Which magical item would you rather have?
1) A portable stick that allows you to see in complete darkness.
2) A magic orb that contains all the worlds public information and speak to other people.
3) A seat protected in a large box that allows you to move more than 10 times faster than you can run.
2 seems to be the least worthless. but that depends on how I can filter information.
>>29134350
seat is useless, i would just use my car
stick is useless, i would just use a flashlight
all the worlds public information tho. thats good
The magic orb. I could just buy night vision goggles for number one and I don't understand number three. Does it hover or just move on wheels? How easy is to control.
>>29134350
1 is a flashlight
2 is a phone
3 is a car
Did i figure it out?
>>29134350
#2 is too dangerous. Some things need to be hidden. #3 is dangerous just because physics. Don't want a manslaughter charge because I'm not used to moving that fast.
I'd take #1 and work EMT/paramedic for the rest of my days and do a damn good job of it thanks to the otherworldly widget.
>>29134350
A flashlight, a computer, or a car? I have all those things lmao
>>29134350
>not choosing the seat
ill take the car over the phone/ internet one i can sell the car for more cash than a phone
Why is D.Va so fucking cute
>Glowstick
>Internet
>Car
I already have these things, thanks for the offer though.
>>29135636
Best post in this thread so far.
Shame she's kind of a weak character.
>>29136271
I heard she was getting a buff next patch, is this true?
Really wanna play her.
>>29136916
Patch after.
They want her to have better range, I hope that means secondary fire mode.
Next patch they're nerfing fan the hammer due to salt. Going to make it so it can't insta gib tanks.
