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>He doesn't just let me manipulate him
>Blocks me in all contacts
>Who wants to be my new orbiter
>>29132893
>>Who wants to be my new orbiter
whatcha offering?
>>29132893
do you initiate conversation
that's all i care about
I just wanna see sum tiddies
>>29132893
You from Illinois?
Only if my wife can do it, too... And you're interested in learning, instead of stagnation....
And losing weight
>>29132911
Nothing peasant.
>>29132959
Depends on my mood.
>>29132983
You aren't getting any.
>>29132988
Lol no.
Ok here is my deal.
Sex and I'll orbit you for 3 days. After that contract will have to be renewed.
I'm a 5/10 objectively.
>>29132988
I am
618
>>29133109
i'll orbit but i very rarely initiate that's all i got
>>29133109
Fucked a chick a couple times these past two weeks who sounded just as psychotic as you. Guess no impending hilarity.
>>29133113
I'm not taking your virginity. you missed your chance in High school.
>>29133142
I'm not going to bother searching up your area code.
>>29133158
Then fuck off.
Roll for your waifu robros
>>29132893
Post face. Then we'll talk bitch.
>>29133246
>I'm not going to bother searching up your area code.
I'm not talking to you bitch, I'm talking to the potential orbiter in my state.
>>29133142
Don't care. I'm from Indiana. Was just hoping the chick I got with was OP. Sadly, I was wrong. Good luck though.
have some trains and fresh poultry herbs
>>29133280
Don't have to I'm the only of value here.
>>29133282
Have him, I don't care.
>>29133339
>>29133246
>>29133109
>>29132893
Girls don't post anime girls
take your roleplay fiction somewhere else you ugly neckbeard
>>29132893
if you were hot enough you would have no problem keeping orbiters, lard
>>29132893
Ree and all that jazz.
Go search for orbiters some where else.
>>29133353
Cute. But I do, so stay mad.
>>29133367
Call me more names <3 5'10, 130 pounds.
>>29133375
It's more fun if they are already broken.
>>29133428
if you were born with a penis it doesn't count.
>>29133518
I bet you're a salty manlet.
>>29133535
>didn't deny it
Kek fucking called it
>>29133428
Honestly OP the best place to find orbiters is /b/ and if you wanted an orbiter you should have started nice and not so fucking edgy.
>>29132893
Im more interested in some ass
>>29133246
Fuck it why not
(super original)
>>29133557
> denies it
>Next post not being post vagina with time stamp
>I'm not being retarded
>>29133109
<Implying anyone would orbit a fat worthless slut
So where do I send my application?
>>29133611
fuck off roleplaying sissy faggot
>>29133627
Just leave your skype contact.
>>29133635
I'm starting to think you want me to be a sissy faggot. >>>/lgbt/ be with your people.
>>29133246
I'm prime orbiter material, i'm not going to do it, but I have to say I love you.
don't worry robots, all we have to do is let the stacies destroy each other trying to get orbiters
>>29133694
Oh well.
>>29133745
too many thirsty "robots" for that to ever happen.
Be born the right gender in the next life.
>>29133690
I don't care what you are, a sissy faggot, some ugly neckbeard or whatever, the only thing I want is for these fucking garbage fem""""bot"""" threads to stop being posted.
>>29133794
Yes I know you're thriving right now, you're probably an energy vampire.
Its okay I am one too, thats why we would never work out.
>>29133810
Someones is triggered lel.
And you losers love these threads it's why these threads always get the most replies.
2BH I'm so lonely and desperate for female contact that I would love to just be an orbiter
irl girls only though no internet sloots
>>29133845
No, its because thirsty faggot redditors love them. The only acceptable replies in these threads are gore, extreme hentai, and telling fem""""bots"""" to kill themselves.
>>29133834
Damn son where'd you find this meme.
>>29133876
Pfft >any girls in your vicinity want to associate with you.
>>29133919
>Damn son
Now its really over
>>29133946
This is the last bit of attention you're getting enjoy it.
>>29132893
Cunt kill yourself.
>>29132893
You guys are all dudes pretending to be girls right?
>>29132893
if you want my attention you need to be sucking my dick I don't give it for free like an idiot.
> cooking steak with rice and gravy
> eating alone at 11pm, mostly just doing this to see of I remember how to even cook
> thinking of ways to exit my job
> feeling pretty good despite life being a few missteps away from fucking my shit up
> I wish I had a dog though
>>29134394
>Give it away for free.
>Not a bitter virgin
wew lad
>>29134460
you should know your place bitch now suck this dick
>>29134617
wew
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It will never happen. no matter how hard you push your dick in to your router it just wont happen.
>>29132893
Any fembots in Colorado Springs? Any robots? Looking for a companion for sex and hang out...
>>29133277
pls no six
Any fembots in NY?
>>29133277
rolling
oregano oringla
more trains
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZiQ89_s67Q
>>29133277
Rolling oregnaoisakss
>>29133353
>Girls don't post anime girls
He's right, you know.
I thought you were kidding but you actually think people are that desperate for human contact holy shit
>>29133277
Raaaaawwwwling in my skinnnnn
Original
>>29133277
rellin
And I'm pretty sure rellin is originally
>>29135885
You're the one that's mistaken.
>>29133277
Let's see where this goes let's roll
no pics no (emotional) dicks
>>29133277
ORIGINANI
>>29132893
how can soulless creatures have feels though
remember, there's NO SUCH THING AS A FEMBOT.
>>29132893
>starts thread and immediately gets replies of guys begging for her love and attention
>thinks she knows what it's like to be a robot
Your feels are fake, kys.
SAGE
>>29133277
rollerino
lets see what i can get
>>29136377
No one ever applied. that's a good sign.
I honestly made this thread to show how you fags complain about "fembots" but are so fucking eager to just keep bumping this thread for an hour and a half.
Yes I pretended to be a girl but you faggots just keep biting the bait.
>>29136423
>SAGE
> so fucking eager to just keep bumping this thread for an hour and a half.
Are you retarded or what?
>>29136423
If you keep pretending to be retarded then eventually the whores are going to think they can start posting here and starting fembot threads. In fact I think they already do think that.
>>29133277
roll 2d roast 3d
>>29132893
mfw these threads pop up
