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WHY CAN'T ASMR BE REAL. I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO GO TO A PLACE AND HAVE QT 3.14s WHISPER IN MY EARS. FUCK THIS GAY EARTH ASSDGSDJKFGKJHLEDFGWPO:LFHJ
>>29132329
Go get a haircut. Easy peasy.
>>29132349
>tfw black
>tfw whenever I get my haircut it's by some rachet subhuman
My race was a mistake.
>>29132416
wait are blacks not allowed in normal haircut places or something? why can't you go to great clips?
What ASMRtists do you guys watch? The only ones I watch are Jellybean and Springbok tbqh
Go get girlfriends to talk to you lonely bastards
>>29132486
>Springbok
is this the one that got banned for porn or some shit?
>>29132486
Jellybean is one of my favourites, ChocolatASMR is pretty good as well.
>>29132517
You must be thinking of CherryCrush, she does porn along with ASMR. Though, as of late, seems to be more focused on slutty attention-getting videos.
Who else /JapaneseASMR/ here?
Soft Serenity ASMR and Karuna Satori master race.
Cliche but Gentlewhispering is objectively the best. ASMRrequests has some cool stuff and is tingly too. Ardra Neala (now Ardra Asmr) is also great. Amal is a whore. HeatherFeather is neither relaxing nor funny. Ariel ASMR has GOAT shop roleplays. JubileeWhispers has a strange yet very tingly voice and nice videos.
Ummm who else do I watch. I don't usually like male voices but The ASMR Gamer is great, so is Luminin. Never liked Epheremal Rift but everybody else seems to for some reason.
Finally shoutout to Brittany ASMR and Autumn Mystic for great vids.
Oh and if you guys want something different, try Ava Elizabeth ASMR. An extremely passable (and QT) transsexual with great tingles, although I feel weird getting tingles from her.
PS - Always hated Springbok. Seems like a fake attention seeking cunt.
JUST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH49AJ6hnMU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCzeXxgZe1M
>>29132416
gotta pay up for a salon, no homo
>>29132936
bitch on the bottom legit looks like Michael Jackson. needs 5 pushup bras to draw attention away from her busted fake face.
>>29132936
May Springbok rot in hell for ruining her perfect nose.
>>29133015
what about the shitty short dyke haircut?
>>29133060
I usually love girls with short hair but it looks like shit on her. She needs to go back to being a long-haired Aryan goddess.
>>29132874
she's a fucking aryan goddess. wife material desu senpai
Dana ASMR is fantastic, but she only has about 6 english videos.
Her Korean ones just don't give me the same kind of tingles.
>>29133736
>Dana ASMR
she should do more Japanese ones
You fellows listen to MissASMR? Currently listening to link, her whispering triggers the fuck out of me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgTKB-yCpfM
>>29132874
>Soft Serenity
Have only ever watched a couple of ASMR videos and haven't heard of most of these people, so I looked her up. She's like a 6/10 at best, but holy FUCK those hands. My god. I want her to jerk me off while whispering to me
>>29132329
> I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO GO TO A PLACE AND HAVE QT 3.14s WHISPER IN MY EARS
I bet there already are places like this in Japan.
Anyone here watch MoongloveASMR? She reminds me of my crush back in high school... ;-;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDjZDb0qFP8
I know it's "motherly" but nothing in the video really ties that down. If you like you can imagine it's a girlfriend or whatever too.
I listen to it almost every night on my phone and put it right next to me while I hug my pillow and hope I don't wake up the next day.
haven't listened to ASMR in forever.
one of them actually had a decent story line, i think it was similar to total recall if someone remembers it.
i recommend getting high as fuck and listening to that one.
>jellybean
lmao what a slut
>>29134113
You g-got any more...?
QUESTION:
As a person who experiences ASMR (although not through youtube videos) do you all get tingles?
or just get off on 3.14's with fancy microphones whispering to you.
i say this because i only get tingles from large hispanic men who speak slowly and softly :( feelsbadman
>>29134212
I didn't save the set, but I'll try to find em. You can just donate to her on patreon if you don't want to wait on me :^)
>the best ASMR are all men
>the women are far more popular because of beta autists who want "the g/f experience"
>beta men claim to hate women and how easy it is for them in society
>beta men are the reason its so easy for them
maybe if you weren't wrapped around their fingers and donating money every time they make up a sob story or put a link on their videos it wouldn't be as easy for them.
>>29134227
Personally yes, but I guarantee there are many a tweens beating their little dicks to ASMR videos.
>watch 'girlfriend roleplay'
>get boner and fap
>cry and fap again
>>29132486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-8a24HUbRM
This guy does great multilayer work, also experiments a lot with music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_usXKs6ljA
Deep, resonant voice with a perfect accent for ASMR. Does mostly educational videos, which happen to be actually educational.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN7zWrjGtdI
Another perfect voice/accent, she's fucking hypnotic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7rFyiWEJ1Q
Also does a lot of multilayer work, superb audio quality.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew6r0L01XiQ
Straight-up sounds: No cringey roleplays, no detracting experimentation.
>>29132516
Simulating the girlfriend experience is not what ASMR is about, despite the pretense this thread and Youtube sets.
>>29132329
>WHY CAN'T ASMR BE REAL
wut
>>29132486
Ephemeral Rift is pretty good, cringy at times, but still interesting.
>>29134212
She has a youtube channel where she dances to k-pop songs in skimpy outfits. Just look up "jellybeannose".
Donations from ASMR-loving betas fund her clothes shopping and vacations with her bf
>>29134227
It's not about getting off; I'm so pathetic that I just like to close my eyes and pretend that a woman is actually talking to me.
>>29135658
>she dances to k-pop songs in skimpy outfits.
holy shit this shit gives me a raging horse boner
