135229
>>29135174
Not seriousIy

>>29137988
i don't think everyone here is completely hopeless, but some are beyond repair and should continue posting for our amusement to serve some sort of purpose in life

She actually liked me

>>29138119
Thats never been said ever with any grain of truth behind it. That is fact and my source is the workd around you. Be single and happy. Its a great life with little restrictions and vast oppurtunites. This isnt the 40s and religion no longer rules. Break away from the pact!!

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>>29138207
You didn't read the OP did you?

My life is getting better

l love women

>>29135953
This post hit me really hard, anon.

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fool me not

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fooI me not

>>29137030
Reddit is nice

My life is enjoyable

I think jar jar binks is ok

black people are human

i can feel love

I enjoy waking up in the morning

After getting a job I realise that the normies were right, a regular life is amazing, my hope has been restored.

I welcome refugees. I think people should always help other people.

>>29136684
Well done. I chortled.

OP is a mark-ass nigga

>>29138550
They are? They don't look human

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>>29135107
I'm not surprised anyone's posted this before but still...

I believe that everything will work out and I will be ok.

I like Australian posters.

>>29136753
... I support him because of his even temper and fact-based opinions.

>>29135107
damn not even a dot, what the actual fuck

>>29135174
>>29135229
>>29135538
>>29135689
>>29138619
>>29138673
It says L'm happy.

l asked her out today

I enjoy niggers

l hate reddit

Life is amazing

My ass is open

>>29134437
The world is fair and everyone gets treated fairly based on their actions.

>>29134511
this pretty much sums up r9k

I am proud of myself

I just casually fuck girls.

High school was great.

>>29139037
shit, this is depressing

I am crying ... wtf

>>29139063
What? it actually was decent for me and i'm sure a lot of other robots, sure, 18-22 was better but after that it reaches a new level of shit and highschool is great in comparison.

l don't watch anime.

Welcome normies

I fee positive

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my existence means something

I'm going to try something new today.

Rape is good.

I feel positive

>>29138009
>>29138034

now that's surprising

My parents are proud to have me as a son!

I don't live in my parents basement

Cant wait to hang out with my friends tonight

I don't need to drink myself to sleep tonight

Hard work pays off.

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>>29134530
I wish this is what /r9k/ actually is rather than an army of NEEtcucks and wageslaves. It doesn't matter how assugly you are, as long as you don't act like a pretentious edgelord and do shit for yourself you can get bitches and live a semi-successful life. Try harder faggots and maybe we'll be friends someday

my life isn't sad

>>29134437
I sure do love my life.

I have a meaningful existance.

big titty snitch

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>>29135953
God damn it anon

we'll never make it
I'll never make it

>>29140035
You do realise there is a limited number of females out there right? and since the top 20% of men take the top 50% of women it's simple numbers that not every man can get bitches.

I like original content

I wouldn't fuck my mother

i aint no mastodon

>>29134437
I hate masturbating

I asked a girl out on a date and she said yes.

I love spending time with my family

>>29140119
Everyone has an infinite amount of sex to give away. I can assure you from personal experience that there are women who will have sex with anyone and everything as long as you're not picky and capable of taking semi-regular showers.

>>29136731
THIS NIGGA STUNTIN JUST
PULLED UP KILLED THE SCENE
MAKE BITCHES SCREAM
AND FAINT, AYE
I JUST POURED ME UP A PINT

I like my life and I don't want to kill myself with a toaster.

I hate my wife's son

>>29138219
He said on this site
I was just expanding
Did you save that pictute to remind yourself that you're so stupid because you're too stupid to remeber that you're stupid?

'My lack of friends and the fact that I'm still a virgin is my own fault'

'I'm not a misogynist'

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>>29140119
The only thing this post says to me is that you don't fuck bitches/have a gf because you are held back by your cuck mentality. Stop looking at statistics and stand up like a fucking man before someone wants to split your ass in half like the pussy you've made yourself. Unless you're into that shit, in that case I'd tear your shit til it bleeds senpai ;)

>>29140269
You sound like you're projecting awfully hard. You do realise that not everyone can do that right? if everyone improved and 'stood up like a fucking man' then the top 20% cutoff would just be raised. There will always be robots, it's just the way gender relations work, not every male can get a girl. Your post is under the assumption that if a robot tries then a normie wont try harder.

I have adequate levels of vitamin D

I don't have a guilty conscience.

>>29137585
Thanks, I wish that too anon

I'm gonna go outside

>>29134437
I don't like penises

>>29134437
I like people in general

>>29140238
Wow. How fucking new are you?

>>29140338
You're right, I guess the fact is that people lose hope too easily when they're in the shit pit these days. But don't even bother telling me you can't do anything about it, the only person to blame for your situation is your own, not your parents, not society, not technology.

Oh, and you can dismiss my statement all you want by saying I'm projecting but when you step out of your basement and look at reality you'll find that it only digs yourself deeper into the life of a lonely shitstain with no hope. Stop pushing the idea of working towards your goals and maybe you won't be so full of your own crap you can't see it any other way, you know and I know who you are. I believe in you anonkun, I have done everything and more stated above and fought like hell against it, because the only thing negativity breeds is more negativity. Why else do you think all edgelords are total faggots?

Its all gonna be ok.

I got promoted!

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>>29140533
>edgelords
>total faggots
pick one

edgelords are /master-race/ desu

get fucked, cuck

i did my best today

I don't like pepe.

>>29140533
>the only person to blame for your situation is your own, not your parents, not society, not technology.
Not true, sure most people can get girls if they try hard enough but some people have to try way way harder. How can you say it's the persons fault if they're already trying 5x harder than someone who is getting girls and still failing due to being ugly, born poor or just generally unfortunate.

I need to get some fresh air.

Other people are to blame.

>>29135107
The robots been back on for over a year and no one has said this? God we are hopeless lads

>>29134437
I'm ok with black people

I'm pretty.